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The Peterkin Papers By Lucretia P。 Hale
Mrs。 Peterkin Puts Salt into Her Coffee。
Dedicated To Meggie （The Daughter of The Lady From Philadelphia） To Whom These Stories Were First Told
The Peterkin Papers By Lucretia P。 Hale
Preface to The Second Edition of The Peterkin Papers
THE first of these stories was accepted by Mr。 Howard M。 Ticknor for the 〃Young Folks。〃 They were afterwards continued in numbers of the 〃St。 Nicholas。〃
A second edition is now printed； containing a new paper； which has never before been published； 〃The Peterkins at the Farm。〃
It may be remembered that the Peterkins originally hesitated about publishing their Family Papers； and were decided by referring the matter to the lady from Philadelphia。 A little uncertain of whether she might happen to be at Philadelphia； they determined to write and ask her。
Solomon John suggested a postal…card。 Everybody reads a postal； and everybody would read it as it came along； and see its importance； and help it on。 If the lady from Philadelphia were away； her family and all her servants would read it； and send it after her； for answer。
Elizabeth Eliza thought the postal a bright idea。 It would not take so long to write as a letter； and would not be so expensive。 But could they get the whole subject on a postal？
Mr。 Peterkin believed there could be no difficulty； there was but one question：…
Shall the adventures of the Peterkin family be published？
This was decided upon； and there was room for each of the family to sign； the little boys contenting themselves with rough sketches of their india…rubber boots。
Mr。 Peterkin； Agamemnon； and Solomon John took the postal…card to the post…office early one morning； and by the afternoon of that very day； and all the next day； and for many days； came streaming in answers on postals and on letters。 Their card had been addressed to the lady from Philadelphia； with the number of her street。 But it must have been read by their neighbors in their own town post…office before leaving； it must have been read along its way： for by each mail came piles of postals and letters from town after town； in answer to the question； and all in the same tone： 〃Yes； yes； publish the adventures of the Peterkin family。〃
〃Publish them； of course。〃
And in time came the answer of the lady from Philadelphia：… 〃Yes； of course； publish them。〃
This is why they were published。
CONTENTS。 THE LADY WHO PUT SALT IN HER COFFEE 13 ABOUT ELIZABETH ELIZA'S PIANO 21 THE PETERKINS TRY TO BECOME WISE 24 MRS。 PETERKIN WISHES TO GO TO DRIVE 29 THE PETERKINS AT HOME 33 WHY THE PETERKINS HAD A LATE DINNER 36 THE PETERKINS' SUMMER JOURNEY 41 THE PETERKINS SNOWED…UP 48 THE PETERKINS DECIDE TO KEEP A COW 56 THE PETERKINS' CHRISTMAS…TREE 63 MRS。 PETERKINS TEA…PARTY 72 THE PETERKINS TOO LATE FOR THE EXHIBITION 82 THE PETERKINS CELEBRATE THE 〃FOURTH〃 90 THE PETERKINS' PICNIC 104 THE PETERKINS' CHARADES 114 THE PETERKINS ARE OBLIGED TO MOVE 124 THE PETERKINS DECIDE TO LEARN THE LANGUAGES 136 MODERN IMPROVEMENTS AT THE PETERKINS' 148 AGAMEMNON'S CAREER 160 THE EDUCATIONAL BREAKFAST 172 THE PETERKINS AT THE 〃CARNIVAL OF AUTHORS〃 IN BOSTON 188 THE PETERKINS AT THE FARM 206
THE LADY WHO PUT SALT IN HER COFFEE。 THIS was Mrs。 Peterkin。 It was a mistake。 She had poured out a delicious cup of coffee； and； just as she was helping herself to cream； she found she had put in salt instead of sugar！ It tasted bad。 What should she do？ Of course she couldn't drink the coffee； so she called in the family； for she was sitting at a late breakfast all alone。 The family came in； they all tasted； and looked； and wondered what should be done； and all sat down to think。
At last Agamemnon； who had been to college； said； 〃 Why don't we go over and ask the advice of the chemist？ 〃 （For the chemist lived over the way； and was a very wise man。） Mrs。 Peterkin said； 〃Yes；〃 and Mr。 Peterkin said； 〃Very well；〃 and all the children said they would go too。 So the little boys put on their india…rubber boots； and over they went。
