latter-day pamphlets-第23章
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Nation can be thought to be concerned。 Sham…kingship； now recognized and even self…recognized everywhere to be sham； wrestles and struggles with mere ballot…box Anarchy： not a pleasant spectacle to British minds。 Both parties in the wrestle professing earnest wishes of peace to us； what have we to do with it except answer earnestly； 〃Peace； yes certainly；〃 and mind our affairs elsewhere。 The British Nation has no concern with that indispensable sorrowful and shameful wrestle now going on everywhere in foreign parts。 The British Nation already； by self…experience centuries old； understands all that； was lucky enough to transact the greater part of that； in noble ancient ages； while the wrestle had not yet become a shameful one； but on both sides of it there was wisdom； virtue； heroic nobleness fruitful to all time；thrice…lucky British Nation！ The British Nation； I say； has nothing to learn there； has now quite another set of lessons to learn； far ahead of what is going on there。 Sad example there； of what the issue is； and how inevitable and how imminent； might admonish the British Nation to be speedy with its new lessons； to bestir itself； as men in peril of conflagration do； with the neighboring houses all on fire！ To obtain； for its own very pressing behoof； if by possibility it could； some real Captaincy instead of an imaginary one： to remove resolutely； and replace by a better sort； its own peculiar species of teaching and guiding histrios of various name； who here too are numerous exceedingly； and much in need of gentle removal； while the play is still good； and the comedy has not yet become _tragic_； and to be a little swift about it withal； and so to escape the otherwise inevitable evil day！ This Britain might learn： but she does not need a protocolling establishment； with much 〃having the honor to be；〃 to teach it her。
No：she has in fact certain cottons； hardwares and such like to sell in foreign parts； and certain wines； Portugal oranges； Baltic tar and other products to buy； and does need； I suppose； some kind of Consul； or accredited agent； accessible to British voyagers； here and there； in the chief cities of the Continent： through which functionary； or through the penny…post； if she had any specific message to foreign courts； it would be easy and proper to transmit the same。 Special message…carriers； to be still called Ambassadors； if the name gratified them； could be sent when occasion great enough demanded； not sent when it did not。 But for all purposes of a resident ambassador； I hear persons extensively and well acquainted among our foreign embassies at this date declare； That a well…selected _Times_ reporter or 〃own correspondent〃 ordered to reside in foreign capitals； and keep his eyes open； and （though sparingly） his pen going； would in reality be much more effective；and surely we see well； he would come a good deal cheaper！ Considerably cheaper in expense of money； and in expense of falsity and grimacing hypocrisy （of which no human arithmetic can count the ultimate cost） incalculably cheaper！ If this is the fact； why not treat it as such？ If this is so in any measure； we had better in that measure admit it to be so！ The time； I believe； has come for asking with considerable severity； How far is it so？ Nay there are men now current in political society； men of weight though also of wit； who have been heard to say； 〃That there was but one reform for the Foreign Office；to set a live coal under it；〃 and with； of course； a fire…brigade which could prevent the undue spread of the devouring element into neighboring houses； let that reform it！ In such odor is the Foreign Office too； if it were not that the Public； oppressed and nearly stifled with a mere infinitude of bad odors； neglects this one；in fact； being able nearly always to avoid the street where it is； _escapes_ this one； and （except a passing curse； once in the quarter or so） as good as forgets the existence of it。
Such； from sad personal experience and credited prevailing rumor； is the exoteric public conviction about these sublime establishments in Downing Street and the neighborhood； the esoteric mysteries of which are indeed still held sacred by the initiated； but believed by the world to be mere Dalai…Lama pills； manufactured let not refined lips hint how； and quite _un_salvatory to mankind。 Every one may remark what a hope animates the eyes of any circle； when it is reported or even confidently asserted； that Sir Robert Peel has in his mind privately resolved to go； one day； into that stable of King Augeas； which appalls human hearts； so rich is it； high…piled with the droppings of two hundred years； and Hercules…like to load a thousand night…wagons from it； and turn running water into it； and swash and shovel at it； and never leave it till the antique pavement； and real basis of the matter； show itself clean again！ In any intelligent circle such a rumor； like the first break of day to men in darkness； enlightens all eyes； and each says devoutly； 〃_Faxitis_； O ye righteous Powers that have pity on us！ All England grateful； with kindling looks； will rise in the rear of him； and from its deepest heart bid him good speed！〃
For it is universally felt that some _esoteric_ man； well acquainted with the mysteries and properties good and evil of the administrative stable； is the fittest to reform it； nay can alone reform it otherwise than by sheer violence and destruction； which is a way we would avoid； that in fact Sir Robert Peel is； at present； the one likely or possible man to reform it。 And secondly it is felt that 〃reform〃 in that Downing…Street department of affairs is precisely the reform which were worth all others； that those administrative establishments in Downing Street are really the Government of this huge ungoverned Empire； that to clean out the dead pedantries； unveracities； indolent somnolent impotences； and accumulated dung…mountains there； is the beginning of all practical good whatsoever。 Yes； get down once again to the actual _pavement_ of that； ascertain what the thing is； and was before dung accumulated in it； and what it should and may； and must； for the life's sake of this Empire； henceforth become： here clearly lies the heart of the whole matter。 Political reform； if this be not reformed； is naught and a mere mockery。
What England wants； and will require to have； or sink in nameless anarchies； is not a Reformed Parliament； meaning thereby a Parliament elected according to the six or the four or any other number of 〃points〃 and cunningly devised improvements in hustings mechanism； but a Reformed Executive or Sovereign Body of Rulers and Administrators；some improved method； innumerable improvements in our poor blind methods； of getting hold of these。 Not a better Talking…Apparatus； the best conceivable Talking…Apparatus would do very little for us at present；but an infinitely better Acting…Apparatus； the benefits of which would be invaluable now and henceforth。 The practical question puts itself with ever…increasing stringency to all English minds： Can we； by no industry； energy； utmost expenditure of human ingenuity； and passionate invocation of the Heavens and Earth； get to attain some twelve or ten or six men to manage the affairs of this nation in Downing Street and the chief posts elsewhere； who are abler for the work than those we have been used to； this long while？ For it is really a heroic work； and cannot be done by histrios； and dexterous talkers having the honor to be： it is a heavy and appalling work； and； at the starting of it especially； will require Herculean men； such mountains of pedant exuviae and obscene owl…droppings have accumulated in those regions； long the habitation of doleful creatures； the old _pavements_； the natural facts and real essential functions of those establishments； have not been seen by eyes for these two hundred years last past！ Herculean men acquainted with the virtues of running water； and with the divine necessity of getting down to the clear pavements and old veracities； who tremble before no amount of pedant exuviae； no loudest shrieking of doleful creatures； who tremble only to live； themselves； like inane phantasms； and to leave their life as a palt
