three men in a boat-第25章
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and nights; till; torn and bleeding; he had lain him down to die。
Then; when he was nigh unto death; lo! through the savage gloom there
came to him a stately maiden; and took him by the hand and led him on
through devious paths; unknown to any man; until upon the darkness of the
wood there dawned a light such as the light of day was unto but as a
little lamp unto the sun; and; in that wondrous light; our way…worn
knight saw as in a dream a vision; and so glorious; so fair the vision
seemed; that of his bleeding wounds he thought no more; but stood as one
entranced; whose joy is deep as is the sea; whereof no man can tell the
depth。
And the vision faded; and the knight; kneeling upon the ground; thanked
the good saint who into that sad wood had strayed his steps; so he had
seen the vision that lay there hid。
And the name of the dark forest was Sorrow; but of the vision that the
good knight saw therein we may not speak nor tell。
CHAPTER XI。
HOW GEORGE; ONCE UPON A TIME; GOT UP EARLY IN THE MORNING。 … GEORGE;
HARRIS; AND MONTMORENCY DO NOT LIKE THE LOOK OF THE COLD WATER。 … HEROISM
AND DETERMINATION ON THE PART OF J。 … GEORGE AND HIS SHIRT: STORY WITH A
MORAL。 … HARRIS AS COOK。 … HISTORICAL RETROSPECT; SPECIALLY INSERTED FOR
THE USE OF SCHOOLS。
I WOKE at six the next morning; and found George awake too。 We both
turned round; and tried to go to sleep again; but we could not。 Had
there been any particular reason why we should not have gone to sleep
again; but have got up and dressed then and there; we should have dropped
off while we were looking at our watches; and have slept till ten。 As
there was no earthly necessity for our getting up under another two hours
at the very least; and our getting up at that time was an utter
absurdity; it was only in keeping with the natural cussedness of things
in general that we should both feel that lying down for five minutes more
would be death to us。
George said that the same kind of thing; only worse; had happened to him
some eighteen months ago; when he was lodging by himself in the house of
a certain Mrs。 Gippings。 He said his watch went wrong one evening; and
stopped at a quarter…past eight。 He did not know this at the time
because; for some reason or other; he forgot to wind it up when he went
to bed (an unusual occurrence with him); and hung it up over his pillow
without ever looking at the thing。
It was in the winter when this happened; very near the shortest day; and
a week of fog into the bargain; so the fact that it was still very dark
when George woke in the morning was no guide to him as to the time。 He
reached up; and hauled down his watch。 It was a quarter…past eight。
〃Angels and ministers of grace defend us!〃 exclaimed George; 〃and here
have I got to be in the City by nine。 Why didn't somebody call me? Oh;
this is a shame!〃 And he flung the watch down; and sprang out of bed;
and had a cold bath; and washed himself; and dressed himself; and shaved
himself in cold water because there was not time to wait for the hot; and
then rushed and had another look at the watch。
Whether the shaking it had received in being thrown down on the bed had
started it; or how it was; George could not say; but certain it was that
from a quarter…past eight it had begun to go; and now pointed to twenty
minutes to nine。
George snatched it up; and rushed downstairs。 In the sitting…room; all
was dark and silent: there was no fire; no breakfast。 George said it was
a wicked shame of Mrs。 G。; and he made up his mind to tell her what he
thought of her when he came home in the evening。 Then he dashed on his
great…coat and hat; and; seizing his umbrella; made for the front door。
The door was not even unbolted。 George anathematized Mrs。 G。 for a lazy
old woman; and thought it was very strange that people could not get up
at a decent; respectable time; unlocked and unbolted the door; and ran
out。
He ran hard for a quarter of a mile; and at the end of that distance it
began to be borne in upon him as a strange and curious thing that there
were so few people about; and that there were no shops open。 It was
certainly a very dark and foggy morning; but still it seemed an unusual
course to stop all business on that account。 HE had to go to business:
why should other people stop in bed merely because it was dark and foggy!
At length he reached Holborn。 Not a shutter was down! not a bus was
about! There were three men in sight; one of whom was a policeman; a
market…cart full of cabbages; and a dilapidated looking cab。 George
pulled out his watch and looked at it: it was five minutes to nine! He
stood still and counted his pulse。 He stooped down and felt his legs。
Then; with his watch still in his hand; he went up to the policeman; and
asked him if he knew what the time was。
〃What's the time?〃 said the man; eyeing George up and down with evident
suspicion; 〃why; if you listen you will hear it strike。〃
George listened; and a neighbouring clock immediately obliged。
〃But it's only gone three!〃 said George in an injured tone; when it had
finished。
〃Well; and how many did you want it to go?〃 replied the constable。
〃Why; nine;〃 said George; showing his watch。
〃Do you know where you live?〃 said the guardian of public order;
severely。
George thought; and gave the address。
〃Oh! that's where it is; is it?〃 replied the man; 〃well; you take my
advice and go there quietly; and take that watch of yours with you; and
don't let's have any more of it。〃
And George went home again; musing as he walked along; and let himself
in。
At first; when he got in; he determined to undress and go to bed again;
but when he thought of the redressing and re…washing; and the having of
another bath; he determined he would not; but would sit up and go to
sleep in the easy…chair。
But he could not get to sleep: he never felt more wakeful in his life; so
he lit the lamp and got out the chess…board; and played himself a game of
chess。 But even that did not enliven him: it seemed slow somehow; so he
gave chess up and tried to read。 He did not seem able to take any sort
of interest in reading either; so he put on his coat again and went out
for a walk。
It was horribly lonesome and dismal; and all the policemen he met
regarded him with undisguised suspicion; and turned their lanterns on him
and followed him about; and this had such an effect upon him at last that
he began to feel as if he really had done something; and he got to
slinking down the by…streets and hiding in dark doorways when he heard
the regulation flip…flop approaching。
Of course; this conduct made the force only more distrustful of him than
ever; and they would come and rout him out and ask him what he was doing
there; and when he answered; 〃Nothing;〃 he had merely come out for a
stroll (it was then four o'clock in the morning); they looked as though
they did not believe him; and two plain…clothes constables came home with
him to see if he really did live where he had said he did。 They saw him
go in with his key; and then they took up a position opposite and watched
the house。
He thought he would light the fire when he got inside; and make himself
some breakfast; just to pass away the time; but he did not seem able to
handle anything from a scuttleful of coals to a teaspoon without dropping
it or falling over it; and making such a noise that he was in mortal fear
that it would wake Mrs。 G。 up; and that she would think it was burglars
and open the window and call 〃Police!〃 and then these two detectives
would rush in and handcuff him; and march him off to the police…court。
He was in a morbidly nervous state by this time; and he pictured the
trial; and his trying to explain the circumstances to the jury; and