three men on the bummel(三个闲逛的人)-第42章
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The interest and the pride he takes in the business is quite beautiful to
see。 Another dog passing by makes； maybe； some jeering remark；
casting discredit upon the creaminess of the milk。 He stops suddenly； quite
regardless of the traffic。
〃I beg your pardon； what was that you said about our milk？〃
〃I said nothing about your milk；〃 retorts the other dog； in a tone of
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gentle innocence。 〃I merely said it was a fine day； and asked the price of
chalk。〃
〃Oh； you asked the price of chalk； did you？ Would you like to
know？〃
〃Yes； thanks； somehow I thought you would be able to tell me。〃
〃You are quite right； I can。 It's worth〃
〃Oh； do come along！〃 says the old lady； who is tired and hot； and
anxious to finish her round。
〃Yes； but hang it all； did you hear what he hinted about our milk？〃
〃Oh； never mind him！ There's a tram coming round the corner： we
shall all get run over。〃
〃Yes； but I do mind him； one has one's proper pride。 He asked the
price of chalk； and he's going to know it！ It's worth just twenty times as
much〃
〃You'll have the whole thing over； I know you will；〃 cries the old lady；
pathetically； struggling with all her feeble strength to haul him back。 〃Oh
dear； oh dear！ I do wish I had left you at home。〃
The tram is bearing down upon them； a cab…driver is shouting at them；
another huge brute； hoping to be in time to take a hand； is dragging a
bread cart； followed by a screaming child； across the road from the
opposite side； a small crowd is collecting； and a policeman is hastening to
the scene。
〃It's worth；〃 says the milk dog； 〃just twenty…times as much as you'll be
worth before I've done with you。〃
〃Oh； you think so； do you？〃
〃Yes； I do； you grandson of a French poodle； you cabbage…eating〃
〃There！ I knew you'd have it over；〃 says the poor milk…woman。 〃I
told him he'd have it over。〃
But he is busy； and heeds her not。 Five minutes later； when the traffic
is renewed； when the bread girl has collected her muddy rolls； and the
policeman has gone off with the name and address of everybody in the
street； he consents to look behind him。
〃It IS a bit of an upset；〃 he admits。 Then shaking himself free of care；
he adds； cheerfully； 〃But I guess I taught him the price of chalk。 He
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won't interfere with us again； I'm thinking。〃
〃I'm sure I hope not；〃 says the old lady； regarding dejectedly the milky
road。
But his favourite sport is to wait at the top of the hill for another dog；
and then race down。 On these occasions the chief occupation of the other
fellow is to run about behind； picking up the scattered articles； loaves；
cabbages； or shirts； as they are jerked out。 At the bottom of the hill； he
stops and waits for his friend。
〃Good race； wasn't it？〃 he remarks； panting； as the Human comes up；
laden to the chin。 〃I believe I'd have won it； too； if it hadn't been for that
fool of a small boy。 He was right in my way just as I turned the corner。
YOU NOTICED HIM？ Wish I had； beastly brat！ What's he yelling like
that for？ BECAUSE I KNOCKED HIM DOWN AND RAN OVER
HIM？ Well； why didn't he get out of the way？ It's disgraceful； the way
people leave their children about for other people to tumble over。 Halloa！
did all those things come out？ You couldn't have packed them very
carefully； you should see to a thing like that。 YOU DID NOT DREAM
OF MY TEARING DOWN THE HILL TWENTY MILES AN HOUR？
Surely； you knew me better than to expect I'd let that old Schneider's dog
pass me without an effort。 But there； you never think。 You're sure
you've got them all？ YOU BELIEVE SO？ I shouldn't 'believe' if I were
you； I should run back up the hill again and make sure。 YOU FEEL TOO
TIRED？ Oh； all right！ don't blame me if anything is missing； that's all。〃
He is so self…willed。 He is cock…sure that the correct turning is the
second on the right； and nothing will persuade him that it is the third。 He
is positive he can get across the road in time； and will not be convinced
until he sees the cart smashed up。 Then he is very apologetic； it is true。
But of what use is that？ As he is usually of the size and strength of a
young bull； and his human companion is generally a weak…kneed old man
or woman； or a small child； he has his way。 The greatest punishment his
proprietor can inflict upon him is to leave him at home； and take the cart
out alone。 But your German is too kind…hearted to do this often。
That he is harnessed to the cart for anybody's pleasure but his own it is
impossible to believe； and I am confident that the German peasant plans
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the tiny harness and fashions the little cart purely with the hope of
gratifying his dog。 In other countriesin Belgium； Holland and FranceI
have seen these draught dogs ill… treated and over…worked； but in Germany；
never。 Germans abuse animals shockingly。 I have seen a German stand
in front of his horse and call it every name he could lay his tongue to。
But the horse did not mind it。 I have seen a German； weary with abusing
his horse； call to his wife to come out and assist him。 When she came； he
told her what the horse had done。 The recital roused the woman's temper
to almost equal heat with his own； and standing one each side of the poor
beast； they both abused it。 They abused its dead mother； they insulted its
father； they made cutting remarks about its personal appearance； its
intelligence； its moral sense； its general ability as a horse。 The animal
bore the torrent with exemplary patience for awhile； then it did the best
thing possible to do under the circumstances。 Without losing its own
temper； it moved quietly away。 The lady returned to her washing； and the
man followed it up the street； still abusing it。
A kinder…hearted people than the Germans there is no need for。 Cruelty
to animal or child is a thing almost unknown in the land。 The whip with
them is a musical instrument； its crack is heard from morning to night； but
an Italian coachman that in the streets of Dresden I once saw use it was
very nearly lynched by the indignant crowd。 Germany is the only
country in Europe where the traveller can settle himself comfortably in his
hired carriage； confident that his gentle； willing friend between the shafts
will be neither over…worked nor cruelly treated。
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CHAPTER XI
Black Forest House： and the sociability thereinIts perfume
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