the legend of sleepy hollow-第2章
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embarrassment in getting out; an idea most probably borrowed by
the architect; Yost Van Houten; from the mystery of an eelpot。
The schoolhouse stood in a rather lonely but pleasant situation;
just at the foot of a woody hill; with a brook running close by;
and a formidable birch…tree growing at one end of it。 From hence
the low murmur of his pupils' voices; conning over their lessons;
might be heard in a drowsy summer's day; like the hum of a
beehive; interrupted now and then by the authoritative voice of
the master; in the tone of menace or command; or; peradventure;
by the appalling sound of the birch; as he urged some tardy
loiterer along the flowery path of knowledge。 Truth to say; he
was a conscientious man; and ever bore in mind the golden maxim;
〃Spare the rod and spoil the child。〃 Ichabod Crane's scholars
certainly were not spoiled。
I would not have it imagined; however; that he was one of
those cruel potentates of the school who joy in the smart of
their subjects; on the contrary; he administered justice with
discrimination rather than severity; taking the burden off the
backs of the weak; and laying it on those of the strong。 Your
mere puny stripling; that winced at the least flourish of the
rod; was passed by with indulgence; but the claims of justice
were satisfied by inflicting a double portion on some little
tough wrong headed; broad…skirted Dutch urchin; who sulked and
swelled and grew dogged and sullen beneath the birch。 All this he
called 〃doing his duty by their parents;〃 and he never inflicted
a chastisement without following it by the assurance; so
consolatory to the smarting urchin; that 〃he would remember it
and thank him for it the longest day he had to live。〃
When school hours were over; he was even the companion and
playmate of the larger boys; and on holiday afternoons would
convoy some of the smaller ones home; who happened to have pretty
sisters; or good housewives for mothers; noted for the comforts
of the cupboard。 Indeed; it behooved him to keep on good terms
with his pupils。 The revenue arising from his school was small;
and would have been scarcely sufficient to furnish him with daily
bread; for he was a huge feeder; and; though lank; had the
dilating powers of an anaconda; but to help out his maintenance;
he was; according to country custom in those parts; boarded and
lodged at the houses of the farmers whose children he instructed。
With these he lived successively a week at a time; thus going the
rounds of the neighborhood; with all his worldly effects tied up
in a cotton handkerchief。
That all this might not be too onerous on the purses of his
rustic patrons; who are apt to considered the costs of schooling
a grievous burden; and schoolmasters as mere drones he had
various ways of rendering himself both useful and agreeable。
He assisted the farmers occasionally in the lighter labors of
their farms; helped to make hay; mended the fences; took the
horses to water; drove the cows from pasture; and cut wood
for the winter fire。 He laid aside; too; all the dominant
dignity and absolute sway with which he lorded it in his
little empire; the school; and became wonderfully gentle
and ingratiating。 He found favor in the eyes of the mothers
by petting the children; particularly the youngest; and like
the lion bold; which whilom so magnanimously the lamb did hold;
he would sit with a child on one knee; and rock a cradle with
his foot for whole hours together。
In addition to his other vocations; he was the singing…
master of the neighborhood; and picked up many bright shillings
by instructing the young folks in psalmody。 It was a matter of no
little vanity to him on Sundays; to take his station in front of
the church gallery; with a band of chosen singers; where; in his
own mind; he completely carried away the palm from the parson。
Certain it is; his voice resounded far above all the rest of the
congregation; and there are peculiar quavers still to be heard in
that church; and which may even be heard half a mile off; quite
to the opposite side of the mill…pond; on a still Sunday morning;
which are said to be legitimately descended from the nose of
Ichabod Crane。 Thus; by divers little makeshifts; in that
ingenious way which is commonly denominated 〃by hook and by
crook;〃 the worthy pedagogue got on tolerably enough; and was
thought; by all who understood nothing of the labor of headwork;
to have a wonderfully easy life of it。
The schoolmaster is generally a man of some importance in
the female circle of a rural neighborhood; being considered a
kind of idle; gentlemanlike personage; of vastly superior taste
and accomplishments to the rough country swains; and; indeed;
inferior in learning only to the parson。 His appearance;
therefore; is apt to occasion some little stir at the tea…table
of a farmhouse; and the addition of a supernumerary dish of cakes
or sweetmeats; or; peradventure; the parade of a silver teapot。
Our man of letters; therefore; was peculiarly happy in the smiles
of all the country damsels。 How he would figure among them in the
churchyard; between services on Sundays; gathering grapes for
them from the wild vines that overran the surrounding trees;
reciting for their amusement all the epitaphs on the tombstones;
or sauntering; with a whole bevy of them; along the banks of the
adjacent mill…pond; while the more bashful country bumpkins hung
sheepishly back; envying his superior elegance and address。
From his half…itinerant life; also; he was a kind of
traveling gazette; carrying the whole budget of local gossip from
house to house; so that his appearance was always greeted with
satisfaction。 He was; moreover; esteemed by the women as a man of
great erudition; for he had read several books quite through; and
was a perfect master of Cotton Mather's 〃History of New England
Witchcraft;〃 in which; by the way; he most firmly and potently
believed。
He was; in fact; an odd mixture of small shrewdness and
simple credulity。 His appetite for the marvelous; and his powers
of digesting it; were equally extraordinary; and both had been
increased by his residence in this spell…bound region。 No tale
was too gross or monstrous for his capacious swallow。 It was
often his delight; after his school was dismissed in the
afternoon; to stretch himself on the rich bed of clover bordering
the little brook that whimpered by his school…house; and there
con over old Mather's direful tales; until the gathering dusk of
evening made the printed page a mere mist before his eyes。 Then;
as he wended his way by swamp and stream and awful woodland; to
the farmhouse where he happened to be quartered; every sound of
nature; at that witching hour; fluttered his excited
imagination; the moan of the whip…poor…will from the hillside;
the boding cry of the tree toad; that harbinger of storm; the
dreary hooting of the screech owl; to the sudden rustling in the
thicket of birds frightened from their roost。 The fireflies; too;
which sparkled most vividly in the darkest places; now and then
startled him; as one of uncommon brightness would stream across
his path; and if; by chance; a huge blockhead of a beetle came
winging his blundering flight against him; the poor varlet was
ready to give up the ghost; with the idea that he was struck with
a witch's token。 His only resource on such occasions; either to
drown thought or drive away evil spirits; was to sing psalm tunes
and the good people of Sleepy Hollow; as they sat by their doors
of an evening; were often filled with awe at hearing his nasal
melody; 〃in linked sweetness long drawn out;〃 floating from the
distant hill; or along the dusky road。
Another of his sources of fearful pleasure was to pass long
winter evenings with the o