letters to his son, 1750-第21章
按键盘上方向键 ← 或 → 可快速上下翻页，按键盘上的 Enter 键可回到本书目录页，按键盘上方向键 ↑ 可回到本页顶部！
————未阅读完？加入书签已便下次继续阅读！
When you come to Paris； you may take care to be extremely well dressed； that is； as the fashionable people are； this does by no means consist in the finery； but in the taste； fitness； and manner of wearing your clothes； a fine suit ill…made； and slatternly or stiffly worn； far from adorning； only exposes the awkwardness of the wearer。 Get the best French tailor to make your clothes； whatever they are； in the fashion； and to fit you： and then wear them； button them； or unbutton them； as the genteelest people you see do。 Let your man learn of the best friseur to do your hair well； for that is a very material part of your dress。 Take care to have your stockings well gartered up； and your shoes well buckled； for nothing gives a more slovenly air to a man than ill…dressed legs。 In your person you must be accurately clean； and your teeth； hands； and nails； should be superlatively so； a dirty mouth has real ill consequences to the owner； for it infallibly causes the decay； as well as the intolerable pain of the teeth； and it is very offensive to his acquaintance； for it will most inevitably stink。 I insist； therefore； that you wash your teeth the first thing you do every morning； with a soft sponge and swarm water； for four or five minutes； and then wash your mouth five or six times。 Mouton； whom I desire you will send for upon your arrival at Paris； will give you an opiate； and a liquor to be used sometimes。 Nothing looks more ordinary； vulgar； and illiberal； than dirty hands； and ugly； uneven； and ragged nails： I do not suspect you of that shocking； awkward trick； of biting yours； but that is not enough： you must keep the ends of them smooth and clean； not tipped with black； as the ordinary people's always are。 The ends of your nails should be small segments of circles； which； by a very little care in the cutting； they are very easily brought to； every time that you wipe your hands； rub the skin round your nails backward； that it may not grow up； and shorten your nails too much。 The cleanliness of the rest of your person； which； by the way； will conduce greatly to your health； I refer from time to time to the bagnio。 My mentioning these particulars arises （I freely own） from some suspicion that the hints are not unnecessary； for； when you were a schoolboy； you were slovenly and dirty above your fellows。 I must add another caution； which is that upon no account whatever； you put your fingers； as too many people are apt to do； in your nose or ears。 It is the most shocking； nasty； vulgar rudeness； that can be offered to company； it disgusts one； it turns one's stomach； and； for my own part； I would much rather know that a man's fingers were actually in his breech； than see them in his nose。 Wash your ears well every morning； and blow your nose in your handkerchief whenever you have occasion； but； by the way； without looking at it ； afterward。 There should be in the least； as well as in the greatest parts of a gentleman； 'les manieres nobles'。 Sense will teach you some； observation others； attend carefully to the manners； the diction； the motions； of people of the first fashion； and form your own upon them。 On the other hand； observe a little those of the vulgar； in order to avoid them： for though the things which they say or do may be the same； the manner is always totally different： and in that； and nothing else； consists the characteristic of a man of fashion。 The lowest peasant speaks； moves； dresses； eats； and drinks； as much as a man of the first fashion； but does them all quite differently； so that by doing and saying most things in a manner opposite to that of the vulgar； you have a great chance of doing and saying them right。 There are gradations in awkwardness and vulgarism； as there are in everything else。 'Les manieres de robe'； though not quite right； are still better than 'les manieres bourgeoises'； and these； though bad； are still better than 'les manieres de campagne'。 But the language； the air； the dress； and the manners of the court； are the only true standard 'des manieres nobles； et d'un honnete homme。 Ex pede Herculem' is an old and true saying； and very applicable to our present subject； for a man of parts； who has been bred at courts； and used to keep the best company； will distinguish himself； and is to be known from the vulgar by every word； attitude； gesture； and even look。 I cannot leave these seeming 'minutiae'； without repeating to you the necessity of your carving well； which is an article； little as it is； that is useful twice every day of one's life； and the doing it ill is very troublesome to one's self； and very disagreeable； often ridiculous； to others。
Having said all this； I cannot help reflecting； what a formal dull fellow； or a cloistered pedant； would say； if they were to see this letter： they would look upon it with the utmost contempt； and say that surely a father might find much better topics for advice to a son。 I would admit it； if I had given you； or that you were capable of receiving； no better； but if sufficient pains have been taken to form your heart and improve your mind； and； as I hope； not without success； I will tell those solid gentlemen； that all these trifling things； as they think them； collectively； form that pleasing 'je ne sais quoi'； that ensemble； which they are utter strangers to both in themselves and others。 The word aimable is not known in their language； or the thing in their manners。 Great usage of the world； great attention； and a great desire of pleasing； can alone give it； and it is no trifle。 It is from old people's looking upon these things as trifles； or not thinking of them at all； that so many young people are so awkward and so ill…bred。 Their parents； often careless and unmindful of them； give them only the common run of education； as school； university； and then traveling； without examining； and very often without being able to judge； if they did examine； what progress they make in any one of these stages。 Then； they carelessly comfort themselves； and say； that their sons will do like other people's sons； and so they do； that is； commonly very ill。 They correct none of the childish nasty tricks； which they get at school； nor the illiberal manners which they contract at the university； nor the frivolous and superficial pertness； which is commonly all that they acquire by their travels。 As they do not tell them of these things； nobody else can； so they go on in the practice of them； without ever hearing； or knowing； that they are unbecoming； indecent； and shocking。 For； as I have often formerly observed to you； nobody but a father can take the liberty to reprove a young fellow； grown up； for those kinds of inaccuracies and improprieties of behavior。 The most intimate friendship； unassisted by the paternal superiority； will not authorize it。 I may truly say； therefore； that you are happy in having me for a sincere； friendly； and quick…sighted monitor。 Nothing will escape me： I shall pry for your defects； in order to correct them； as curiously as I shall seek for your perfections； in order to applaud and reward them； with this difference only； that I shall publicly mention the latter； and never hint at the former； but in a letter to； or a tete…d…tete with you。 I will never put you out of countenance before company； and I hope you will never give me reason to be out of countenance for you； as any one of the above…mentioned defects would make me。 'Praetor non； curat de minimis'； was a maxim in the Roman law； for causes only of a certain value were tried by him but there were inferior jurisdictions； that took cognizance of the smallest。 Now I shall try you； not only as 'praetor' in the greatest； but as 'censor' in lesser； and as the lowest magistrate in the least cases。
I have this moment received Mr。 Harte's letter of the 1st November； N。 S。； by which I am very glad to find that he thinks of moving toward Paris； the end of this month； which looks as if his leg were better； besides； in my opinion； you both of you only lose time at Montpelier； he would find better advice； and you better company； at Paris。 In the meantime； I hope you go into the best company there is at Montpelier； and there always is some at the Intendant's； or the Comm
