stories by english authors in london(英国作家在伦敦的故事)-第14章
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he began; 〃but zere is leetle mistake。 My word of honour; sare; I see my
own poodle in your garden。 Ven I appeal to zis gentilman to restore 'im he
reffer me to you。〃
〃You must allow me to know my own dog; sir;〃 said the colonel。 〃Why;
I've had him from a pup。 Bingo; old boy; you know your name; don't
you?〃
But the brute ignored him altogether; and began to leap wildly at the
hedge in frantic efforts to join the Frenchman。 It needed no Solomon to
decide /his/ ownership!
〃I tell you; you 'ave got ze wrong poodleit is my own dog; my Azor!
He remember me well; you see? I lose him; it is three; four days。 。 。 。 I see
a nottice zat he is found; and ven I go to ze address zey tell me; 'Oh; he is
reclaim; he is gone viz a strangaire who has advertise。' Zey show me ze
placard; I follow 'ere; and ven I arrive I see my poodle in ze garden before
me!〃
〃But look here;〃 said the colonel; impatiently; 〃it's all very well to say
that; but how can you prove it? I give you /my/ word that the dog belongs
to /me/! You must prove your claim; eh; Travers?〃
〃Yes;〃 said Travers; judicially; 〃mere assertion is no proof; it's oath
against oath at present。〃
〃Attend an instant; your poodle; was he 'ighly train; had he some
talentsa dog viz tricks; eh?〃
〃No; he's not;〃 said the colonel; 〃I don't like to see dogs taught to play
the fool; there's none of that nonsense about /him/; sir!〃
〃Ah; remark him well; then。 /Azor; mon chou; danse donc un peu/!〃
And; on the foreigner's whistling a lively air; that infernal poodle rose
on his hind legs and danced solemnly about half…way round the garden!
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We inside followed his movements with dismay。
〃Why; dash it all!〃 cried the disgusted colonel; 〃he's dancing along like
a dd mountebank! But it's my Bingo; for all that!〃
〃You are not convince? You shall see more。 /Azor; ici! Pour
Beesmarck; Azor!/〃 (the poodle barked ferociously。) 〃/Pour Gambetta!/〃
(He wagged his tail and began to leap with joy。) /〃Meurs pour la patrie!〃
And the too accomplished animal rolled over as if killed in battle!
〃Where could Bingo have picked up so much French?〃 cried Lilian;
incredulously。
〃Or so much French history?〃 added that serpent; Travers。
〃Shall I command 'im to jump; or reverse 'imself?〃 inquired the
obliging Frenchman。
〃We've seen that; thank you;〃 said the colonel; gloomily。 〃Upon my
word; I don't know what to think。 It can't be that that's not my Bingo after
allI'll never believe it!〃
I tried a last desperate stroke。 〃Will you come round to the front?〃 I
said to the Frenchman。 〃I'll let you in; and we can discuss the matter
quietly。〃 Then; as we walked back together; I asked him eagerly what he
would take to abandon his claims and let the colonel think the poodle was
his after all。
He was furioushe considered himself insulted; with great emotion he
informed me that the dog was the pride of his life (it seems to be the
mission of black poodles to serve as domestic comforts of this priceless
kind!); that he would not part with him for twice his weight in gold。
〃Figure;〃 he began; as we joined the others; 〃zat zis gentilman 'ere 'as
offer me money for ze dog! He agrees zat it is to me; you see? Ver' well;
zen; zere is no more to be said!〃
〃Why; Weatherhead; have /you/ lost faith too; then?〃 said the colonel。
I saw it was no good; all I wanted now was to get out of it creditably
and get rid of the Frenchman。 〃I'm sorry to say;〃 I replied; 〃that I'm afraid
I've been deceived by the extraordinary likeness。 I don't think; on
reflection; that that /is/ Bingo!〃
〃What do you think; Travers?〃 asked the colonel。
〃Well; since you ask me;〃 said Travers; with quite unnecessary dryness;
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〃I never did think so。〃
〃Nor I;〃 said the colonel; 〃I thought from the first that was never my
Bingo。 Why; Bingo would make two of that beast!〃
And Lilian and her aunt both protested that they had had their doubts
from the first。
〃Zen you pairmeet zat I remove 'im?〃 said the Frenchman。
〃Certainly;〃 said the colonel; and; after some apologies on our part for
the mistake; he went off in triumph; with the detestable poodle frisking
after him。
When he had gone the colonel laid his hand kindly on my shoulder。
〃Don't look so cut up about it; my boy;〃 he said; 〃you did your best there
was a sort of likeness to any one who didn't know Bingo as we did。〃
Just then the Frenchman again appeared at the hedge。 〃A thousand
pardons;〃 he said; 〃but I find zis upon my dog; it is not to me。 Suffer me to
restore it viz many compliments。〃
It was Bingo's collar。 Travers took it from his hand and brought it to
us。
〃This was on the dog when you stopped that fellow; didn't you say?〃
he asked me。
One more lieand I was so weary of falsehood! 〃Y…yes;〃 I said;
reluctantly; 〃that was so。〃
〃Very extraordinary;〃 said Travers; 〃that's the wrong poodle beyond a
doubt; but when he's found he's wearing the right dog's collar! Now how
do you account for that?〃
〃My good fellow;〃 I said; impatiently; 〃I'm not in the witness…box。 I
/can't/ account for it。 It…it's a mere coincidence!〃
〃But look here; my /dear/ Weatherhead;〃 argued Travers (whether in
good faith or not I never could quite make out); 〃don't you see what a
tremendously important link it is? Here's a dog who (as I understand the
facts) had a silver collar; with his name engraved on it; round his neck at
the time he was lost。 Here's that identical collar turning up soon afterward
round the neck of a totally different dog! We must follow this up; we must
get at the bottom of it somehow! With a clue like this; we're sure to find
out either the dog himself; or what's become of him! Just try to recollect
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exactly what happened; there's a good fellow。 This is just the sort of thing I
like!〃
It was the sort of thing I did not enjoy at all。 〃You must excuse me to…
night; Travers;〃 I said; uncomfortably; 〃you see; just now it's rather a sore
subject for me; and I'm not feeling very well!〃 I was grateful just then for
a reassuring glance of pity and confidence from Lilian's sweet eyes; which
revived my drooping spirits for the moment。
〃Yes; we'll go into it to…morrow; Travers;〃 said the colonel; 〃and then
hullo; why; there's that confounded Frenchman /again/!〃
It was indeed; he came prancing back delicately; with a malicious
enjoyment on his wrinkled face。 〃Once more I return to apologise;〃 he said。
〃My poodle 'as permit 'imself ze grave indiscretion to make a very big 'ole
at ze bottom of ze garden!〃
I assured him that it was of no consequence。 〃Perhaps;〃 he replied;
looking steadily at me through his keen; half…shut eyes; 〃you vill not say
zat ven you regard ze 'ole。 And you others; I spik to you: sometimes von
loses a somzing vich is qvite near all ze time。 It is ver' droll; eh? my vord;
ha; ha; ha!〃 And he ambled off; with an aggressively fiendish laugh that
chilled my blood。
〃What the de