the mirror of kong ho-第7章
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challenge coupled with the name of one recognisable spot; replied to
by the haphazard retort of another place; frequently in no way joined
to it; was regarded as an exceptionally fascinating sit…round game by
a company of elderly barbarians!
〃What couldn't Walbrook?〃 it might be; and 〃Such Cheapside;〃 would be
deemed a praiseworthy solution。 〃When did King's Bench Walk?〃 would be
asked; and to reply; 〃When Gray's Inn Road;〃 covered the one with
overpowering acclamation。 〃Bevis Marks only an Inner Circle at The
Butts; why?〃 was a demand of such elaborate complexity that (although
this person was lured out of his self…imposed restraint by the silence
of all round; and submerging his intelligence to an acquired level;
unobtrusively suggested; 〃Because Aylesbury ducks; perchance〃) it fell
to the one propounding to announce; 〃Because St。 John's Wood Shoot…up
Hill。〃
Admittedly it is written; 〃When the shutter is fastened the girdle is
loosened;〃 but it is as truly said; 〃Not in the head; nor yet in the
feet; but in the organs of digestion does wisdom reside;〃 and even in
jesting the middle course of neither an excessive pride nor an
absolute weak…mindedness is to be observed。 With what concrete pangs
of acute mental distress would this person ever behold his immaculate
progenitor taking part in a similar sit…round game with an assembly of
worthy mandarins; the one asking questions of meaningless import; as
〃Why did they Hangkow?〃 and another replying in an equal strain of no
consecutiveness; 〃In order to T'in Tung!〃
At length a person who is spoken of as having formerly been the
captain of a band of warriors turned to me with an unsuspected absence
of ferocity and said; 〃Your countrymen are very proficient in the art
of epigram; are they not; Mr。 Kong? Will you not; in turn; therefore;
favour us with an example?〃 Whereupon several maidens exclaimed with
engaging high temper; 〃Oh yes; do ask us some funny Chinese riddles;
Mr。 Kong!〃
〃Assuredly there are among us many classical instances of the light
sayings which require matching;〃 I replied; gratified that I should
have the opportunity of showing their superiority。 〃One; harmonious
beyond the blend of challenge and retort; is as follows'The Phoenix
embroidered upon the side of the shoe: When the shoe advances the
Phoenix leaps forward。'〃
〃Oh!〃 cried several of the maidens; and from the nature of their
glances it might reasonably be gathered that already they began to
recognise the inferiority of their own sayings。
〃Is that the question; or the answer; or both?〃 asked a youth of
unfledged maturity; and to hide their conscious humiliation several
persons allowed their faces to melt away。
〃That which has been expressed;〃 replied this person with an
ungrudging toleration; 〃is the first or question portion of the
contrast。 The answer is that which will be supplied by your honourable
condescension。〃
〃But;〃 interposed one of the maidens; 〃it isn't really a question; you
know; Mr。 Kong。〃
〃In a way of regarding it; it may be said to be question; inasmuch as
it requires an answer to establish the comparison。 The most pleasing
answer is that which shall be dissimilar in idea; and yet at the same
time maintain the most perfect harmony of parallel thought;〃 I
replied。 〃Now permit your exceptional minds to wander in a forest of
similitudes: 'The Phoenix embroidered upon the side of the shoe: When
the shoe advances the Phoenix leaps forward。'〃
〃Oh; if that's all you want;〃 said the one Herbert; who by an ill
destiny chanced to be present; 〃'The red…hot poker held before the
Cat's nose: When the poker advances the Cat leaps backwards。'〃
〃Oh; very good!〃 cried several of those around; 〃of course it
naturally would。 Is that right; Mr。 Kong?〃
〃If the high…souled company is satisfied; then it must be; for there
is no conclusive right or wrongonly an unending search for that
which is most gem…set and resourceful;〃 replied this person; with an
ever…deepening conviction of no enthusiasm towards the sit…round game。
〃But;〃 he added; resolved to raise for a moment the canopy of a mind
swan…like in its crystal many…sidedness; and then leave them to their
own ineptitude; 〃for five centuries nothing has been judged equal to
the solution offered by Li Tang。 At the time he was presented with a
three…sided banner of silk with the names of his eleven immediate
ancestors embroidered upon it in seven colours; and his own name is
still handed down in imperishable memory。〃
〃Oh; do tell us what it was;〃 cried many。 〃It must have been clever。〃
〃'The Dragon painted upon the face of the fan: When the fan is shaken
the Dragon flies upwards;'〃 replied this person。
It cannot be denied that this was received with an attitude of
respectful melancholy strikingly complimentary to the wisdom of the
gifted Li Tang。 But whether it may be that the time was too short to
assimilate the more subtle delicacies of the saying; or whether the
barbarian mind is inherently devoid of true balance; this person was
panged most internally to hear one say to another as he went out; 〃Do
you know; I really think that Herbert's was much the better answer of
the twomore realistic; and what you might expect at the pantomime。〃
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A like inability to grasp with a clear and uninvolved vision;
permeates not only the triviality of a sit…round game but even the
most important transactions of existence。
Shortly after his arrival in the Island; this person was initiated by
the widely…esteemed Quang…Tsun into the private life of one whose
occupation was that of a Law…giver; where he frequently drank tea on
terms of mutual cordiality。 Upon such an occasion he was one day
present; conversing with the lesser ones of the householdthe head
thereof being absent; setting forth the Law in the Templewhen one of
the maidens cried out with amiable vivacity; 〃Why; Mr。 Kong; you say
such consistently graceful things of the ladies you have met over
here; that we shall expect you to take back an English wife with you。
But perhaps you are already married in China?〃
〃The conclusion is undeviating in its accuracy;〃 replied this person;
unable to evade the allusion。 〃To Ning; Hia…Fa and T'ain Yen; as the
matter stands。〃
〃Ning Hia…Fa An T'ain Yen!〃 exclaimed the wife of the Law…giver
pleasantly。 〃What an important name。 Can you pardon our curiosity and
tell us what she is like?〃
〃Ning; Hia…Fa AND T'ain Yen;〃 repeated this person; not submitting to
be deprived of the consequence of two wives without due protest。
〃Three names; three wives。 Three very widely separated likes。〃
At this in no way boastfully uttered statement the agreeably outlined
surface of the faces around variated suddenly; the effect being one
which I have frequently observed in the midst of my politest
expressions of felicity。 For a moment; indeed; I could not disguise
from myself that the one who had made the inquiry stretched forth her
lotus…like hand towards the secret spring by which it is customary to
summon the attending slaves from the underneath parts; but restraining
herself with the manner of one who would desire to make less of a
thing that it otherwise might seem; she turned to me again。
〃How nice!〃 she murmured。 〃What a pity you did not bring them all with
you; Mr。 Kong。 They would have been a great acq