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CHAPTER¡¡XLIII
So¡¡important¡¡did¡¡Theobald¡¡consider¡¡this¡¡matter¡¡that¡¡he¡¡made¡¡a
special¡¡journey¡¡to¡¡Roughborough¡¡before¡¡the¡¡half¡¡year¡¡began¡£¡¡¡¡It¡¡was
a¡¡relief¡¡to¡¡have¡¡him¡¡out¡¡of¡¡the¡¡house£»¡¡but¡¡though¡¡his¡¡destination
was¡¡not¡¡mentioned£»¡¡Ernest¡¡guessed¡¡where¡¡he¡¡had¡¡gone¡£
To¡¡this¡¡day¡¡he¡¡considers¡¡his¡¡conduct¡¡at¡¡this¡¡crisis¡¡to¡¡have¡¡been¡¡one
of¡¡the¡¡most¡¡serious¡¡laches¡¡of¡¡his¡¡lifeone¡¡which¡¡he¡¡can¡¡never¡¡think
of¡¡without¡¡shame¡¡and¡¡indignation¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡says¡¡he¡¡ought¡¡to¡¡have¡¡run¡¡away
from¡¡home¡£¡¡¡¡But¡¡what¡¡good¡¡could¡¡he¡¡have¡¡done¡¡if¡¡he¡¡had£¿¡¡¡¡He¡¡would
have¡¡been¡¡caught£»¡¡brought¡¡back¡¡and¡¡examined¡¡two¡¡days¡¡later¡¡instead
of¡¡two¡¡days¡¡earlier¡£¡¡¡¡A¡¡boy¡¡of¡¡barely¡¡sixteen¡¡cannot¡¡stand¡¡against
the¡¡moral¡¡pressure¡¡of¡¡a¡¡father¡¡and¡¡mother¡¡who¡¡have¡¡always¡¡oppressed
him¡¡any¡¡more¡¡than¡¡he¡¡can¡¡cope¡¡physically¡¡with¡¡a¡¡powerful¡¡full¡grown
man¡£¡¡¡¡True£»¡¡he¡¡may¡¡allow¡¡himself¡¡to¡¡be¡¡killed¡¡rather¡¡than¡¡yield£»¡¡but
this¡¡is¡¡being¡¡so¡¡morbidly¡¡heroic¡¡as¡¡to¡¡come¡¡close¡¡round¡¡again¡¡to
cowardice£»¡¡for¡¡it¡¡is¡¡little¡¡else¡¡than¡¡suicide£»¡¡which¡¡is¡¡universally
condemned¡¡as¡¡cowardly¡£
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had¡¡gone¡¡wrong¡£¡¡¡¡Dr¡¡Skinner¡¡called¡¡the¡¡boys¡¡together£»¡¡and¡¡with¡¡much
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shops¡¡to¡¡be¡¡out¡¡of¡¡bounds¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡street¡¡in¡¡which¡¡the¡¡¡¨Swan¡¡and
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smoking£»¡¡therefore£»¡¡were¡¡clearly¡¡aimed¡¡at£»¡¡and¡¡before¡¡prayers¡¡Dr
Skinner¡¡spoke¡¡a¡¡few¡¡impressive¡¡words¡¡about¡¡the¡¡abominable¡¡sin¡¡of
using¡¡bad¡¡language¡£¡¡¡¡Ernest's¡¡feelings¡¡can¡¡be¡¡imagined¡£
Next¡¡day¡¡at¡¡the¡¡hour¡¡when¡¡the¡¡daily¡¡punishments¡¡were¡¡read¡¡out£»
though¡¡there¡¡had¡¡not¡¡yet¡¡been¡¡time¡¡for¡¡him¡¡to¡¡have¡¡offended£»¡¡Ernest
Pontifex¡¡was¡¡declared¡¡to¡¡have¡¡incurred¡¡every¡¡punishment¡¡which¡¡the
school¡¡provided¡¡for¡¡evil¡doers¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡was¡¡placed¡¡on¡¡the¡¡idle¡¡list¡¡for
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curtailed£»¡¡he¡¡was¡¡to¡¡attend¡¡junior¡¡callings¡over£»¡¡in¡¡fact¡¡he¡¡was¡¡so
