恋仙笑-第56章
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“有个性，我欣赏，真是人间一大人才呀，我真为祖国可惜。孔子说，住在石洞里要暂住证，开着马车要驾驶证，喝酒要酒量证，泡妞要结婚往证，人站在地球上要身份证。嘿嘿，小弟小妹，听说你们没有身份证，那可不好向我们局长交代了，你们看怎样才好？”猴腮警察啜了一口茶抿抿嘴道；这种非人的嘴脸真让我看了想宰了他全家。
这时，进来了一个光头牛眼警察，一见我们就呵呵乐道：“呵，明星，排古装片排到我们警察局来了，贵客，怎么没听说过呢，这这……拿酒来，XO的！”
“局长，有人告他们没有身份征。”猴腮警察道，原来进来的就是他们的局长。
“呃……排戏一时出来急了忘带了是吗？没事，写一人份保证书，让他们签个字，让他们下次长个记性便是了，没事没事！”局长犴笑道。
一会儿，大肚警察用电脑打出了一份保证书：
由于我们没有身份证，愿意用五万元人民币作保证，下次打死我们后脑也要长一对记性，势行单位：蛙猴警察局。保证人（ ）
“在保证人那里签上你们的大名吧，你们就可以逍遥法外了。”大肚警察对我们说道。
“嘿嘿，五万元在本少爷眼底下屁都不是，下次你们猫狗警察局缺钱了就找本少爷，本少爷永远都没有身份证的。”我签了字，大方地递给了他们五万元道。
“呵，佩服公子风度，公子先坐坐，等我拿XO来与公子醉一顿。”局长抢过大肚手中的五万元笑道。
“就到这里？没意思，快叫你们警察局的所有猫猫狗狗，一起去五星宾馆搓一顿，本少爷请客。”我几个响指说道。
“这个……不好吧。明星就是有钱，有钱就是神，神就是爱护小人，附近有一家五星宾馆，还挺好的，要不……”局长装着着一副不好意思道。
“走，就去这家宾馆。”我说道，和小鱼龙儿带着长长的警察队伍走了。
我和小鱼龙儿带着这一大群警察走在大街上，其间还有局长，吸引人的目光更是多了，还以为是发生什么大事了。
不多久，我们就到了宾馆，我和小鱼龙儿各自留下一道幻影陪他们吃喝，真身回到了警察局。我拿回了五万圆，在警察局外面招来了一群小孩子，我问道：“你们喜不喜欢吃零食？”
“喜欢！”几个小孩异口同声答道。
“那哥哥给你们钱自己去买好不好？”
“好！”
“好样的，你们谁敢在警察局里面撒一泡尿，就给10元，拉一把屎，就给50元，在局长的帽子里拉一把屎，加至100元。马上行动，五分钟后来我这里领奖。”我说道，几个小孩子高兴得马上行动了，还是少儿无忌好！
“嘻嘻，花少，你要气死局长呀？”小鱼龙儿笑道。
“嘿嘿，气死人不尝命。龙儿，好戏在后面呢，慢慢等吧。警察局搞敲诈，上辈子没听说过！我花少可不是孬种，欺负我，找死不如。我要他们蛙猴警察局鸡飞狗跳。”
“嗯，说得也是，龙儿支持夫君。”
“我怎么知道仍然支持不支持我呀，除非你来吻我。”
“你色不死的夫君，又不是没接过吻，还这么馋涎欲滴，白痴才听你的话。”
“唉，说你白痴就没过份，这不是馋涎欲滴，这是爱的升华，是浪漫。”
“那……晚上再吻嘛……”
五分钟后，几个小孩子过来领奖，拿到100元的是一个光头小子，看上去是一块打架的料，小子胆量，本少爷欣赏！真他蛙猴有能耐，丢掉了本少爷几百圆人民币，幸好我视钱如粪土，要不然我不一火烤了他蛙猴我这辈子就不泡妞。
“我们还要回宾馆吗？”小鱼龙儿问道。
“整天逍遥，闷死人了，好戏不去看，做神你还是去做一个木头神好了。”
“呜呜，花少，人家不喜欢你对龙儿说这种难听的话，你再不以对你说甜语，龙儿就生气了，哭给你看。”
“嘿嘿，龙儿，你敢生气我就吻人窒息，吸出你苦胆汁！”我说道，小鱼龙儿瞪大了美丽的大眼睛，舌头可爱地伸出半长，遇上色夫君，是她的幸福还是她的倒霉？
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