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〃Then there is only a hundred dollars due me； and that isn't certain！
After all Mackenzie's travels in Europe； Asia； and America with that
beef； after all his trials and tribulations and transportation； after the
slaughter of all those innocents that tried to collect that bill！ Young
man； why didn't the First Comptroller of the Corn…Beef Division tell me
this？〃
〃He didn't know anything about the genuineness of your claim。〃
〃Why didn't the Second tell me？ why didn't the； Third？ why didn't all
those divisions and departments tell me？〃
〃None of them knew。 We do things by routine here。 You have followed the
routine and found out what you wanted to know。 It is the best way。
It is the only way。 It is very regular； and very slow； but it is very
certain。〃
〃Yes； certain death。 It has been； to the most of our tribe。 I begin to
feel that I； too； am called。
Young man； you love the bright creature yonder with the gentle blue eyes
and the steel pens behind her earsI see it in your soft glances； you
wish to marry herbut you are poor。 Here； hold out your handhere is
the beef contract； go； take her and be happy Heaven bless you； my
children！〃
This is all I know about the great beef contract that has created so much
talk in the community。 The clerk to whom I bequeathed it died。 I know
nothing further about the contract； or any one connected with it。 I only
know that if a man lives long enough he can trace a thing through the
Circumlocution Office of Washington and find out； after much labor and
trouble and delay； that which he could have found out on the first day if
the business of the Circumlocution Office were as ingeniously
systematized as it would be if it were a great private mercantile
institution。
THE CASE OF GEORGE FISHER
＇Some years ago； about 1867； when this was first published； few people
believed it； but considered it a mere extravaganza。 In these latter days
it seems hard to realize that there was ever a time when the robbing of
our government was a novelty。 The very man who showed me where to find
the documents for this case was at that very time spending hundreds of
thousands of dollars in Washington for a mail steamship concern； in the
effort to procure a subsidy for the company…a fact which was a long time
in coming to the surface； but leaked out at last and underwent
Congressional investigation。＇
This is history。 It is not a wild extravaganza； like 〃John Wilson
Mackenzie's Great Beef Contract；〃 but is a plain statement of facts and
circumstances with which the Congress of the United States has interested
itself from time to time during the long period of half a century。
I will not call this matter of George Fisher's a great deathless and
unrelenting swindle upon the government and people of the United States…
for it has never been so decided； and I hold that it is a grave and
solemn wrong for a writer to cast slurs or call names when such is the
casebut will simply present the evidence and let the reader deduce his
own verdict。 Then we shall do nobody injustice； and our consciences
shall be clear。
On or about the 1st day of September； 1813； the Creek war being then in
progress in Florida； the crops； herds； and houses of Mr。 George Fisher；
a citizen； were destroyed； either by the Indians or by the United States
troops in pursuit of them。 By the terms of the law； if the Indians
destroyed the property； there was no relief for Fisher； but if the troops
destroyed it； the Government of the United States was debtor to Fisher
for the amount involved。
George Fisher must have considered that the Indians destroyed the
property； because； although he lived several years afterward； he does not
appear to have ever made any claim upon the government。
In the course of time Fisher died； and his widow married again。
And by and by； nearly twenty years after that dimly remembered raid upon
Fisher's corn…fields； the widow Fisher's new husband petitioned Congress
for pay for the property； and backed up the petition with many
depositions and affidavits which purported to prove that the troops；
and not the Indians； destroyed the property； that the troops； for some
inscrutable reason； deliberately burned down 〃houses〃 （or cabins） valued
at 600； the same belonging to a peaceable private citizen； and also
destroyed various other property belonging to the same citizen。 But
Congress declined to believe that the troops were such idiots （after
overtaking and scattering a band of Indians proved to have been found
destroying Fisher's property） as to calmly continue the work of
destruction themselves； and make a complete job of what the Indians had
only commenced。 So Congress denied the petition of the heirs of George
Fisher in 1832； and did not pay them a cent。
We hear no more from them officially until 1848； sixteen years after
their first attempt on the Treasury； and a full generation after the
death of the man whose fields were destroyed。 The new generation of
Fisher heirs then came forward and put in a bill for damages。 The Second
Auditor awarded them 8；873； being half the damage sustained by Fisher。
The Auditor said the testimony showed that at least half the destruction
was done by the Indians 〃before the troops started in pursuit；〃 and of
course the government was not responsible for that half。
2。 That was in April； 1848。 In December； 1848； the heirs of George
Fisher； deceased； came forward and pleaded for a 〃revision〃 of their bill
of damages。 The revision was made； but nothing new could be found in
their favor except an error of 100 in the former calculation。 However；
in order to keep up the spirits of the Fisher family； the Auditor
concluded to go back and allow interest from the date of the first
petition （1832） to the date when the bill of damages was awarded。 This
sent the Fishers home happy with sixteen years' interest on 8；873the
same amounting to 8；997。94。 Total； 17；870。94。
3 。 For an entire year the suffering Fisher family remained quieteven
satisfied； after a fashion。 Then they swooped down upon the government
with their wrongs once more。 That old patriot； Attorney…General Toucey；
burrowed through the musty papers of the Fishers and discovered one more
chance for the desolate orphansinterest on that original award of
8；873 from date of destruction of the property （1813） up to 1832！
Result； 110；004。89 for the indigent Fishers。 So now we have： First；
8；873 damages； second； interest on it from 1832 to 1848； 8997。94；
third； interest on it dated back to 1813； 10；004。89。 Total； 27；875。83！
What better investment for a great…grandchild than to get the Indians to
burn a corn…field for him sixty or seventy years before his birth； and
plausibly lay it on lunatic United States troops？
4。 Strange as it may seem； the Fishers let Congress alone for five
yearsor； what is perhaps more likely； failed to make themselves heard
by Congress for that length of time。 But at last； in 1854； they got a
hearing。 They persuaded Congress to pass an act requiring the Auditor to
re…examine their case。 But this time they stumbled upon the misfortune
of an honest Secretary of the Treasury （Mr。 James Guthrie）； and he
spoiled everything。 He said in very plain language that the Fishers were
not only not entitled to another cent； but that those children of many
sorrows and acquainted with grief had been paid too much already。
5。 Therefore another interval of rest and silent ensued…an interval
which lasted four yearsviz till 1858。 The 〃right man in the right
place〃 was then Secretary of WarJohn B。 Floyd； of peculiar renown！
Here was a master intellect； here was the very man to succor the
suffering heirs of dead and forgotten Fisher。 They came up from Florida
with a rusha great tidal wave of Fishers freighted with the same old
musty documents about the same in immortal corn…fields of their ancestor。
They straight…way got an act passed transferring the Fisher matter from
the dull Auditor to the ingenious Floyd。 What did Floyd do？ He said；
〃IT WAS PROVED that the Indians destroyed everything they could before
the troops entered in pursuit。〃 He considered； therefore； tha
