the second funeral of napoleon-第11章
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the deepest mourning; and pushing for places in the chapel within。
The chapel is spacious and of no great architectural pretensions;
but was on this occasion gorgeously decorated in honor of the great
person to whose body it was about to give shelter。
We had arrived at nine; the ceremony was not to begin; they said;
till two: we had five hours before us to see all that from our
places could be seen。
We saw that the roof; up to the first lines of architecture; was
hung with violet; beyond this with black。 We saw N's; eagles; bees;
laurel wreaths; and other such imperial emblems; adorning every nook
and corner of the edifice。 Between the arches; on each side of the
aisle; were painted trophies; on which were written the names of
some of Napoleon's Generals and of their principal deeds of arms
and not their deeds of arms alone; pardi; but their coats of arms
too。 O stars and garters! but this is too much。 What was Ney's
paternal coat; prithee; or honest Junot's quarterings; or the
venerable escutcheon of King Joachim's father; the innkeeper?
You and I; dear Miss Smith; know the exact value of heraldic
bearings。 We know that though the greatest pleasure of all is to
ACT like a gentleman; it is a pleasure; nay a merit; to BE oneto
come of an old stock; to have an honorable pedigree; to be able to
say that centuries back our fathers had gentle blood; and to us
transmitted the same。 There IS a good in gentility: the man who
questions it is envious; or a coarse dullard not able to perceive
the difference between high breeding and low。 One has in the same
way heard a man brag that he did not know the difference between
wines; not hegive him a good glass of port; and he would pitch all
your claret to the deuce。 My love; men often brag about their own
dulness in this way。
In the matter of gentlemen; democrats cry; 〃Psha! Give us one of
Nature's gentlemen; and hang your aristocrats。〃 And so indeed
Nature does make SOME gentlemena few here and there。 But Art
makes most。 Good birth; that is; good handsome well…formed fathers
and mothers; nice cleanly nursery…maids; good meals; good physicians;
good education; few cares; pleasant easy habits of life; and
luxuries not too great or enervating; but only refininga course of
these going on for a few generations are the best gentleman…makers
in the world; and beat Nature hollow。
If; respected Madam; you say that there is something BETTER than
gentility in this wicked world; and that honesty and personal wealth
are more valuable than all the politeness and high…breeding that
ever wore red…heeled pumps; knights' spurs; or Hoby's boots;
Titmarsh for one is never going to say you nay。 If you even go so
far as to say that the very existence of this super…genteel society
among us; from the slavish respect that we pay to it; from the
dastardly manner in which we attempt to imitate its airs and ape its
vices; goes far to destroy honesty of intercourse; to make us meanly
ashamed of our natural affections and honest; harmless usages; and
so does a great deal more harm than it is possible it can do good by
its exampleperhaps; Madam; you speak with some sort of reason。
Potato myself; I can't help seeing that the tulip yonder has the
best place in the garden; and the most sunshine; and the most water;
and the best tendingand not liking him over well。 But I can't
help acknowledging that Nature has given him a much finer dress than
ever I can hope to have; and of this; at least; must give him the
benefit。
Or say; we are so many cocks and hens; my dear (sans arriere
pensee); with our crops pretty full; our plumes pretty sleek; decent
picking here and there in the straw…yard; and tolerable snug
roosting in the barn: yonder on the terrace; in the sun; walks
Peacock; stretching his proud neck; squealing every now and then in
the most pert fashionable voice and flaunting his great supercilious
dandified tail。 Don't let us be too angry; my dear; with the
useless; haughty; insolent creature; because he despises us。
SOMETHING is there about Peacock that we don't possess。 Strain your
neck ever so; you can't make it as long or as blue as hiscock your
tail as much as you please; and it will never be half so fine to
look at。 But the most absurd; disgusting; contemptible sight in the
world would you and I be; leaving the barn…door for my lady's
flower…garden; forsaking our natural sturdy walk for the peacock's
genteel rickety stride; and adopting the squeak of his voice in the
place of our gallant lusty cock…a…doodle…dooing。
Do you take the allegory? I love to speak in such; and the above
types have been presented to my mind while sitting opposite a
gimcrack coat…of…arms and coronet that are painted in the Invalides
Church; and assigned to one of the Emperor's Generals。
Ventrebleu! Madam; what need have THEY of coats…of…arms and
coronets; and wretched imitations of old exploded aristocratic
gewgaws that they had flung out of the countrywith the heads of
the owners in them sometimes; for indeed they were not particulara
score of years before? What business; forsooth; had they to be
meddling with gentility and aping its ways; who had courage; merit;
daring; genius sometimes; and a pride of their own to support; if
proud they were inclined to be? A clever young man (who was not of
high family himself; but had been bred up genteelly at Eton and the
university)young Mr。 George Canning; at the commencement of the
French Revolution; sneered at 〃Roland the Just; with ribbons in his
shoes;〃 and the dandies; who then wore buckles; voted the sarcasm
monstrous killing。 It was a joke; my dear; worthy of a lackey; or
of a silly smart parvenu; not knowing the society into which his
luck had cast him (God help him! in later years; they taught him
what they were!); and fancying in his silly intoxication that
simplicity was ludicrous and fashion respectable。 See; now; fifty
years are gone; and where are shoebuckles? Extinct; defunct; kicked
into the irrevocable past off the toes of all Europe!
How fatal to the parvenu; throughout history; has been this respect
for shoebuckles。 Where; for instance; would the Empire of Napoleon
have been; if Ney and Lannes had never sported such a thing as a
coat…of…arms; and had only written their simple names on their
shields; after the fashion of Desaix's scutcheon yonder?the bold
Republican who led the crowning charge at Marengo; and sent the best
blood of the Holy Roman Empire to the right…about; before the
wretched misbegotten imperial heraldry was born; that was to prove
so disastrous to the father of it。 It has always been so。 They
won't amalgamate。 A country must be governed by the one principle
or the other。 But give; in a republic; an aristocracy ever so
little chance; and it works and plots and sneaks and bullies and
sneers itself into place; and you find democracy out of doors。 Is
it good that the aristocracy should so triumph?that is a question
that you may settle according to your own notions and taste; and
permit me to say; I do not care twopence how you settle it。 Large
books have been written upon the subject in a variety of languages;
and coming to a variety of conclusions。 Great statesmen are there
in our country; from Lord Londonderry down to Mr。 Vincent; each in
his degree maintaining his different opinion。 But here; in the
matter of Napoleon; is a simple fact: he founded a great; glorious;
strong; potent republic; able to cope with the best aristocracies in
the world; and perhaps to beat them all; he converts his republic
into a monarchy; and surrounds his monarchy with what he calls
aristocratic institutions; and you know what becomes of him。 The
people estranged; the aristocracy faithless (when did they ever
pardon one who was not of themselves?)the imperial fabric tumbles
to the ground。 If it teaches nothing else; my dear; it teaches one
a great point of p