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Oceania; to…day ruled over by a peasant…born; unlettered; colonial

gendarme; and 。 。 。 〃



He completed the sentence and the tale by burying his face in the

down…tilted mouth of the condensed milk can and by gurgling the

corrosive drink down his throat in thirsty gulps。





After an appropriate pause; Chauncey Delarouse; otherwise Whiskers;

took up the tale。



〃Far be it from me to boast of no matter what place of birth I have


descended from to sit here by this fire with such as 。 。 。 as

chance along。  I may say; however; that I; too; was once a

considerable figure of a man。  I may add that it was horses; plus

parents too indulgent; that exiled me out over the world。  I may

still wonder to query:  'Are Dover's cliffs still white?'〃



〃Huh!〃 Bruce Cadogan Cavendish sneered。  〃Next you'll be asking:

'How fares the old Lord Warden?'〃



〃And I took every liberty; and vainly; with a constitution that was

iron;〃 Whiskers hurried on。  〃Here I am with my three score and ten

behind me; and back on that long road have I buried many a

youngster that was as rare and devilish as I; but who could not

stand the pace。  I knew the worst too young。  And now I know the

worst too old。  But there was a time; alas all too short; when I

knew; the best。



〃I; too; kiss my hand to the Princess of my heart。  She was truly a

princess; Polynesian; a thousand miles and more away to the

eastward and the south from Delaney's Isle of Love。  The natives of

all around that part of the South Seas called it the Jolly Island。

Their own name; the name of the people who dwelt thereon;

translates delicately and justly into 'The Island of Tranquil

Laughter。'  On the chart you will find the erroneous name given to

it by the old navigators to be Manatomana。  The seafaring gentry

the round ocean around called it the Adamless Eden。  And the

missionaries for a time called it God's Witness … so great had been

their success at converting the inhabitants。  As for me; it was;

and ever shall be; Paradise。



〃It was MY Paradise; for it was there my Princess lived。  John

Asibeli Tungi was king。  He was full…blooded native; descended out

of the oldest and highest chief…stock that traced back to Manua

which was the primeval sea home of the race。  Also was he known as

John the Apostate。  He lived a long life and apostasized

frequently。  First converted by the Catholics; he threw down the

idols; broke the tabus; cleaned out the native priests; executed a

few of the recalcitrant ones; and sent all his subjects to church。



〃Next he fell for the traders; who developed in him a champagne

thirst; and he shipped off the Catholic priests to New Zealand。

The great majority of his subjects always followed his lead; and;

having no religion at all; ensued the time of the Great

Licentiousness; when by all South Seas missionaries his island; in

sermons; was spoken of as Babylon。



〃But the traders ruined his digestion with too much champagne; and

after several years he fell for the Gospel according to the

Methodists; sent his people to church; and cleaned up the beach and

the trading crowd so spick and span that he would not permit them

to smoke a pipe out of doors on Sunday; and; fined one of the chief

traders one hundred gold sovereigns for washing his schooner's

decks on the Sabbath morn。



〃That was the time of the Blue Laws; but perhaps it was too

rigorous for King John。  Off he packed the Methodists; one fine

day; exiled several hundred of his people to Samoa for sticking to

Methodism; and; of all things; invented a religion of his own; with

himself the figure…head of worship。  In this he was aided and

abetted by a renegade Fijian。  This lasted five years。  Maybe he

grew tired of being God; or maybe it was because the Fijian

decamped with the six thousand pounds in the royal treasury; but at

any rate the Second Reformed Wesleyans got him; and his entire

kingdom went Wesleyan。  The pioneer Wesleyan missionary he actually

made prime minister; and what he did to the trading crowd was a

caution。  Why; in the end; King John's kingdom was blacklisted and

boycotted by the traders till the revenues diminished to zero; the

people went bankrupt; and King John couldn't borrow a shilling from

his most powerful chief。



〃By this time he was getting old; and philosophic; and tolerant;

and spiritually atavistic。  He fired out the Second Reformed

Wesleyans; called back the exiles from Samoa; invited in the

traders; held a general love…feast; took the lid off; proclaimed

religious liberty and high tariff; and as for himself went back to

the worship of his ancestors; dug up the idols; reinstated a few

octogenarian priests; and observed the tabus。  All of which was

lovely for the traders; and prosperity reigned。  Of course; most of

his subjects followed him back into heathen worship。  Yet quite a

sprinkling of Catholics; Methodists and Wesleyans remained true to

their beliefs and managed to maintain a few squalid; one…horse

churches。  But King John didn't mind; any more than did he the high

times of the traders along the beach。  Everything went; so long as

the taxes were paid。  Even when his wife; Queen Mamare; elected to

become a Baptist; and invited in a little; weazened; sweet…

spirited; club…footed Baptist missionary; King John did not object。

All he insisted on was that these wandering religions should be

self…supporting and not feed a pennyworth's out of the royal

coffers。



〃And now the threads of my recital draw together in the paragon of

female exquisiteness … my Princess。〃



Whiskers paused; placed carefully on the ground his half…full

condensed milk can with which he had been absently toying; and

kissed the fingers of his one hand audibly aloft。



〃She was the daughter of Queen Mamare。  She was the woman

wonderful。  Unlike the Diana type of Polynesian; she was almost

ethereal。  She WAS ethereal; sublimated by purity; as shy and

modest as a violet; as fragile…slender as a lily; and her eyes;

luminous and shrinking tender; were as asphodels on the sward of

heaven。  She was all flower; and fire; and dew。  Hers was the

sweetness of the mountain rose; the gentleness of the dove。  And

she was all of good as well as all of beauty; devout in her belief

in her mother's worship; which was the worship introduced by

Ebenezer Naismith; the Baptist missionary。  But make no mistake。

She was no mere sweet spirit ripe for the bosom of Abraham。  All of

exquisite deliciousness of woman was she。  She was woman; all

woman; to the last sensitive quivering atom of her …



〃And I?  I was a wastrel of the beach。  The wildest was not so wild

as I; the keenest not so keen; of all that wild; keen trading

crowd。  It was esteemed I played the stiffest hand of poker。  I was

the only living man; white; brown; or black; who dared run the

Kuni…kuni Passage in the dark。  And on a black night I have done it

under reefs in a gale of wind。  Well; anyway; I had a bad

reputation on a beach where there were no good reputations。  I was

reckless; dangerous; stopped at nothing in fight or frolic; and the

trading captains used to bring boiler…sheeted prodigies from the

vilest holes of the South Pacific to try and drink me under the

table。  I remember one; a calcined Scotchman from the New Hebrides。

It was a great drinking。  He died of it; and we laded him aboard

ship; pickled in a cask of trade rum; and sent him back to his own

place。  A sample; a fair sample; of the antic tricks we cut up on

the beach of Manatomana。



〃And of all unthinkable things; what did I up and do; one day; but

look upon the Princess to find her good and to fall in love with

her。  It was the real thing。  I was as mad as a March hare; and

after that I got only madder。  I reformed。  Think of that!  Think

of what a slip of a woman can do to a busy; roving man! … By the

Lord Harry; it's true。  I reformed。  I went to church。  Hear me!  I

became converted。  I cleared

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