count bunker-第30章
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The worthy Mr。 Gallosh was so evidently sincere； and looked at him with such an appealing eye； that the Count found the framing of a suitable reply the hardest task that had yet been set him。
〃Mr。 Gallosh； if I were in Tulliwuddle's shoes I can only say that I should consider myself a highly fortunate individual； and I do sincerely believe that that is his own conviction also。〃
〃You think so？〃
〃I do indeed。〃
Though sensibly relieved； Mr。 Gallosh still felt vaguely conscious that if he attempted to repeat this statement for the satisfaction of his wife； he would find it hard to make it sound altogether as reassuring as when accompanied by the Count's sympathetic voice。 He ruminated for a minute； and then suddenly recalled what the Count's evasive answers and sympathetic assurances had driven from his mind。 Yet it was； in fact； the chief occasion of concern。
〃Do you know； Count Bunker； what his lordship has gone and done？〃
〃Should one inquire too specifically？〃 smiled the Count； but Mr。 Gallosh remained unmoved。
〃You can bear me witness that he told us he was giving this gathering in my Eva's honor？〃
〃Undoubtedly。〃
〃Well； he went and told Miss Maddison it was for her sake？〃
〃Incredible！〃
〃It's a fact！〃
〃I refuse to believe my friend guilty of such perfidy！ Who told you this？〃
〃The Maddisons themselves。〃
〃Ha； ha！〃 laughed the Count； as heartily as he had laughed at Lincoln Lodge； 〃don't you know these Americans sometimes draw the long bow？〃
〃You mean to say you don't believe they told the truth？〃
〃My dear Mr。 Gallosh； I would answer you in the oft…quoted words of Horace'Arma virumque cano。' The philosophy of a solar system is some times compressed within an eggshell。 Say nothing and see！〃
He shook his host heartily by the hand as he spoke； and Mr。 Gallosh； to his subsequent perplexity； found the interview apparently at a satisfactory conclusion。
〃And now；〃 said the Count to himself； 〃 'Bolt！' is the word。〃
As he set about his packing in the half…hour that yet remained before luncheon； he was surprised to note that his friend had evidently left no orders yet concerning any preparations for his departure。
〃Confound him！ I thought he had made up his mind last night！ Ah； there he comesand singing； too； by Jingo！ If he wants another day's dalliance〃
At this point his reflections were interrupted by the entrance of the jovial Baron himself。 He stopped and stared at his friend。
〃Vat for do you pack up？〃
〃Because we leave this afternoon。〃
〃Ach； Bonker； absurd！ To…morrowyes； to…morrow ve vill leave。〃
Bunker folded his arms and looked at him seriously。
〃I have had two interviews this morningone with Mr。 Maddison； the other with Mr。 Gallosh。 They were neither of them pleased with you； Baron。〃
〃Not pleased？ Vat did zey say？〃
Depicting the ire of these gentlemen in the most vivid terms； the Count gave him a summary of his morning's labors。
〃Pooh； pooh！ Tuts； tuts！〃 exclaimed the Baron。 〃I vill make zat all right； never do you fear。 Eva； she does smile on me already。 Eleanor； she vill also ven I see her。 Leave it to me。〃
〃You won't go to…day？〃
〃To…morrow； Bonker； I swear I vill for certain！〃
Bonker pondered。
〃Hang it！〃 he exclaimed。 〃The worst of it is； I've pledged myself to go upon a visit。〃
The Baron listened to the tale of his incipient romance with the greatest relish。
〃Bot go； my friend！ Bot go！〃 he cried； 〃and zen come back here to…morrow and ve vill leave togezzer。〃
〃Leave you alone； with the barometer falling and the storm…cone hoisted？ I don't like to； Baron。〃
〃Bot to leave zat leetle girleh； Bonker？ How is zat？〃
〃Was ever a man so torn between two duties！〃 exclaimed the conscientious Count。
〃Ladies come first！〃 quoth the Baron。
Bunker was obviously strongly tending to this opinion also。
〃Can I trust you to guide your own destinies without me？〃
The Baron drew himself up with a touch of indignation。
〃Am I a child or a fool？ I have guided mine destiny vary vell so far； and I zink I can still so do。 Ven vill you go to see Miss Wallingford？〃
