the burning spear-第7章
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〃I'm coming down;〃 said the young lady。
〃Don't move!〃
With a great effort Mr。 Lavender arranged his costume; and closed his
eyes。 〃 How many lie like this; staring at the blue heavens!〃 he
thought。
〃Where has it got you?〃 said a voice; and he saw the young lady bending
over him。
〃'In the dorsal region; I think;〃 said Mr。 Lavender。 〃But I suffer more
from the thought that Ithat you〃
〃That's all right;〃 said the young lady; 〃I'm a V。A。D。 It WAS a bump!
Let's see if you can〃 and taking his hands she raised him to a
sitting posture。 〃Does it work?〃
〃Yes;〃 said Mr。 Lavender rather faintly。
〃Try and stand;〃 said the young lady; pulling。
Mr。 Lavender tried; and stood; but no; sooner was he on his feet than
she turned her face away。 Great tears rolled down her cheeks; and she
writhed and shook all over。
〃Don't!〃 cried Mr。 Lavender; much concerned。 〃I beg you not to cry。
It's nothing; I assure younothing!〃 The young lady with
an effort controlled her emotion; and turned her large grey eyes on him。
〃The angelic devotion of nurses!〃 murmured Mr。 Lavender; leaning against
the wall of the house with his hand to his back。 〃Nothing like it has
been seen since the world began。〃
〃I shall never forget the sight!〃 said the young lady; choking。
Mr。 Lavender; who took the noises she made for sobbing; was unutterably
disturbed。
〃I can't bear to see you distressed on my account;〃 he said。 〃I am quite
well; I assure you; lookI can walk!〃 And he started forth up the
garden in his nightshirt and Norfolk jacket。 When he turned round she
was no longer there; sounds of uncontrollable emotion were audible from
the adjoining garden。 Going to the privet hedge; he looked aver。 She
was lying gracefully on the grass; with her face smothered in her hands;
and her whole body shaking。 〃Poor thing!〃 thought Mr。 Lavender。 〃No
doubt she is one of those whose nerves have been destroyed by the
terrible sights she has seen!〃 But at that moment the young lady rose
and ran as if demented into her castle。 Mr。 Lavender stayed transfixed。
〃Who would not be ill for the pleasure of drinking from a cup held by her
hand?〃 he thought。 〃I am fortunate to have received injuries in trying
to save her from confusion。 Down; Blink; down!〃
For his dog; who had once more leaped from the window; was frantically
endeavouring to lick his face。 Soothing her; and feeling his anatomy;
Mr。 Lavender became conscious that he was not alone。 An old lady was
standing on the gardenpath which led to the front gate; holding in her
hand a hat。 Mr。 Lavender sat down at once; and gathering his nightshirt
under him; spoke as follows:
〃There are circumstances; madam; which even the greatest public servants
cannot foresee; and I; who am the humblest of them; ask you to forgive me
for receiving you in this costume。〃
〃I have brought your hat back; 〃 said the old lady with a kindling eye;
〃they told me you lived here and I was anxious to know that you and your
dear dog were none the worse。
〃Madam;〃 replied Mr。 Lavender; 〃I am infinitely obliged to you。 Would
you very kindly hang my; hat up on theerweeping willow。 tree?〃
At this moment a little white dog; who accompanied the old lady; began
sniffing round Mr。 Lavender; and Blink; wounded in her proprietary
instincts; placed her paws at once on her master's shoulders; so that he
fell prone。 When he recovered a sitting posture neither the old lady nor
the little dog were in sight; but his hat was hanging on a laurel bush。
〃There seems to be something fateful about this morning;〃 he mused; 〃I
had better go in before the rest of the female population〃 and
recovering his feet with difficulty; he took his hat; and was about to
enter the house when he saw the young lady watching him from an upper
window of the adjoining castle。 Thinking to relieve her anxiety; he said
at once:
〃My dear young lady; I earnestly beg you to believe that such a thing
never happens to me; as a rule。〃
Her face was instantly withdrawn; and; sighing deeply; Mr。 Lavender
entered the house and made his way upstairs。 〃 Ah!〃 he thought;
painfully recumbent in his bed once more; 〃though my bones ache and my
head burns I have performed an action not unworthy of the traditions of
public life。 There is nothing more uplifting than to serve Youth and
Beauty at the peril of one's existence。 Humanity and Chivalry have ever
been the leading characteristics of the British race;〃 and; really half…
delirious now; he cried aloud: 〃This incident will for ever inspire those
who have any sense of beauty to the fulfilment of our common task。
Believe me; we shall never sheathe the sword until the cause of humanity
and chivalry is safe once more。〃
Blink; ever uneasy about sounds which seemed to her to have no meaning;
stood up on her hind legs and endeavoured to stay them by licking his
face; and Mr。 Lavender; who had become so stiff that he could not stir
without great pain; had to content himself by moving his head feebly from
side to side until his dog; having taken her fill; resumed the
examination of her bone。 Perceiving presently that whenever he began to…
talk she began to lick his face; he remained silent; with his mouth open
and his eyes shut; in an almost unconscious condition; from which he was
roused by a voice saying:
〃He is suffering from alcoholic poisoning。〃
The monstrous injustice of these words restored his faculties; and seeing
before him what he took to be a large concourse of people composed in
reality of Joe Petty; Mrs。 Petty; and the doctorhe thus addressed them
in a faint; feverish voice:
〃The pressure of these times; ladies and gentlemen; brings to the fore
the most pushing and obstreperous blackguards。 We have amongst us
persons who; under the thin disguise of patriotism; do not scruple to
bring hideous charges against public men。 Such but serve the blood…
stained cause of our common enemies。 Conscious of the purity of our
private lives; we do not care what is said of us so long as we can fulfil
our duty to our country。 Abstinence from every form of spirituous liquor
has been the watchword of all public men since this land was first
threatened by the most stupendous cataclysm which ever hung over the
heads of a great democracy。 We have never ceased to preach the need for
it; and those who say the contrary are largely Germans or persons lost to
a sense of decency。〃 So saying; he threw off all the bedclothes; and
fell back with a groan。
〃Easy; easy; my dear sir!〃 said the voice。
〃Have you a pain in your back?〃
〃I shall not submit;〃 returned our hero; 〃to the ministrations of a Hun;
sooner will I breathe my last。〃
〃Turn him over;〃 said the voice。 And Mr。 Lavender found himself on his
face。
〃Do you feel that?〃 said the voice。
Mr。 Lavender answered faintly into his pillow:
〃It is useless for you to torture me。 No German hand shall wring from me
a groan。〃
〃Is there mania in his family?〃 asked the voice。 At this cruel insult
Mr。 Lavender; who was nearly smothered; made a great effort; and clearing
his mouth of the pillow; said:
〃Since we have no God nowadays; I call the God of my fathers to witness
that there is no saner public man than I。〃
It was; however; his last effort; for the wriggle he had given to his
spine brought on a kind of vertigo; and he relapsed into unconsciousness。
V
IS CONVICTED OF A NEW DISEASE
Those who were assembled round the bed of Mr。 Lavender remained for a
moment staring at him with their mouths open; while Blink growled faintly
from underneath。
〃Put your hand here;〃 said the doctor at last。
There is a considerable swelling; an appearance of inflammation; and the
legs are a curious colour。 You gave him three…quarters of a tumbler of
rumhow much honey?〃
Thus addressed; Joe P