the red one-第24章
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Oceania; to…day ruled over by a peasant…born; unlettered; colonial
gendarme; and 。 。 。 〃
He completed the sentence and the tale by burying his face in the
down…tilted mouth of the condensed milk can and by gurgling the
corrosive drink down his throat in thirsty gulps。
After an appropriate pause; Chauncey Delarouse; otherwise Whiskers;
took up the tale。
〃Far be it from me to boast of no matter what place of birth I have
descended from to sit here by this fire with such as 。 。 。 as
chance along。 I may say; however; that I; too; was once a
considerable figure of a man。 I may add that it was horses; plus
parents too indulgent; that exiled me out over the world。 I may
still wonder to query: 'Are Dover's cliffs still white?'〃
〃Huh!〃 Bruce Cadogan Cavendish sneered。 〃Next you'll be asking:
'How fares the old Lord Warden?'〃
〃And I took every liberty; and vainly; with a constitution that was
iron;〃 Whiskers hurried on。 〃Here I am with my three score and ten
behind me; and back on that long road have I buried many a
youngster that was as rare and devilish as I; but who could not
stand the pace。 I knew the worst too young。 And now I know the
worst too old。 But there was a time; alas all too short; when I
knew; the best。
〃I; too; kiss my hand to the Princess of my heart。 She was truly a
princess; Polynesian; a thousand miles and more away to the
eastward and the south from Delaney's Isle of Love。 The natives of
all around that part of the South Seas called it the Jolly Island。
Their own name; the name of the people who dwelt thereon;
translates delicately and justly into 'The Island of Tranquil
Laughter。' On the chart you will find the erroneous name given to
it by the old navigators to be Manatomana。 The seafaring gentry
the round ocean around called it the Adamless Eden。 And the
missionaries for a time called it God's Witness … so great had been
their success at converting the inhabitants。 As for me; it was;
and ever shall be; Paradise。
〃It was MY Paradise; for it was there my Princess lived。 John
Asibeli Tungi was king。 He was full…blooded native; descended out
of the oldest and highest chief…stock that traced back to Manua
which was the primeval sea home of the race。 Also was he known as
John the Apostate。 He lived a long life and apostasized
frequently。 First converted by the Catholics; he threw down the
idols; broke the tabus; cleaned out the native priests; executed a
few of the recalcitrant ones; and sent all his subjects to church。
〃Next he fell for the traders; who developed in him a champagne
thirst; and he shipped off the Catholic priests to New Zealand。
The great majority of his subjects always followed his lead; and;
having no religion at all; ensued the time of the Great
Licentiousness; when by all South Seas missionaries his island; in
sermons; was spoken of as Babylon。
〃But the traders ruined his digestion with too much champagne; and
after several years he fell for the Gospel according to the
Methodists; sent his people to church; and cleaned up the beach and
the trading crowd so spick and span that he would not permit them
to smoke a pipe out of doors on Sunday; and; fined one of the chief
traders one hundred gold sovereigns for washing his schooner's
decks on the Sabbath morn。
〃That was the time of the Blue Laws; but perhaps it was too
rigorous for King John。 Off he packed the Methodists; one fine
day; exiled several hundred of his people to Samoa for sticking to
Methodism; and; of all things; invented a religion of his own; with
himself the figure…head of worship。 In this he was aided and
abetted by a renegade Fijian。 This lasted five years。 Maybe he
grew tired of being God; or maybe it was because the Fijian
decamped with the six thousand pounds in the royal treasury; but at
any rate the Second Reformed Wesleyans got him; and his entire
kingdom went Wesleyan。 The pioneer Wesleyan missionary he actually
made prime minister; and what he did to the trading crowd was a
caution。 Why; in the end; King John's kingdom was blacklisted and
boycotted by the traders till the revenues diminished to zero; the
people went bankrupt; and King John couldn't borrow a shilling from
his most powerful chief。
〃By this time he was getting old; and philosophic; and tolerant;
and spiritually atavistic。 He fired out the Second Reformed
Wesleyans; called back the exiles from Samoa; invited in the
traders; held a general love…feast; took the lid off; proclaimed
religious liberty and high tariff; and as for himself went back to
the worship of his ancestors; dug up the idols; reinstated a few
octogenarian priests; and observed the tabus。 All of which was
lovely for the traders; and prosperity reigned。 Of course; most of
his subjects followed him back into heathen worship。 Yet quite a
sprinkling of Catholics; Methodists and Wesleyans remained true to
their beliefs and managed to maintain a few squalid; one…horse
churches。 But King John didn't mind; any more than did he the high
times of the traders along the beach。 Everything went; so long as
the taxes were paid。 Even when his wife; Queen Mamare; elected to
become a Baptist; and invited in a little; weazened; sweet…
spirited; club…footed Baptist missionary; King John did not object。
All he insisted on was that these wandering religions should be
self…supporting and not feed a pennyworth's out of the royal
coffers。
〃And now the threads of my recital draw together in the paragon of
female exquisiteness … my Princess。〃
Whiskers paused; placed carefully on the ground his half…full
condensed milk can with which he had been absently toying; and
kissed the fingers of his one hand audibly aloft。
〃She was the daughter of Queen Mamare。 She was the woman
wonderful。 Unlike the Diana type of Polynesian; she was almost
ethereal。 She WAS ethereal; sublimated by purity; as shy and
modest as a violet; as fragile…slender as a lily; and her eyes;
luminous and shrinking tender; were as asphodels on the sward of
heaven。 She was all flower; and fire; and dew。 Hers was the
sweetness of the mountain rose; the gentleness of the dove。 And
she was all of good as well as all of beauty; devout in her belief
in her mother's worship; which was the worship introduced by
Ebenezer Naismith; the Baptist missionary。 But make no mistake。
She was no mere sweet spirit ripe for the bosom of Abraham。 All of
exquisite deliciousness of woman was she。 She was woman; all
woman; to the last sensitive quivering atom of her …
〃And I? I was a wastrel of the beach。 The wildest was not so wild
as I; the keenest not so keen; of all that wild; keen trading
crowd。 It was esteemed I played the stiffest hand of poker。 I was
the only living man; white; brown; or black; who dared run the
Kuni…kuni Passage in the dark。 And on a black night I have done it
under reefs in a gale of wind。 Well; anyway; I had a bad
reputation on a beach where there were no good reputations。 I was
reckless; dangerous; stopped at nothing in fight or frolic; and the
trading captains used to bring boiler…sheeted prodigies from the
vilest holes of the South Pacific to try and drink me under the
table。 I remember one; a calcined Scotchman from the New Hebrides。
It was a great drinking。 He died of it; and we laded him aboard
ship; pickled in a cask of trade rum; and sent him back to his own
place。 A sample; a fair sample; of the antic tricks we cut up on
the beach of Manatomana。
〃And of all unthinkable things; what did I up and do; one day; but
look upon the Princess to find her good and to fall in love with
her。 It was the real thing。 I was as mad as a March hare; and
after that I got only madder。 I reformed。 Think of that! Think
of what a slip of a woman can do to a busy; roving man! … By the
Lord Harry; it's true。 I reformed。 I went to church。 Hear me! I
became converted。 I cleared