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himself that day； must needs catch up a boat…hook； and claw on to her stern； shouting； 〃Stay； ye Papists！ Stay； Spanish dogs！〃by which； as was to be expected； they being ten to his one； he was forthwith pulled overboard； and fell all along on his nose in the sea； leaving the hook fast in her stern。
Where； I know not how； being seized with some panic fear （his lively imagination filling all the sea with those sharks which he had just seen）； he fell a…roaring like any town…bull； and in his confusion never thought to turn and get aboard again； but struck out lustily after the Spanish boat； whether in hope of catching hold of the boat…hook which trailed behind her； or from a very madness of valor； no man could divine； but on he swam； his cassock afloat behind him； looking for all the world like a great black monk…fish； and howling and puffing； with his mouth full of salt water； 〃Stay； ye Spanish dogs！ Help； all good fellows！ See you not that I am a dead man？ They are nuzzling already at my toes！ He hath hold of my leg！ My right thigh is bitten clean off！ Oh that I were preaching in Hartland pulpit！ Stay； Spanish dogs！ Yield； Papist cowards； least I make mincemeat of you； and take me aboard！ Yield； I say； or my blood be on your heads！ I am no Jonah； if he swallow me； he will never cast me up again！ it is better to fall into the hands of man； than into the hands of devils with three rows of teeth apiece。 In manus tuas。 Orate pro anima！〃
And so forth； in more frantic case than ever was Panurge in that his ever…memorable seasickness； till the English； expecting him every minute to be snapped up by sharks； or brained by the Spaniard's oars； let fly a volley into the fugitives； on which they all leaped overboard like their fellows； whereon Jack scrambled into the boat； and drawing sword with one hand； while he wiped the water out of his eyes with the other； began to lay about him like a very lion； cutting the empty air； and crying； 〃Yield； idolaters！ Yield； Spanish dogs！〃 However； coming to himself after a while； and seeing that there was no one on whom to flesh his maiden steel； he sits down panting in the sternsheets； and begins stripping off his hose。 On which Amyas； thinking surely that the good fellow had gone mad with some stroke of the sun； or by having fallen into the sea after being overheated with his rowing； bade pull alongside； and asked him in heaven's name what he was doing with his nether tackle。 On which Jack； amid such laughter as may be conceived； vowed and swore that his right thigh was bitten clean through； and to the bone； yea； and that he felt his hose full of blood； and so would have swooned away for imaginary loss of blood （so strong was the delusion on him） had not his friends； after much arguing on their part； and anger on his； persuaded him that he was whole and sound。
After which they set to work to overhaul their maiden prize； which they found full of hides and salt…pork； and yet not of that alone； for in the captain's cabin； and also in the sternsheets of the boat which Brimblecombe had so valorously boarded； were certain frails of leaves packed neatly enough； which being opened were full of goodly pearls； though somewhat brown （for the Spaniards used to damage the color in their haste and greediness； opening the shells by fire； instead of leaving them to decay gradually after the Arabian fashion）； with which prize； though they could not guess its value very exactly； they went off content enough； after some malicious fellow had set the ship on fire； which； being laden with hides； was no nosegay as it burnt。
Amyas was very angry at this wanton damage； in which his model； Drake； had never indulged； but Cary had his jest ready。 〃Ah！〃 said he； 〃'Lutheran devils' we are； you know； so we are bound to vanish； like other fiends； with an evil savor。〃
As soon； however； as Amyas was on board again； he rounded his friend Mr。 Brimblecombe in the ear； and told him he had better play the man a little more； roaring less before he was hurt； and keeping his breath to help his strokes； if he wished the crew to listen much to his discourses。 Frank； hearing this； bade Amyas leave the offender to him； and so began upon him with
〃Come hither； thou recreant Jack； thou lily…livered Jack； thou hysterical Jack。 Tell me now； thou hast read Plato's Dialogues； and Aristotle's Logic？〃
To which Jack very meekly answered； 〃Yes。〃
〃Then I will deal with thee after the manner of those ancient sages； and ask whether the greater must not contain the less？〃
Jack。 Yes； sure。
Frank。 And that which is more than a part； contain that part； more than which it is？
Jack。 Yes； sure。
Frank。 Then tell me； is not a priest more than a layman？
Jack （who was always very loud about the dignity of the priesthood； as many of his cloth are； who have no other dignity whereon to stand） answered very boldly； 〃Of course。〃
Frank。 Then a priest containeth a man； and is a man； and something overviz； his priesthood？
Jack （who saw whither this would lead）。 I suppose so。
Frank。 Then； if a priest show himself no man； he shows himself all the more no priest？
〃I'll tell you what； Master Frank；〃 says Jack； 〃you may be right by logic； but sharks aren't logic； nor don't understand it neither。〃
Frank。 Nay but； my recalcitrant Jack； my stiff…necked Jack； is it the part of a man to howl like a pig in a gate； because he thinks that is there which is not there？
Jack had not a word to say。
Frank。 And still more； when if that had been there； it had been the duty of a brave man to have kept his mouth shut； if only to keep salt water out； and not add the evil of choking to that of being eaten？
〃Ah！〃 says Jack； 〃that's all very fine； but you know as well as I that it was not the Spaniards I was afraid of。 They were Heaven's handiwork； and I knew how to deal with them； but as for those fiends' spawn of sharks； when I saw that fellow take the fish alongside； it upset me clean； and there's an end of it！〃
Frank。 Oh； Jack； Jack； behold how one sin begets another！ Just now thou wert but a coward； and now thou art a Manichee。 For thou hast imputed to an evil creator that which was formed only for a good end； namely； sharks； which were made on purpose to devour useless carcasses like thine。 Moreover； as a brother of the Rose； thou wert bound by the vow of thy brotherhood to have leaped joyfully down that shark's mouth。
Jack。 Ay； very likely； if Mistress Rose had been in his stomach； but I wanted to fight Spaniards just then； not to be shark…bitten。
Frank。 Jack； thy answer savors of self…will。 If it is ordained that thou shouldst advance the ends of the Brotherhood by being shark…bitten； or flea…bitten； or bitten by sharpers； to the detriment of thy carnal wealth； or； shortly； to suffer any shame or torment whatsoever； even to strappado and scarpines； thou art bound to obey thy destiny； and not； after that vain Roman conceit； to choose the manner of thine own death； which is indeed only another sort of self…murder。 We therefore consider thee as a cause of scandal； and a rotten and creaking branch； to be excised by the spiritual arm； and do hereby excise thee； and cut thee off。
Jack。 Nay faith； that's a little too much； Master Frank。 How long have you been Bishop of Exeter？
Frank。 Jack； thy wit being blinded； and full of gross vapors； by reason of the perturbations of fear （which； like anger； is a short madness； and raises in the phantasy vain spectres；videlicet； of sharks and Spaniards）； mistakes our lucidity。 For thy Manicheeism； let his lordship of Exeter deal with it。 For thy abominable howling and caterwauling； offensive in a chained cur； but scandalous in a preacher and a brother of the Rose； we do hereby deprive thee of thine office of chaplain to the Brotherhood； and warn thee； that unless within seven days thou do some deed equal to the Seven Champions； or Ruggiero and Orlando's self； thou shalt be deprived of sword and dagger； and allowed henceforth to carry no more iron about thee than will serve to mend thy pen。
〃And now； Jack；〃 said Amyas； 〃I will give thee a piece of news。 No wonder that young men； as the parsons complain so loudly； will not listen to the Gospel； while it
