the mirror of kong ho-第4章
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prolonged existence; but observing from the first that those who
permitted themselves to be deposited upon; and their hands and even
their faces to be hound…tongue…defiled with the most externally
cheerful spirit of word suppression; invariably received the most
desirable of the allotted portions of food; he judged it prudent and
conducive to a settled digestion to greet it with favourable terms and
actions; and to refer frequently to its well…displayed proportions;
and to the agile dexterity which it certainly maintained in breathing
into the contents of every dish。 Thus the matter may be regarded as
being positioned for a space of time。
One evening I returned at the appointed gong…stroke of dinner; and was
beginning; according to my custom; to greet the hound with
ingratiating politeness; when the one of chief authority held up a
reproving hand; at the same time exclaiming:
〃No; Mr。 Kong; you must not encourage Hercules with your amiable
condescension; for just now he is in very bad odour with us all。〃
〃Undoubtedly;〃 replied this person; somewhat puzzled; nevertheless;
that the imperfection should thus be referred to openly by one who
hitherto had not hesitated to caress the hound with most intimate
details; 〃undoubtedly the surrounding has a highly concentrated
acuteness to…night; but the ever…present characteristic of the hound
Hercules is by no means new; for whenever he is in the room〃
At this point it is necessary to explain that the ceremonial etiquette
of these barbarian outcasts is both conflicting and involved。 Upon
most of the ordinary occasions of life to obtrude oneself within the
conversation of another is a thing not to be done; yet repeatedly when
this unpretentious person has been relating his experience or
inquiring into the nature and meaning of certain matters which he has
witnessed; he has become aware that his words have been obliterated;
as it were; and his remarks diverted from their original intention by
the sudden and unanticipated desire of those present to express
themselves loudly on some topic of not really engrossing interest。 Not
infrequently on such occasions every one present has spoken at once
with concentrated anxiety upon the condition of the weather; the
atmosphere of the room; the hour of the day; or some like detail of
contemptible inferiority。 At other times maidens of unquestionable
politeness have sounded instruments of brass or stringed woods with
unceasing vigour; have cast down ornaments of china; or even stood
upon each other'sor this person'sfeet with assumed inelegance。
When; therefore; in the midst of my agreeable remark on the asserted
no fragrance of the hound Hercules; a gentleman of habitual refinement
struck me somewhat heavily on the back of the head with a reclining
seat which he was conveying across the room for the acceptance of a
lady; and immediately overwhelmed me with apologies of almost
unnecessary profusion; my mind at once leapt to an inspired
conclusion; and smiling acquiescently I bowed several times to each
person to convey to them an admission of the undoubted fact that to
the wise a timely omen before the storm is as effective as a
thunderbolt afterwards。
It chanced that there was present the exceptionally prepossessing
maiden to whom this person has already referred。 So varied and ornate
were her attractions that it would be incompetent in one of my less
than average ability to attempt an adequate portrayal。 She had a
light…coloured name with the letters so harmoniously convoluted as to
be quite beyond my inferior power of pronunciation; so that if I
wished to refer to her in her absence I had to indicate the one I
meant by likening her to a full…blown chrysanthemum; a piece of rare
jade; an ivory pagoda of unapproachable antiquity; or some other
object of admitted grace。 Even this description may scarcely convey to
you the real extent of her elegant personality; but in her presence my
internal organs never failed to vibrate with a most entrancing
uncertainty; and even now; at the recollection of her virtuous
demeanour; I am by no means settled within myself。
〃Well;〃 exclaimed this melodious vision; with sympathetic tact; 〃if
every one is going to disown poor Hercules because he has eaten all
our dinners; I shall be quite willing to have him; for he is a dzear
ole loveykins; wasn't ums?〃 (This; O my immaculate and dignified sire;
which I transcribe with faithful undeviation; appears to be the
dialect of a remote province; spoken only by maidensboth young and
of autumnal solitudeunder occasional mental stress; as of a native
of Shan…si relapsing without consciousness into his uncouth tongue
after passing a lifetime in the Capital。) 〃Don't you think so too;
Mr。 Kong?〃
〃When the sun shines the shadow falls; for truly it is said; 'To the
faithful one even the voice of the corncrake at evening speaks of his
absent love;'〃 replied this person; so engagingly disconcerted at
being thus openly addressed by the maiden that he retained no delicate
impression of what she said; or even of what he was replying; beyond
an unassuming hope that the nature of his feelings might perchance be
inoffensively revealed to her in the semblance of a discreet allegory。
〃Perhaps;〃 interposed a person of neglected refinement; turning
towards the maiden; 〃you would like to have a corncrake also; to remind
you of Mr。 Kong?〃
〃I do not know what a corncrake is like;〃 replied the maiden with
commendable dignity。 〃I do not think so; however; for I once had a
pair of canaries; and I found them very unsatisfying; insipid
creatures。 But I should love to have a little dog I am sure; only Miss
Blank won't hear of it。〃
〃Kong Ho;〃 thought this person inwardly; 〃not in vain have you burnt
joss sticks unceasingly; for the enchanting one has said into your
eyes that she would love to partake of a little dog。 Assuredly we have
recently consumed the cold portion of sheep on more occasions than a
strict honourableness could require of those who pay a stated sum at
regular intervals; and the change would be a welcome one。 As she truly
says; the flavour even of canaries is trivial and insignificant by
comparison。〃 During the period of dinnerwhich consisted of eggs and
green herbs of the fieldthis person allowed the contemplation to
grow within him; and inspired by a most pleasant and disinterested
ambition to carry out the expressed wishes of the one who had spoken;
he determined that the matter should be unobtrusively arranged
despite the mercenary opposition of the Maidens Blank。
This person had already learned by experience that dogs are rarely if
ever exposed for sale in the stalls of the meat venders; the reason
doubtless being that they are articles of excessive luxury and
reserved by law for the rich and powerful。 Those kept by private
persons are generally closely guarded when they approach a desirable
condition of body; and the hound Hercules would not prove an
attractive dish to those who had known him in life。 Nevertheless; it
is well said; 〃The Great Wall is unsurmountable; but there are many
gaps through;〃 and that same evening I was able to carry the first
part of my well…intentioned surprise into effect。
The matter now involves one named Herbert; who having exchanged gifts
of betrothal with a maiden staying at the house; was in the habit of
presenting himself openly; when he was permitted to see her; after the
man