hemmed¡¡in¡¡with¡¡punishments¡¡upon¡¡ever¡¡side¡¡that¡¡it¡¡was¡¡hardly
possible¡¡for¡¡him¡¡to¡¡go¡¡outside¡¡the¡¡school¡¡gates¡£¡¡¡¡This¡¡unparalleled
list¡¡of¡¡punishments¡¡inflicted¡¡on¡¡the¡¡first¡¡day¡¡of¡¡the¡¡half¡¡year£»¡¡and
intended¡¡to¡¡last¡¡till¡¡the¡¡ensuing¡¡Christmas¡¡holidays£»¡¡was¡¡not
connected¡¡with¡¡any¡¡specified¡¡offence¡£¡¡¡¡It¡¡required¡¡no¡¡great
penetration¡¡therefore£»¡¡on¡¡the¡¡part¡¡of¡¡the¡¡boys¡¡to¡¡connect¡¡Ernest
with¡¡the¡¡putting¡¡Mrs¡¡Cross's¡¡and¡¡Mrs¡¡Jones's¡¡shops¡¡out¡¡of¡¡bounds¡£
Great¡¡indeed¡¡was¡¡the¡¡indignation¡¡about¡¡Mrs¡¡Cross¡¡who£»¡¡it¡¡was¡¡known£»
remembered¡¡Dr¡¡Skinner¡¡himself¡¡as¡¡a¡¡small¡¡boy¡¡only¡¡just¡¡got¡¡into
jackets£»¡¡and¡¡had¡¡doubtless¡¡let¡¡him¡¡have¡¡many¡¡a¡¡sausage¡¡and¡¡mashed
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to¡¡consider¡¡what¡¡steps¡¡should¡¡be¡¡taken£»¡¡but¡¡hardly¡¡had¡¡they¡¡done¡¡so
before¡¡Ernest¡¡knocked¡¡timidly¡¡at¡¡the¡¡head¡room¡¡door¡¡and¡¡took¡¡the
bull¡¡by¡¡the¡¡horns¡¡by¡¡explaining¡¡the¡¡facts¡¡as¡¡far¡¡as¡¡he¡¡could¡¡bring
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the¡¡school¡¡list¡¡and¡¡the¡¡remarks¡¡he¡¡had¡¡made¡¡about¡¡each¡¡boy's
character¡£¡¡¡¡This¡¡infamy¡¡was¡¡more¡¡than¡¡he¡¡could¡¡own¡¡to£»¡¡and¡¡he¡¡kept
his¡¡counsel¡¡concerning¡¡it¡£¡¡¡¡Fortunately¡¡he¡¡was¡¡safe¡¡in¡¡doing¡¡so£»¡¡for
Dr¡¡Skinner£»¡¡pedant¡¡and¡¡more¡¡than¡¡pedant¡¡though¡¡he¡¡was£»¡¡had¡¡still
just¡¡sense¡¡enough¡¡to¡¡turn¡¡on¡¡Theobald¡¡in¡¡the¡¡matter¡¡of¡¡the¡¡school
list¡£¡¡¡¡Whether¡¡he¡¡resented¡¡being¡¡told¡¡that¡¡he¡¡did¡¡not¡¡know¡¡the
characters¡¡of¡¡his¡¡own¡¡boys£»¡¡or¡¡whether¡¡he¡¡dreaded¡¡a¡¡scandal¡¡about
the¡¡school¡¡I¡¡know¡¡not£»¡¡but¡¡when¡¡Theobald¡¡had¡¡handed¡¡him¡¡the¡¡list£»
over¡¡which¡¡he¡¡had¡¡expended¡¡so¡¡much¡¡pains£»¡¡Dr¡¡Skinner¡¡had¡¡cut¡¡him
uncommonly¡¡short£»¡¡and¡¡had¡¡then¡¡and¡¡there£»¡¡with¡¡more¡¡suavity¡¡than¡¡was
usual¡¡with¡¡him£»¡¡committed¡¡it¡¡to¡¡the¡¡flames¡¡before¡¡Theobald's¡¡own
eyes¡£
Ernest¡¡got¡¡off¡¡with¡¡the¡¡head¡¡boys¡¡easier¡¡than¡¡he¡¡expected¡£¡¡¡¡It¡¡was
admitted¡¡that¡¡the¡¡offence£»¡¡heinous¡¡though¡¡it¡¡was£»¡¡had¡¡been¡¡committed
under¡¡extenuating¡¡circumstances£»¡¡the¡¡frankness¡¡with¡¡which¡¡the
culprit¡¡had¡¡confessed¡¡all£»¡¡his¡¡evidently¡¡unfeigned¡¡remorse£»¡¡and¡¡the
fury¡¡with¡¡which¡¡Dr¡¡Skinner¡¡was¡¡pursuing¡¡him¡¡tended¡¡to¡¡bring¡¡about¡¡a
reaction¡¡in¡¡his¡¡favour£»¡¡as¡¡though¡¡he¡¡had¡¡been¡¡more¡¡sinned¡¡against
