the complete writings-2-第48章
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is nothing certain about it;one bough that gets the sun will be better than another that does not; and one half of an orange will fill your mouth with more delicious juices than the other half。
The oranges that you knock off with your stick; as you walk along the lanes; don't cost anything; but they are always sour; as I think the girls know who lean over the wall; and look on with a smile: and; in that; they are more sensible than the lively dogs which bark at you from the top; and wake all the neighborhood with their clamor。 I have no doubt the oranges have a market price; but I have been seeking the value the gardeners set on them themselves。 As I walked towards the heights; the other morning; and passed an orchard; the gardener; who saw my ineffectual efforts; with a very long cane; to reach the boughs of a tree; came down to me with a basketful he had been picking。 As an experiment on the price; I offered him a two…centime piece; which is a sort of satire on the very name of money;when he desired me to help myself to as many oranges as I liked。 He was a fine…looking fellow; with a spick…span new red Phrygian cap; and I had n't the heart to take advantage of his generosity; especially as his oranges were not of the sweetest。 One ought never to abuse generosity。
Another experience was of a different sort; and illustrates the Italian love of bargaining; and their notion of a sliding scale of prices。 One of our expeditions to the hills was one day making its long; straggling way through the narrow street of a little village of the Piano; when I lingered behind my companions; attracted by a handcart with several large baskets of oranges。 The cart stood untended in the street; and selecting a large orange; which would measure twelve inches in circumference; I turned to look for the owner。 After some time a fellow got from the open front of the neighboring cobbler's shop; where he sat with his lazy cronies; listening to the honest gossip of the follower of St。 Crispin; and sauntered towards me。
〃How much for this?〃 I ask。
〃One franc; signor;〃 says the proprietor; with a polite bow; holding up one finger。
I shake my head; and intimate that that is altogether too much; in fact; preposterous。
The proprietor is very indifferent; and shrugs his shoulders in an amiable manner。 He picks up a fair; handsome orange; weighs it in his hand; and holds it up temptingly。 That also is one; franc。
I suggest one sou as a fair price; a suggestion which he only receives with a smile of slight pity; and; I fancy; a little disdain。 A woman joins him; and also holds up this and that gold…skinned one for my admiration。
As I stand; sorting over the fruit; trying to please myself with size; color; and texture; a little crowd has gathered round; and I see; by a glance; that all the occupations in that neighborhood; including loafing; are temporarily suspended to witness the trade。 The interest of the circle visibly increases; and others take such a part in the transaction that I begin to doubt if the first man is; after all; the proprietor。
At length I select two oranges; and again demand the price。 There is a little consultation and jabber; when I am told that I can have both for a franc。 I; in turn; sigh; shrug my shoulders; and put down the oranges; amid a chorus of exclamations over my graspingness。 My offer of two sous is met with ridicule; but not with indifference。 I can see that it has made a sensation。 These simple; idle children of the sun begin to show a little excitement。 I at length determine upon a bold stroke; and resolve to show myself the Napoleon of oranges; or to meet my Waterloo。 I pick out four of the largest oranges in the basket; while all eyes are fixed on me intently; and; for the first time; pull out a piece of money。 It is a two…sous piece。 I offer it for the four oranges。
〃No; no; no; no; signor! Ah; signor! ah; signor!〃 in a chorus from the whole crowd。
I have struck bottom at last; and perhaps got somewhere near the value; and all calmness is gone。 Such protestations; such indignation; such sorrow; I have never seen before from so small a cause。 It cannot be thought of; it is mere ruin! I am; in turn; as firm; and nearly as excited in seeming。 I hold up the fruit; and tender the money。
〃No; never; never! The signor cannot be in earnest。〃
Looking round me for a moment; and assuming a theatrical manner; befitting the gestures of those about me; I fling the fruit down; and; with a sublime renunciation; stalk away。
There is instantly a buzz and a hum that rises almost to a clamor。 I have not proceeded far; when a skinny old woman runs after me; and begs me to return。 I go back; and the crowd parts to receive me。
The proprietor has a new proposition; the effect of which upon me is intently watched。 He proposes to give me five big oranges for four sous。 I receive it with utter scorn; and a laugh of derision。 I will give two sous for the original four; and not a centesimo more。 That I solemnly say; and am ready to depart。 Hesitation and renewed conference; but at last the proprietor relents; and; with the look of one who is ruined for life; and who yet is willing to sacrifice himself; he hands me the oranges。 Instantly the excitement is dead; the crowd disperses; and the street is as quiet as ever; when I walk away; bearing my hard…won treasures。
A little while after; as I sat upon the outer wall of the terrace of the Camaldoli; with my feet hanging over; these same oranges were taken from my pockets by Americans; so that I am prevented from making any moral reflections upon the honesty of the Italians。
There is an immense garden of oranges and lemons at the village of Massa; through which travelers are shown by a surly fellow; who keeps watch of his trees; and has a bulldog lurking about for the unwary。 I hate to see a bulldog in a fruit orchard。 I have eaten a good many oranges there; and been astonished at the boughs of immense lemons which bend the trees to the ground。 I took occasion to measure one of the lemons; called a citron…lemon; and found its circumference to be twenty…one inches one way by fifteen inches the other;about as big as a railway conductor's lantern。 These lemons are not so sour as the fellow who shows them: he is a mercenary dog; and his prices afford me no clew to the just value of oranges。
I like better to go to a little garden in the village of Meta; under a sunny precipice of rocks overhung by the ruined convent of Camaldoli。 I turn up a narrow lane; and push open the wooden door in the garden of a little villa。 It is a pretty garden; and; besides the orange and lemon…trees on the terrace; it has other fruit…trees; and a scent of many flowers。 My friend; the gardener; is sorting oranges from one basket to another; on a green bank; and evidently selling the fruit to some women; who are putting it into bags to carry away。
When he sees me approach; there is always the same pantomime。 I propose to take some of the fruit he is sorting。 With a knowing air; and an appearance of great mystery; he raises his left hand; the palm toward me; as one says hush。 Having dispatched his business; he takes an empty basket; and with another mysterious flourish; desiring me to remain quiet; he goes to a storehouse in one corner of the garden; and returns with a load of immense oranges; all soaked with the sun; ripe and fragrant; and more tempting than lumps of gold。 I take one; and ask him if it is sweet。 He shrugs his shoulders; raises his hands; and; with a sidewise shake of the head; and a look which says; How can you be so faithless? makes me ashamed of my doubts。
I cut the thick skin; which easily falls apart and discloses the luscious quarters; plump; juicy; and waiting to melt in the mouth。 I look for a moment at the rich pulp in its soft incasement; and then try a delicious morsel。 I nod。 My gardener again shrugs his shoulders; with a slight smile; as much as to say; It could not be otherwise; and is evidently delighted to have me enjoy his fruit。 I fill capacious pockets with the choicest; and; if I have friends with me; they do the same。 I give our silent but most expressive entertainer half a franc; never more; and