the essays of montaigne, v8-第6章
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do nothing but for himself； forasmuch as he only was worthy of it： and to
the saying of Theodorus； that it was not reasonable a wise man should
hazard himself for his country； and endanger wisdom for a company of
fools。 Our condition is as ridiculous as risible。
CHAPTER LI
OF THE VANITY OF WORDS
A rhetorician of times past said； that to make little things appear great
was his profession。 This was a shoemaker； who can make a great shoe for
a little foot。 ＇A saying of Agesilaus。＇ They would in Sparta have
sent such a fellow to be whipped for making profession of a tricky and
deceitful act； and I fancy that Archidamus； who was king of that country；
was a little surprised at the answer of Thucydides； when inquiring of
him； which was the better wrestler； Pericles； or he； he replied； that it
was hard to affirm； for when I have thrown him； said he； he always
persuades the spectators that he had no fall and carries away the prize。
＇Quintilian； ii。 15。 The women who paint； pounce； and plaster up
their ruins； filling up their wrinkles and deformities； are less to
blame； because it is no great matter whether we see them in their natural
complexions； whereas these make it their business to deceive not our
sight only but our judgments； and to adulterate and corrupt the very
essence of things。 The republics that have maintained themselves in a
regular and well…modelled government； such as those of Lacedaemon and
Crete； had orators in no very great esteem。 Aristo wisely defined
rhetoric to be 〃a science to persuade the people；〃 Socrates and Plato〃 an
art to flatter and deceive。〃 And those who deny it in the general
description； verify it throughout in their precepts。 The Mohammedans
will not suffer their children to be instructed in it； as being useless；
and the Athenians； perceiving of how pernicious consequence the practice
of it was； it being in their city of universal esteem； ordered the
principal part； which is to move the affections； with their exordiums and
perorations； to be taken away。 'Tis an engine invented to manage and
govern a disorderly and tumultuous rabble； and that never is made use of；
but like physic to the sick； in a discomposed state。 In those where the
vulgar or the ignorant； or both together； have been all…powerful and able
to give the law； as in those of Athens； Rhodes； and Rome； and where the
public affairs have been in a continual tempest of commotion； to such
places have the orators always repaired。 And in truth； we shall find few
persons in those republics who have pushed their fortunes to any great
degree of eminence without the assistance of eloquence。
Pompey； Caesar； Crassus； Lucullus； Lentulus； Metellus； thence took their
chiefest spring； to mount to that degree of authority at which they at
last arrived； making it of greater use to them than arms； contrary to the
opinion of better times； for； L。 Volumnius speaking publicly in favour of
the election of （Q。 Fabius and Pub。 Decius； to the consular dignity：
〃These are men；〃 said he； 〃born for war and great in execution； in the
combat of the tongue altogether wanting； spirits truly consular。 The
subtle； eloquent； and learned are only good for the city； to make
praetors of； to administer justice。〃＇Livy； x。 22。＇
Eloquence most flourished at Rome when the public affairs were in the
worst condition and most disquieted with intestine commotions； as a free
and untilled soil bears the worst weeds。 By which it should seem that a
monarchical government has less need of it than any other： for the
stupidity and facility natural to the common people； and that render them
subject to be turned and twined and； led by the ears by this charming
harmony of words； without weighing or considering the truth and reality
of things by the force of reason： this facility； I say； is not easily
found in a single person； and it is also more easy by good education and
advice to secure him from the impression of this poison。 There was never
any famous orator known to come out of Persia or Macedon。
I have entered into this discourse upon the occasion of an Italian I
lately received into my service； and who was clerk of the kitchen to the
late Cardinal Caraffa till his death。 I put this fellow upon an account
of his office： when he fell to discourse of this palate…science； with
such a settled countenance and magisterial gravity； as if he had been
handling some profound point of divinity。 He made a learned distinction
of the several sorts of appetites； of that a man has before he begins to
eat； and of those after the second and third service； the means simply to
satisfy the first； and then to raise and actuate the other two； the
ordering of the sauces； first in general； and then proceeded to the
qualities of the ingredients and their effects； the differences of salads
according to their seasons； those which ought to be served up hot； and
which cold； the manner of their garnishment and decoration to render them
acceptable to the eye。 After which he entered upon the order of the
whole service； full of weighty and important considerations：
〃Nec minimo sane discrimine refert；
Quo gestu lepores； et quo gallina secetur；〃
＇〃Nor with less discrimination observes how we should carve a hare；
and how a hen。〃 or； （〃Nor with the least discrimination relates how
we should carve hares； and how cut up a hen。）〃
Juvenal； Sat。； v。 123。＇
and all this set out with lofty and magnificent words； the very same we
make use of when we discourse of the government of an empire。 Which
learned lecture of my man brought this of Terence into my memory：
〃Hoc salsum est； hoc adustum est； hoc lautum est； parum：
Illud recte： iterum sic memento： sedulo
Moneo； qux possum； pro mea sapientia。
Postremo； tanquam in speculum； in patinas；
Demea； Inspicere jubeo； et moneo； quid facto usus sit。〃
＇〃This is too salt； that's burnt； that's not washed enough； that's
well； remember to do so another time。 Thus do I ever advise them to
have things done properly； according to my capacity； and lastly；
Demea； I command my cooks to look into every dish as if it were a
mirror； and tell them what they should do。〃
Terence； Adelph。； iii。 3； 71。＇
And yet even the Greeks themselves very much admired and highly applauded
the order and disposition that Paulus AEmilius observed in the feast he
gave them at his return from Macedon。 But I do not here speak of
effects； I speak of words only。
I do not know whether it may have the same operation upon other men that
it has upon me； but when I hear our architects thunder out their bombast
words of pilasters； architraves； and cornices； of the Corinthian and
Doric orders； and suchlike jargon； my imagination is presently possessed
with the palace of Apollidon； when； after all； I find them but the paltry
pieces of my own kitchen door。
To hear men talk of metonomies； metaphors； and allegories； and other
grammar words； would not one think they signified some rare and exotic
form of speaking？ And yet they are phrases that come near to the babble
of my chambermaid。
And this other is a gullery of the same stamp； to call the offices of our
kingdom by the lofty titles of the Romans； though they have no similitude
of function； and still less of authority and power。 And this also； which
I doubt will one day turn to the reproach of this age of ours； unworthily
and indifferently to confer upon any we think fit the most glorious
surnames with which antiquity honoured but one or two persons in several
ages。 Plato carried away the surname of Divine； by so universal a
consent that never any one repined at it； or attempted to take it from
him； and yet the Italians； who pretend； and with good reason； to more
sprightly wits and sounder sense than the other nations of their time；
have lately bestowed the same title upon Aretin； in whose writings； save
tumid phrases set out with smart periods； ingenious indeed but far…
fetched and fantastic； and the eloquence； be it what it may； I see
nothing in him above the ordinary writers of his time； so far is