than¡¡sinning¡£
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attacked¡¡by¡¡one¡¡of¡¡his¡¡fits¡¡of¡¡self¡abasement¡¡he¡¡was¡¡in¡¡some¡¡degree
consoled¡¡by¡¡having¡¡found¡¡out¡¡that¡¡even¡¡his¡¡father¡¡and¡¡mother£»¡¡whom
he¡¡had¡¡supposed¡¡so¡¡immaculate£»¡¡were¡¡no¡¡better¡¡than¡¡they¡¡should¡¡be¡£
About¡¡the¡¡fifth¡¡of¡¡November¡¡it¡¡was¡¡a¡¡school¡¡custom¡¡to¡¡meet¡¡on¡¡a
certain¡¡common¡¡not¡¡far¡¡from¡¡Roughborough¡¡and¡¡burn¡¡somebody¡¡in
effigy£»¡¡this¡¡being¡¡the¡¡compromise¡¡arrived¡¡at¡¡in¡¡the¡¡matter¡¡of
fireworks¡¡and¡¡Guy¡¡Fawkes¡¡festivities¡£¡¡¡¡This¡¡year¡¡it¡¡was¡¡decided¡¡that
Pontifex's¡¡governor¡¡should¡¡be¡¡the¡¡victim£»¡¡and¡¡Ernest¡¡though¡¡a¡¡good
deal¡¡exercised¡¡in¡¡mind¡¡as¡¡to¡¡what¡¡he¡¡ought¡¡to¡¡do£»¡¡in¡¡the¡¡end¡¡saw¡¡no
sufficient¡¡reason¡¡for¡¡holding¡¡aloof¡¡from¡¡proceedings¡¡which£»¡¡as¡¡he
justly¡¡remarked£»¡¡could¡¡not¡¡do¡¡his¡¡father¡¡any¡¡harm¡£
It¡¡so¡¡happened¡¡that¡¡the¡¡bishop¡¡had¡¡held¡¡a¡¡confirmation¡¡at¡¡the¡¡school
on¡¡the¡¡fifth¡¡of¡¡November¡£¡¡¡¡Dr¡¡Skinner¡¡had¡¡not¡¡quite¡¡liked¡¡the
selection¡¡of¡¡this¡¡day£»¡¡but¡¡the¡¡bishop¡¡was¡¡pressed¡¡by¡¡many
engagements£»¡¡and¡¡had¡¡been¡¡compelled¡¡to¡¡make¡¡the¡¡arrangement¡¡as¡¡it
then¡¡stood¡£¡¡¡¡Ernest¡¡was¡¡among¡¡those¡¡who¡¡had¡¡to¡¡be¡¡confirmed£»¡¡and¡¡was
deeply¡¡impressed¡¡with¡¡the¡¡solemn¡¡importance¡¡of¡¡the¡¡ceremony¡£¡¡¡¡When
he¡¡felt¡¡the¡¡huge¡¡old¡¡bishop¡¡drawing¡¡down¡¡upon¡¡him¡¡as¡¡he¡¡knelt¡¡in
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before¡¡him¡¡and¡¡laid¡¡its¡¡hands¡¡upon¡¡his¡¡head¡¡he¡¡was¡¡frightened¡¡almost
out¡¡of¡¡his¡¡wits¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡felt¡¡that¡¡he¡¡had¡¡arrived¡¡at¡¡one¡¡of¡¡the¡¡great
turning¡¡points¡¡of¡¡his¡¡life£»¡¡and¡¡that¡¡the¡¡Ernest¡¡of¡¡the¡¡future¡¡could
resemble¡¡only¡¡very¡¡faintly¡¡the¡¡Ernest¡¡of¡¡the¡¡past¡£
This¡¡happened¡¡at¡¡about¡¡noon£»¡¡but¡¡by¡¡the¡¡one¡¡o'clock¡¡dinner¡hour¡¡the
effect¡¡of¡¡the¡¡confirmation¡¡had¡¡worn¡¡off£»¡¡and¡¡he¡¡saw¡¡no¡¡reason¡¡why¡¡he
should¡¡forego¡¡his¡¡annual¡¡amusement¡¡with¡¡the¡¡bonfire£»¡¡so¡¡he¡¡went¡¡with
the¡¡others¡¡and¡¡was¡¡very¡¡valiant¡¡till¡¡the¡¡image¡¡was¡¡actually¡¡produced
and¡¡was¡¡about¡¡to¡¡be¡¡burnt£»¡¡then¡¡he¡¡felt¡¡a¡¡little¡¡frightened¡£¡¡¡¡It¡¡was
a¡¡poor¡¡thing¡¡enough£»¡¡made¡¡of¡¡paper£»¡¡calico¡¡and¡¡straw£»¡¡but¡¡they¡¡had
christened¡¡it¡¡The¡¡Rev¡£¡¡Theobald¡¡Pontifex£»¡¡and¡¡he¡¡had¡¡a¡¡revulsion¡¡of
