the mirror of kong ho-第21章
按键盘上方向键 ← 或 → 可快速上下翻页,按键盘上的 Enter 键可回到本书目录页,按键盘上方向键 ↑ 可回到本页顶部!
————未阅读完?加入书签已便下次继续阅读!
my account; that he did not remain content with the spoken words; but
threw the various belongings about as he mentioned them in a really
profuse display of inimitable vehemence。 〃Here; Kong; take this hyer
pocket…book whatever he says。 Now on the top of that take everything
I've got; and you know what THAT figures up to。 Now give this
gentleman your little lot to keep him quiet; I don't ask for anything。
Now; stranger; I'm ready。 You and I will take a stroll round the block
and back again; and if Mr。 Kong isn't waiting here for us when we
return with everything intact and O。K。; I'll double your deposit and
never trust a durned soul again。〃
Nodding genially over his shoulder with a harmonious understanding;
expressive of the fact that we were embarking upon an undeniably
diverting episode; the benevolent…souled person who had accumulated
more riches than he was competent to melt away himself; passed out;
urging the doubtful and still protesting one before him。
Thus abandoned to my own reflections; I pondered for a short time
profitably on the third head of the day's meditation (Touching the
match and this person's unattractively…lined face。 The revealed truth:
the inexperienced sheep cannot pass through the hedge without leaving
portions of his wool); and then finding the philosophy of Wei Chung
very good; I determined to remove the superfluous apprehensions of the
vender of food…stuffs with less delay by setting out and meeting them
on their return。
A few paces distant from the door; one of the ever…present watchers of
the street was standing; watching the street with unremitting
vigilance; while from the well…guarded expression of his face it might
nevertheless be gathered that he stood as though in expectation。
〃Prosperity;〃 I said; with seasonable greeting。 (For no excess of
consideration is too great to be lavished upon these; who unite within
themselves the courage of a high warrior; the expertness of a
three…handed magician; and the courtesy of a genial mandarin。) 〃I seek
two; apparelled thus and thus。 Did you; by any chance; mark the
direction of their footsteps?〃
〃Oh;〃 he said; regarding this person with a most flattering
application; 〃YOU seek them; do you? Well; they've just gone off in
a hansom; and they'll want a lot of seeking for the next week or two。
You let them carry your purse; perhaps?〃
〃Assuredly;〃 I replied。 〃As a mark of confidence; this person; for his
part; receiving a like token at their hands。〃
〃That's it;〃 said the official watcher; conveying into his voice a
subtle indication that he had become excessively fatigued。 〃It's like
a nursery talenever too old to take with the kids。 Well; come along;
poor lamb; the station isn't far。〃
So great had become the reliance which by this time I habitually
reposed in these men; that I never sought to oppose their
pronouncements (such a course being not only useless but undignified);
and we therefore together reached the place which the one by my side
had described as a station。
From the outside the building was in no way imposing; but upon
reaching an inner dungeon it at once became plain that no matter with
what crime a person might be charged; even the most stubborn
resistance would be unavailing。 Before a fiercely…burning fire were
arranged metal pincers; massive skewers; ornamental branding irons;
and the usual accessories of the grill; one tool being already thrust
into the heart of the flame to indicate the nature of its use; and its
immediate readiness for the purpose。 Pegs from which the accused could
be hung by the thumbs with weights attached to the feet; covered an
entire wall; chains; shackling…irons; fetters; steel rings for
compressing the throat; and belts for tightening the chest; all had
their appointed places; while the Chair; the Boot; the Heavy Hat; and
many other appliances quite unknown to our system of administering
justice were scattered about。
Without pausing to select any of these; the one who led me approached
a raised desk at which was seated a less warlike official; whose
sympathetic appearance inspired confidence。 〃Kong Ho;〃 exclaimed to
himself the person who is inscribing these words; 〃here is an
individual into whose discriminating ear it would be well to pour the
exact happening without evasion。 Then even if the accusation against
you be that of resembling another or trafficking with unlawful Forces;
he will doubtless arrange the matter so that the expiation shall be as
light and inexpensive as possible。〃
By this time certain other officials had drawn near。 〃What is it?〃 I
heard one demand; and another replied; 〃Brooklyn Ben and Jimmie the
Butterman again。 Ah; they aren't artful; are they!〃 but at this moment
the two into whose power I had chiefly fallen having conversed
together; I was commanded to advance towards them and reveal my name。
〃Kong;〃 I replied freely; and I had formed a design to explain
somewhat of the many illustrious ancestors of the House; when the one
at the desk; pausing to inscribe my answer in a book; spoke out。
〃Kong?〃 he said。 〃Is that the christian or surname?〃
〃Sir…name?〃 replied this person between two thoughts。 〃Undoubtedly the
one before you is entitled by public examination to the degree
'Recognised Talent;' which may; as a meritorious distinction; be held
equal to your title of a warrior clad in armour。 Yet; if it is so
held; that would rightly be this person's official name of Paik。〃
〃Oh; it would; would it?〃 said the one seated upon the high chair。
〃That's quite clear。 Are there any other names as well?〃
〃Assuredly;〃 I explained; pained inwardly that one of official rank
should so slightly esteem my appearance as to judge that I was so
meagrely endowed。 〃The milk name of Ho; Tsin upon entering the
Classes; as a Great Name Cheng; another style in Quank; the official
title already expressed; and T'chun; Li; Yuen and Nung as the various
emergencies of life arise。〃
〃Thank you;〃 said the high…chair official courteously。 〃Now; just the
name in full; please; without any velvet trimmings。〃
〃Kong;〃 began this person; desirous above all things of putting the
matter competently; yet secretly perturbed as to what might be
considered superfluous and what deemed a perfidious suppression; 〃Ho
Tsin Cheng Quank〃
〃Hold hard;〃 cried this same one; restraining me with an uplifted pen。
〃Did you say 'Quack'?〃
〃Quack?〃 repeated this person; beginning to become involved within
himself; and not grasping the detail in the right position。 〃In a
manner of setting the expression forth〃
〃Put him down; 'Quack Duck;' sir;〃 exclaimed one of dog…like dejection
who stood by。 〃Most of these Lascars haven't got any real namesthey
just go by what any one happens to call them at the time; like
'Burmese Ike' down at the Mint;〃 and this person unfortunately
chancing to smile and bow acquiescently at that moment (not with any
set intention; but as a general principle of courteous urbanity); in
place of his really distinguished titles he will henceforth appear
among the historical records of this dynasty under what he cannot
disguise from his inner misgivings to be the low…caste appellation of
Quack Duck。
〃Now the address; please;〃 continued the high one; again preparing to
inscribe the word; and being determined that by no mischance should
this particular be offensively