curious republic of gondour-第2章
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marked ability； education； and high character； or he stood no sort of
chance of election。 If a hod…carrier possessed these； he could succeed；
but the mere fact that he was a hod…carrier could not elect him； as in
previous times。
It was now a very great honour to be in the parliament or in office；
under the old system such distinction had only brought suspicion upon a
man and made him a helpless mark for newspaper contempt and scurrility。
Officials did not need to steal now； their salaries being vast in
comparison with the pittances paid in the days when parliaments were
created by hod…carriers； who viewed official salaries from a hod…carrying
point of view and compelled that view to be respected by their obsequious
servants。 Justice was wisely and rigidly administered； for a judge；
after once reaching his place through the specified line of promotions；
was a permanency during good behaviour。 He was not obliged to modify his
judgments according to the effect they might have upon the temper of a
reigning political party。
The country was mainly governed by a ministry which went out with the
administration that created it。 This was also the case with the chiefs
of the great departments。 Minor officials ascended to their several
positions through well…earned promotions； and not by a jump from gin…
mills or the needy families and friends of members of parliament。 Good
behaviour measured their terms of office。
The head of the governments the Grand Caliph； was elected for a term of
twenty years。 I questioned the wisdom of this。 I was answered that he
could do no harm； since the ministry and the parliament governed the
land； and he was liable to impeachment for misconduct。 This great office
had twice been ably filled by women； women as aptly fitted for it as some
of the sceptred queens of history。 Members of the cabinet； under many
administrations； had been women。
I found that the pardoning power was lodged in a court of pardons；
consisting of several great judges。 Under the old regime； this important
power was vested in a single official； and he usually took care to have a
general jail delivery in time for the next election。
I inquired about public schools。 There were plenty of them； and of free
colleges too。 I inquired about compulsory education。 This was received
with a smile； and the remark：
〃When a man's child is able to make himself powerful and honoured
according to the amount of education he acquires； don't you suppose that
that parent will apply the compulsion himself？ Our free schools and free
colleges require no law to fill them。〃
There was a loving pride of country about this person's way of speaking
which annoyed me。 I had long been unused to the sound of it in my own。
The Gondour national airs were forever dinning in my ears； therefore I
was glad to leave that country and come back to my dear native land；
where one never hears that sort of music。
A MEMORY；
When I say that I never knew my austere father to be enamoured of but one
poem in all the long half century that he lived； persons who knew him
will easily believe me； when I say that I have never composed but one
poem in all the long third of a century that I have lived； persons who
know me will be sincerely grateful； and finally； when I say that the poem
which I composed was not the one which my father was enamoured of；
persons who may have known us both will not need to have this truth shot
into them with a mountain howitzer before they can receive it。 My father
and I were always on the most distant terms when I was a boya sort of
armed neutrality so to speak。 At irregular intervals this neutrality was
broken； and suffering ensued； but I will be candid enough to say that the
breaking and the suffering were always divided up with； strict
impartiality between uswhich is to say； my father did the breaking； and
I did the suffering。 As a general thing I was a backward； cautious；
unadventurous boy； but I once jumped off a two…story table； another time
I gave an elephant a 〃plug〃 of tobacco and retired without waiting for an
answer； and still another time I pretended to be talking in my sleep； and
got off a portion of a very wretched original conundrum in the hearing of
my father。 Let us not pry into the result； it was of no consequence to
any one but me。
But the poem I have referred to as attracting my father's attention and
achieving his favour was 〃Hiawatha。〃 Some man who courted a sudden and
awful death presented him an early copy； and I never lost faith in my own
senses until I saw him sit down and go to reading it in cold bloodsaw
him open the book； and heard him read these following lines； with the
same inflectionless judicial frigidity with which he always read his
charge to the jury； or administered an oath to a witness：
Take your bow；
O Hiawatha；
Take your arrows； jasper…headed；
Take your war…club； Puggawaugun；
And your mittens； Minjekahwan；
And your birch canoe for sailing；
And the oil of Mishe…Nama。〃
Presently my father took out of his breast pocket an imposing 〃Warranty
Deed；〃 and fixed his eyes upon it and dropped into meditation。 I knew
what it was。 A Texan lady and gentleman had given my half…brother； Orrin
Johnson； a handsome property in a town in the North； in gratitude to him
for having saved their lives by an act of brilliant heroism。
By and by my father looked towards me and sighed。 Then he said：
〃If I had such a son as this poet； here were a subject worthier than the
traditions of these Indians。〃
〃If you please； sir； where？〃
〃In this deed。〃
〃Yesin this very deed；〃 said my father； throwing it on the table。
〃There is more poetry； more romance； more sublimity； more splendid
imagery hidden away in that homely document than could be found in all
the traditions of all the savages that live。〃
〃Indeed； sir？ Could Icould I get it out； sir？ Could I compose the
poem； sir； do you think？〃
〃You？〃
I wilted。
Presently my father's face softened somewhat； and he said：
〃Go and try。 But mind； curb folly。 No poetry at the expense of truth。
Keep strictly to the facts。〃
I said I would； and bowed myself out； and went upstairs。
〃Hiawatha〃 kept droning in my headand so did my father's remarks about
the sublimity and romance hidden in my subject； and also his injunction
to beware of wasteful and exuberant fancy。 I noticed； just here； that I
had heedlessly brought the deed away with me； now at this moment came to
me one of those rare moods of daring recklessness； such as I referred to
a while ago。 Without another thought； and in plain defiance of the fact
that I knew my father meant me to write the romantic story of my half…
brother's adventure and subsequent good fortune； I ventured to heed
merely the letter of his remarks and ignore their spirit。 I took the
stupid 〃Warranty Deed〃 itself and chopped it up into Hiawathian blank
verse without altering or leaving out three words； and without
transposing six。 It required loads of courage to go downstairs and face
my father with my performance。 I started three or four times before I
finally got my pluck to where it would stick。 But at last I said I would
go down and read it to him if he threw me over the church for it。
I stood up to begin； and he told me to come closer。 I edged up a little；
but still left as much neutral ground between us as I thought he would
stand。 Then I began。 It would be useless for me to try to tell what
conflicting emotions expressed themselves upon his face； nor how they
grew more and more intense； as I proceeded； nor how a fell darkness
descended upon his countenance； and he began to gag and swallow； and his
hands began to work and twitch； as I reeled off line after line； with the
strength ebbing out of me； and my legs trembling under me：
THE STORY OF A GALLANT DEED
THIS INDENTURE； made the tenth
Day of November； in the year
Of our Lord one thousand eight
H