〃I'll hire a trap from the village after lunch and be off about four；〃 said the Count。 〃Long live the ladies！ Learn wisdom by my example！ Will this tie conquer her； do you think？〃
In this befitting spirit he drove off that afternoon； and the Baron； after waving his adieus from the door； strode brimful of confidence towards the drawing…room。 His thoughts must have gone astray； for he turned by accident into the wrong rooma small apartment hardly used at all； and before he had time to turn back he stopped petrified at the sight of a picture on the wall。 There could be no mistakeit was the original of that ill…omened print he had seen in the Edinburgh hotel； 〃The Execution of Lord Tulliwuddle。〃 The actual title was there plain to see。
〃Zen it vas not a hoax！〃 he gasped。
His first impulse was to look for a bicycle and tear after the dog…cart。
〃But can I ride him in a kilt？〃 he reflected。
By the time he had fully debated this knotty point his friend was miles upon his way； and the Baron was left ruefully to lament his rashness in parting with such an ally。
CHAPTER XXVII
During the horrid period of suspense that followed her visit to Sir Justin； the Baroness von Blitzenberg naturally enough felt disinclined to go much into society； and in fact rarely went out at all during the Baron's absence； except to the houses of one or two of her mother's particular friends。 Even then she felt much more inclined to stay at home。
〃Need we go to Mrs。 Jerwin…Speedy's to…night？〃 she said one afternoon。
〃Certainly；〃 replied the Countess decisively。
Alicia sighed submissively； but this attitude was abruptly changed into one of readiness； nay； even of alacrity； when her mother remarked
〃By the way； she is an aunt of the present Tulliwuddle。 I believe it was you who were asking about him the other day。〃
〃Was I？〃 said the Baroness carelessly； but she offered no further objections to attending Mrs。 Jerwin… Speedy's reception。
She found there a large number of people compressed into a couple of small rooms； and she soon felt so lost in the crush of strangers； and the chances of obtaining any information about Lord Tulliwuddle or his Eva seemed so remote； that she soon began to wish herself comfortably at home again； even though it were only to fret。 But fortune； which had so long been unkind to her and indulgent to her erring spouse； chose that night as the turning…point in her tide of favors。 Little dreaming how much hung on a mere introduction； Mrs。 Jerwin…Speedy led up to the Baroness an apparently nervous and diffident young man。
〃Let me introduce my nephew； Lord Tulliwuddle the Baroness von Blitzenberg；〃 said she； and having innocently hurled this bomb； retired from further participation in the drama。
With young and diffident men Alicia had a pleasant instinct for conducting herself as smilingly as though they were the greatest wits about the town。 The envious of her sex declared that it was because she scarcely recognized the difference； but be that as it may； it served her on this occasion in the most admirable stead。 She detached the agitated peer from the thickest of the throng； propped him beside her against the wall； and by her kindness at length unloosed his tongue。 Then it was she began to suspect that his nervous manner must surely be due to some peculiar circumstance rather than mere constitutional shyness。 Made observant by her keen curiosity； she noticed at first a worried； almost hunted； look in his eyes and an extreme impatience of scrutiny by his fellow…guests； but as he gained confidence in her kindness and discretion these passed away； and he appeared simply a garrulous young man； with a tolerably good opinion of himself。
〃Poor fellow！ He is in trouble of some kind。 Something to do with Eva； of course！〃 she said to her sympathetically。
The genuine Tulliwuddle had indeed some cause for perturbation。 After keeping himself out of the way of all his friends and most of his acquaintances ever since the departure of his substitute； hearing nothing of what was happening at Hechnahoul； and living in