Now the chemist was just trying to find out something which should turn everything it touched into gold； and he had a large glass bottle into which he put all kinds of gold and silver； and many other valuable things； and melted them all up over the fire； till he had almost found what he wanted。 He could turn things into almost gold。 But just now he had used up all the gold that he had round the house； and gold was high。 He had used up his wife's gold thimble and his great…grandfather's gold…bowed spectacles； and he had melted up the gold head of his great…great…grandfather's cane； and； just as the Peterkin family came in； he was down on his knees before his wife； asking her to let him have her wedding…ring to melt up with an the rest； because this time he knew he should succeed； and should be able to turn everything into gold； and then she could have a new wedding…ring of diamonds； all set in emeralds and rubies and topazes； and all the furniture could be turned into the finest of gold。
Now his wife was just consenting when the Peterkin family burst in。 You can imagine how mad the chemist was！ He came near throwing his crucible…that was the name of his melting…pot…at their heads。 But he didn't。 He listened as calmly as he could to the story of how Mrs。 Peterkin had put salt in her coffee。
At first he said he couldn't do anything about it； but when Agamemnon said they would pay in gold if he would only go； he packed up his bottles in a leather case； and went back with them all。
First he looked at the coffee； and then stirred it。 Then he put in a little chlorate of potassium； and the family tried it all round； but it tasted no better。 Then he stirred in a little bichlorate of magnesia。 But Mrs。 Peterkin didn't like that。 Then he added some tartaric acid and some hypersulphate of lime。 But no； it was no better。 〃I have it！〃 exclaimed the chemist；…〃a little ammonia is just the thing！〃 No； it wasn't the thing at all。
Then he tried； each in turn； some oxalic； cyanic； acetic； phosphoric； chloric； hyperchloric； sulphuric； boracic； silicic； nitric； formic； nitrous nitric； and carbonic acids。 Mrs。 Peterkin tasted each； and said the flavor was pleasant； but not precisely that of coffee。 So then he tried a little calcium； aluminum； barium； and strontium； a little clear bitumen； and a half of a third of a sixteenth of a grain of arsenic。 This gave rather a pretty color； but still Mrs。
Peterkin ungratefully said it tasted of anything but coffee。 The chemist was not discouraged。 He put in a little belladonna and atropine； some granulated hydrogen； some potash； and a very little antimony； finishing off with a little pure carbon。 But still Mrs。 Peterkin was not satisfied。
The chemist said that all he had done ought to have taken out the salt。 The theory remained the same； although the experiment had failed。 Perhaps a little starch would have some effect。 If not； that was all the time he could give。 He should like to be paid； and go。 They were all much obliged to him； and willing to give him 1。37 1/2 in gold。 Gold was now 2。69 3/4； so Mr。 Peterkin found in the newspaper。 This gave Agamemnon a pretty little sum。 He sat himself down to do it。 But there was the coffee！ All sat and thought awhile； till Elizabeth Eliza said； 〃Why don't we go to the herb…woman？〃 Elizabeth Eliza was the only daughter。 She was named after her two aunts；…Elizabeth； from the sister of her father； Eliza； from her mother's sister。 Now； the herb…woman was an old woman who came round to sell herbs； and knew a great deal。 They all shouted with joy at the idea of asking her； and Solomon John and the younger children agreed to go and find her too。 The herb…woman lived down at the very end of the street； so the boys put on their india…rubber boots again； and they set off。 It was a long walk through the village； but they came at last to the herb…woman's house； at the foot of a high hill。 They went through her little garden。 Here she had marigolds and hollyhocks； and old maids and tall su
