the mirror of kong ho-第31章
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limits; I began to traverse the field in every direction; becoming
more proficient with each effort; imparting to myself a sideway and
even backward motion while yet in the upper spaces; remaining poised
for an appreciable period; and lightly; yet with graceful ease;
avoiding the embraces of those who would have detained me。 Undoubtedly
I could have maintained this supremacy until our band might justly
have claimed the reward; had not the flattering cries of approval
caused an indiscreet mistake; for the alarm being spread in the
village that a conflagration of imposing ferocity was raging; an
ornamental chariot conveying a band of warriors clad in brass armour
presently entered into the strife; and discovering no fire to occupy
their charitable energies they misguidedly honoured this offensive
person by propelling a solid column of the purest and most refreshing
water against his ignoble body when at the point of his highest
flight。 This introduction of a thunderbolt into the everyday life of
an insect must be of questionable authenticity; yet not feeling
sufficiently instructed in the lesser details of the sportiveness to
challenge the device; I suffered myself to be led towards the pavilion
with no more struggling than enough to remove the ignominy of an
unresisting surrender; pleasantly remarking to those who bore me along
that to a person of philosophical poise the written destiny was as
apparent in the falling leaf as in the rising sun; pointing the saying
thus: 〃Although the Desert of Shan…tz is boundless; and mankind number
a million million; yet in it Li…hing encountered his mother…in…law。〃
Changing to meet another of our company setting forth with a club to
make the venture; I was permitted for a moment to engage him;
whereupon thrusting into his hand a leather charm against ill…directed
efforts; and instructing him to bind it about his head; I encouraged
him with the imperishable watch…word of the Emperor Tsin Su; 〃The
stars are indeed small; but their light carries as far as that of the
full moon。〃
At the steps of the pagoda so great was the throng of those who would
have overwhelmed me with their gracious attention; that had not this
person's neck become practically automatic by ceaseless use of late;
he would have been utterly unequal to the emergency。 As it was; he
could only bestow a superficial hand…wave upon a company of
gold…embroidered musicians who greeted his return with appropriate
melody; and a glance of well…indicated regret that he had no fuller
means of conveying his complicated emotions; in the direction of the
uppermost tier of maidens。 Then the awaiting Sir Philip took him
firmly towards the inner part of the pavilion; and announced; so
adroitly and with such high…spirited vigour had this one maintained
the conflict; that it had been resolutely agreed on all sides not to
make a test of his competence any further。
Thereupon a band of very sumptuously arrayed nymphs drew near with
offerings of liquid fat and a variety of crimson fruit; which it is
customary to grind together on the platterunapproachable in the
result; certainly; yet incredibly elusive to the unwary in the manner
of bruising; and practically ineradicable upon the more delicate
shades of silk garment。 In such a situation the one who is now
relating the various incidents of the day may be imagined by a
broad…minded and affectionate sire: partaking of this native fruit and
oil; and from time to time expressing his insatiable anguish that he
continually fails to become more proficient in controlling the oblique
movements of the viands; while the less successful crickets are
constrained to persevere in the combat; and the ever…present note of
evasive purport is raised by a voice from behind a screen exclaiming;
〃Out afore? That he may have been; but do ee think we was a…going to
give he out afore? No; maaster; us doant a…have a circus every day
hereabouts。〃
Thus may this imagination of competitive locusts be set forth to the
end。 If a fuller proof of what an unostentatious self…effacement
hesitates to enlarge upon were required; it might be found in the
barbarian printed leaf; for the next day this person saw a public
record of the strife; in which his own name was followed by a
numerical emblem signifying that he had not stumbled or proved
incompetent in any one particular。 Sir Philip; I beheld with pained
surprise; had obtusely suffered himself to be caught out in the
committal of fifty…nine set offences。
With a not unnatural anticipation that; as a result of this
painstaking description; this person will find two well…equipped camps
of contending locusts in Yuen…ping on his return。
KONG HO。
LETTER XII
Concerning the obvious misunderstanding which has entwined
itself about a revered parent's faculties of passionless
discrimination。 The all…water disportment and the two; of
different sexes; who after regarding me conflictingly from the
beginning; ended in a like but inverted manner。
VENERATED SIRE;Your gem…adorned letter containing a thousand
burnished words of profuse reproach has entered my diminished soul in
the form of an equal number of rusty barbs。 Can it be that the
incapable person whom; as you truly say; you sent; 〃to observe the
philosophical subtleties of the barbarians; to study their dynastical
records and to associate liberally with the venerable and dignified;〃
has; in your own unapproachable felicity of ceremonial expression;
〃according to a discreet whisper from many sources; chiefly affected
the society of tea…house maidens; the immature of both sexes; doubtful
characters of all classes; and criminals awaiting trial; has evinced
an unswerving affinity towards light amusement and entertainments of a
no…class kind; and in place of a wise aloofness; befitting a wearer of
the third Gold Button and the Horn Belt…clasp; in situations of
critical perplexity; seems by his own ingenuous showing to have
maintained an unparalleled aptitude for behaving either with the
crystalline simplicity of a Kan…su earth…tiller; or the misplaced
buffoonery of a seventh…grade body…writher taking the least
significant part in an ill…equipped Swatow one…cash Hall of Varied
Melodies。〃 Assuredly; if your striking and well…chosen metaphors were
not more unbalanced than the ungainly attitude of a one…legged
hunchback crossing a raging torrent by means of a slippery plank on a
stormy night; they would cause the very acutest bitterness to the
throat of a dutiful and always high…stepping son。 There is an apt
saying; however; 〃A quarrel between two soldiers in the market…place
becomes a rebellion in the outskirts;〃 and when this person remembers
that many thousand li of mixed elements flow between him and his
usually correct and dispassionate sire; he is impelled to take a mild
and tolerant attitude towards the momentary injustice brought about by
the weakness of approaching old age; the vile…intentioned mendacity of
outcasts envious of the House of Kong; and; perchance; the irritation
brought on by a too lavish indulgence in your favourite dish of stewed
mouse。
Having thus re…established himself in the clear…sighted affection of
an ever mild and perfect father; and cleansed the ground of all
possible misunderstandings in the future; this person will concede the
fact that; not to stand beneath the faintest shadow of an implied
blemish in your sympat