the mirror of kong ho-第6章
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has inspired me to examine the matter more fully。 At the same time
your pleasantly…composed aphorism that the interior nature of persons
does not vary with the colour of their eyes; and that if I searched I
should find the old flying kites and the younger kicking feather
balls or working embroidery; according to their sex; does not appear
to be accurately sustained。
The lesser ones; it is true; engage in a variety of sumptuous
handicrafts; such as the scorching of wooden tablets with the
semblance of a pattern; and gouging others with sharpened implements
into a crude relief; depicting birds and flowers upon the surface of
plates; rending leather into shreds; and entwining beaten iron; brass;
and copper into a diversity of most ingenious complications; but when
I asked a maiden of affectionate and domesticated appearance whether
she had yet worked her age…stricken father's coffin…cloth; she said
that the subject was one upon which she declined to jest; and rapidly
involving herself in a profuse display of emotion; she withdrew;
leaving this one aghast。
To enable my mind to retranquillise; I approached a youth of
highly…gilded appearance; and; with many predictions of
self…inferiority; I suggested that we should engage in the stimulating
rivalry of feather ball。 When he learned; however; that the diversion
consisted in propelling upwards a feather…trimmed chip by striking it
against the side of the foot; he candidly replied that he was afraid
he had grown out of shuttle…cock; but did not mind; if I was
vigorously inclined; 〃taking me on for a set of yang…pong。〃
Old men here; it is said; do not fly kites; and they affect to despise
catching flies for amusement; although they frequently go fishing。
Struck by this peculiarity; I put it in the form of an inquiry to one
of venerable appearance; why; when at least five score flies were
undeniably before his eyes; he preferred to recline for lengthy
periods by the side of a stream endeavouring to snare creatures of
whose existence he himself had never as yet received any adequate
proof。 Doubtless in my contemptible ignorance; however; I used some
word inaccurately; for those who stood around suffered themselves
to become amused; and the one in question replied with no pretence of
amiable condescension that the jest had already been better expressed
a hundred times; and that I would find the behind parts of a printed
leaf called 〃Punch〃 in the bookcase。 Not being desirous of carrying on
a conversation of which I felt that I had misplaced the most highly
rectified ingredient; I bowed repeatedly; and replied affably that
wisdom ruled his left side and truth his right。
It was upon this same occasion that a young man of unprejudiced
wide…mindedness; taking me aside; asserted that the matter had not been
properly set forth when I was inquiring about kites。 Both old and
young men; he continued; frequently endeavoured to fly kites; even in
the involved heart of the city。 He had tried once or twice himself;
but never with encouraging success; chiefly; he was told; because his
paper was not good enough。 Many people; he added; would not scruple to
mislead me with evasive ambiguity on this one subject owing to an
ill…balanced conception of what constituted true dignity; but he was
unwilling that his countrymen should be thought by mine to be sunk
into a deeper barbarism than actually existed。
His warning was not inopportune。 Seated next to this person at a later
period was a maiden from whose agreeably…poised lips had hitherto
proceeded nothing but sincerity and fact。 Watching her closely I asked
her; as one who only had a languid interest either one way or the
other; whether her revered father or her talented and
richly…apparelled brothers ever spent their time flying kites about
the city。 In spite of a most efficient self…control her colour changed
at my words; and her features trembled for a moment; but quickly
reverting to herself she replied that she thought not; thenas though
to subdue my suspicions more completelythat she was sure they did
not; as the kites would certainly frighten the horses and the
appointed watchmen of the street would not allow it。 She confessed;
however; with unassumed candour; that the immediate descendants of her
sister were gracefully proficient in the art。
From this; great and enlightened one; you will readily perceive how
misleading an impression might be carried away by a person
scrupulously…intentioned but not continually looking both ways; when
placed among a people endowed with the uneasy suspicion of the
barbarian and struggling to assert a doubtful refinement。 Apart from
this; there has to be taken into consideration their involved process
of reasoning; and the unexpectedly different standards which they
apply to every subject。
At the house of the Maidens Blank; when the evening was not spent in
listening to melodious voices and the harmony of stringed woods; it
was usual to take part in sit…round games of various kinds。 (And while
it is on his brush this person would say with commendable pride that a
well…trained musician among us can extort more sound from a hollow
wooden pig; costing only a few cash; than the most skilful here ever
attain on their largest instrumenta highly…lacquered coffin on legs;
filled with bells and hidden springs; and frequently sold for a
thousand taels。)
Upon a certain evening; at the conclusion of one sit…round game which
involved abrupt music; a barrier of chairs; and the exhilarating
possibility of being sat upon by the young and vivacious in their
zeal; a person of the company turned suddenly to the one who is
communicating with you and said enticingly; 〃Why did Birdcage Walk?〃
Not judging from his expression that this was other than a polite
inquiry on a matter which disturbed his repose; I was replying that
the manifestation was undoubtedly the work of a vexatious demon which
had taken up its abode in the article referred to; when another; by my
side; cried aloud; 〃Because it envied Queen Anne's Gate〃; and without
a pause cast back the question; 〃Who carved The Poultry?〃
In spite of the apparent simplicity of the demand it was received by
all in an attitude of complicated doubt; and this person was
considering whether he might not acquire distinction by replying that
such an office fell by custom to the lot of the more austere Maiden
Blank; when the very inadequate reply; 〃Mark Lane with St。 Mary's
Axe;〃 was received with applause and some observations in a half…tone
regarding the identity of the fowl。
By the laws of the sit…round games the one who had last spoken now
proclaimed himself; demanding to know; 〃Why did Battersea Rise?〃 but
the involvement was evidently superficial; for the maiden at whose
memory this one's organs still vibrate ignobly at once replied;
〃Because it thought Clapham Common;〃 in turn inquiring; 〃What made the
Marble Arch?〃
Although I would have willingly sacrificed to an indefinite extent to
be furnished with the preconcerted watchword; so that I might have
enlarged myself in the eyes of this consecrated being's unapproachable
esteem; I had already decided that the competition was too intangible
for one whose thoughts lay in well…defined parallel lines; and it fell
to another to reply; 〃To hear Salisbury Court。〃
This; O my broad…minded ancestor of the first degreean aimless
challenge coupled with the name of one recogn