feeling¡¡as¡¡he¡¡saw¡¡it¡¡being¡¡carried¡¡towards¡¡the¡¡bonfire¡£¡¡¡¡Still¡¡he
held¡¡his¡¡ground£»¡¡and¡¡in¡¡a¡¡few¡¡minutes¡¡when¡¡all¡¡was¡¡over¡¡felt¡¡none
the¡¡worse¡¡for¡¡having¡¡assisted¡¡at¡¡a¡¡ceremony¡¡which£»¡¡after¡¡all£»¡¡was
prompted¡¡by¡¡a¡¡boyish¡¡love¡¡of¡¡mischief¡¡rather¡¡than¡¡by¡¡rancour¡£
I¡¡should¡¡say¡¡that¡¡Ernest¡¡had¡¡written¡¡to¡¡his¡¡father£»¡¡and¡¡told¡¡him¡¡of
the¡¡unprecedented¡¡way¡¡in¡¡which¡¡he¡¡was¡¡being¡¡treated£»¡¡he¡¡even
ventured¡¡to¡¡suggest¡¡that¡¡Theobald¡¡should¡¡interfere¡¡for¡¡his
protection¡¡and¡¡reminded¡¡him¡¡how¡¡the¡¡story¡¡had¡¡been¡¡got¡¡out¡¡of¡¡him£»
but¡¡Theobald¡¡had¡¡had¡¡enough¡¡of¡¡Dr¡¡Skinner¡¡for¡¡the¡¡present£»¡¡the
burning¡¡of¡¡the¡¡school¡¡list¡¡had¡¡been¡¡a¡¡rebuff¡¡which¡¡did¡¡not¡¡encourage
him¡¡to¡¡meddle¡¡a¡¡second¡¡time¡¡in¡¡the¡¡internal¡¡economics¡¡of
Roughborough¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡therefore¡¡replied¡¡that¡¡he¡¡must¡¡either¡¡remove
Ernest¡¡from¡¡Roughborough¡¡altogether£»¡¡which¡¡would¡¡for¡¡many¡¡reasons¡¡be
undesirable£»¡¡or¡¡trust¡¡to¡¡the¡¡discretion¡¡of¡¡the¡¡head¡¡master¡¡as
regards¡¡the¡¡treatment¡¡he¡¡might¡¡think¡¡best¡¡for¡¡any¡¡of¡¡his¡¡pupils¡£
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him¡¡to¡¡have¡¡allowed¡¡any¡¡confession¡¡to¡¡be¡¡wrung¡¡from¡¡him£»¡¡that¡¡he
could¡¡not¡¡press¡¡the¡¡promised¡¡amnesty¡¡for¡¡himself¡£
It¡¡was¡¡during¡¡the¡¡¡¨Mother¡¡Cross¡¡row£»¡¨¡¡as¡¡it¡¡was¡¡long¡¡styled¡¡among
the¡¡boys£»¡¡that¡¡a¡¡remarkable¡¡phenomenon¡¡was¡¡witnessed¡¡at
Roughborough¡£¡¡¡¡I¡¡mean¡¡that¡¡of¡¡the¡¡head¡¡boys¡¡under¡¡certain¡¡conditions
doing¡¡errands¡¡for¡¡their¡¡juniors¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡head¡¡boys¡¡had¡¡no¡¡bounds¡¡and
could¡¡go¡¡to¡¡Mrs¡¡Cross's¡¡whenever¡¡they¡¡liked£»¡¡they¡¡actually£»
therefore£»¡¡made¡¡themselves¡¡go¡betweens£»¡¡and¡¡would¡¡get¡¡anything¡¡from
either¡¡Mrs¡¡Cross's¡¡or¡¡Mrs¡¡Jones's¡¡for¡¡any¡¡boy£»¡¡no¡¡matter¡¡how¡¡low¡¡in
the¡¡school£»¡¡between¡¡the¡¡hours¡¡of¡¡a¡¡quarter¡¡to¡¡nine¡¡and¡¡nine¡¡in¡¡the
morning£»¡¡and¡¡a¡¡quarter¡¡to¡¡six¡¡and¡¡six¡¡in¡¡the¡¡afternoon¡£¡¡¡¡By¡¡degrees£»
however£»¡¡the¡¡boys¡¡grew¡¡bolder£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡shops£»¡¡though¡¡not¡¡openly
declared¡¡in¡¡bounds¡¡again£»¡¡were¡¡tacitly¡¡allowed¡¡to¡¡be¡¡so¡£
CHAPTER¡¡XLIV
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