the burning spear-第6章
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IV
INTO THE DANGERS OF A PUBLIC LIFE
〃At what time is my meeting?〃 thought Mr。 Lavender vaguely; gazing at the
light filtering through the Venetian blind。 〃Blink!〃
His dog; who was lying beside his bed gnawing a bone which with some
presence of mind she had brought in; raised herself and regarded him with
the innocence of her species。 〃She has an air of divine madness;〃
thought Mr。 Lavender; which is very pleasing to me。 I have a terrible
headache。〃 And seeing a bellrope near his hand he pulled it。
A voice said: 〃Yes; sir。〃
〃I wish to see my; servant; Joe Petty;〃 said Lavender。 〃I shall not
require any breakfast thank you。 What is the population of High Barnet?〃
〃I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about; sir;〃 answered the
voice; which seemed to be that of his housekeeper; 〃but you can't see
Joe; he's gone out with a flea in his ear。 The idea of his letting you
get your feet wet like that!
〃How is this?〃 said Mr。 Lavender。 〃I thought you were the chambermaid of
the inn at High Barnet?〃
〃No; indeed;〃 said Mrs。 Petty soothingly; placing a thermometer in his
mouth。 〃Smoke that a minute; sir。 Oh! look at what this dog's brought
in! Fie!〃 And taking the bone between thumb and finger she cast it out
of the window; while Blink; aware that she was considered in the wrong;
and convinced that she was in the right; spread out her left paw; laid
her head on her right paw; and pressed her chin hard against it。 Mrs。
Petty; returning from the window; stood above her master; who lay gazing
up with the thermometer jutting out through the middle of his moustache。
〃I thought so!〃 she said; removing it; 〃a hundred and one。 No getting up
for you; sir! That Joe!〃
〃Mrs。 Petty;〃 said Mr。 Lavender rather feebly; for his head pained him
excessively; 〃bring me the morning papers。〃
〃No; sir。 The thermometer bursts at an an' ten。 I'll bring you the
doctor。〃
Mr。 Lavender was about to utter a protest when he reflected that all
public men had doctors。
〃About the bulletin?〃 he said faintly。
〃What?〃 ejaculated Mrs。 Petty; whose face seemed to Mr。 Lavender to have
become all cheekbones; eyes; and shadows。 Joe never said a about a
bullet。 Where? and however did you get it in?
〃I did not say 'bullet in';〃 murmured Mr。 Lavender closing his eyes! 〃I
said bulletin。 They have it。〃
At this mysterious sentence Mrs。 Petty lifted her hands; and muttering
the word 〃Ravin'!〃 hastened from the room。 No sooner had she gone;
however; than Blink; whose memory was perfect; rose; and going to the
window placed her forepaws on the sill。 Seeing her bone shining on the
lawn below; with that disregard of worldly consequence which she shared
with all fine characters; she leaped through。 The rattle of the Venetian
blind disturbed Mr。 Lavender from the lethargy to which he had reverted。
〃Mr。 John Lavender passed a good night;〃 he thought; 〃but his condition
is still critical。〃 And in his disordered imagination he seemed to see
people outside Tube stations; standing stock…still in the middle of the
traffic; reading that bulletin in the evening papers。 〃Let me see;〃 he
mused; 〃how will they run? To…morrow I shall be better; but not yet able
to leave my bed; the day after to…morrow I shall have a slight relapse;
and my condition will still give cause for anxiety; on the day following…
…What is that noise。 For a sound like the whiffling of a wind through
dry sticks combined with the creaking of a saw had; impinged on his
senses。 It was succeeded by scratching。 〃Blink!〃 said Mr。 Lavender。
A heartrending whine came from outside the door。 Mr。 Lavender rose and
opened it。 His dog came in carrying her bone; and putting it down by the
bed divided her attention between it and her master's legs; revealed by
the nightshirt which; in deference to the great Disraeli; he had never
abandoned in favour of pyjamas。 Having achieved so erect a posture Mr。
Lavender; whose heated imagination had now carried him to the
convalescent stage of his indisposition; felt that a change of air would
do him good; and going to the window; leaned out above a lilac…tree。
〃Mr。 John Lavender〃 he murmured; 〃has gone to his seat to recuperate
before resuming his public duties。
While he stood there his attention was distracted by a tall young lady of
fine build and joyous colour; who was watering some sweet…peas in the
garden of the adjoining castle: Naturally delicate; Mr。 Lavender at once
sought a jacket; and; having put it on; resumed his position at the
window。 He had not watched her more than two minutes before he saw that
she was cultivating soil; and; filled with admiration; he leaned still
further out; and said:
〃My dear young madam; you are doing a great work。〃
Thus addressed; the young lady; who had those roving grey eyes which see
everything and betoken a large nature not devoid of merry genius; looked
up and smiled。
〃Believe me;〃 continued Mr。 Lavender; 〃no task in these days is so
important as the cultivation of the soil; now that we are fighting to the
last man and the last dollar every woman and child in th islands should
put their hands to the plough。 And at that word his vision became
feverishly enlarged; so that he seemed to see not merely the young lady;
but quantities of young ladies; filling the whole garden。
〃This;〃 he went on; raising his voice; 〃is the psychological moment; the
turning…point in the history of these islands。 The defeat of our common
enemies imposes on us the sacred duty of feeding ourselves once more。
'There is a tide in the affairs of men which taken at the flood leads on
to Oh!〃 For in his desire to stir his audience; Mr。 Lavender had
reached out too far; and losing foothold on his polished bedroom floor;
was slipping down into the lilac…bush。 He was arrested by a jerk from
behind; where Blink; moved by this sudden elopement of her master; had
seized him by the nightshirt tails; and was staying his descent。
〃Is anything up?〃 said the young lady。
〃I have lost my balance;〃 thickly answered Mr。 Lavender; whose blood was
running to his head; which was now lower than his feet。〃 Fortunately; my
dog seems to be holding me from behind。 But if someone could assist her
it would be an advantage; for I fear that I am slipping。〃
〃Hold on!〃 cried the young lady。 And breaking through the low privet
hedge which separated the domains; she vanished beneath him with a low
gurgling sound。
Mr。 Lavender; who dared not speak again for fear that Blink; hearing his
voice; might let go to answer; remained suspended; torn with anxiety
about his costume。 〃If she comes in;〃 he thought; 〃I shall die from
shame。 And if she doesn't; I shall die from a broken neck。 What a
dreadful alternative! And he firmly grasped the most substantial lilac…
boughs within; his reach; listening with the ears of a hare for any sound
within the room; in which he no longer was to any appreciable extent。
Then the thought of what a public man should feel in his position came to
his rescue。 〃We die but once;〃 he mused; 〃rather than shock that
charming lady let me seek oblivion。〃 And the words of his obituary notice
at once began to dance before his eyes。 〃This great public servant
honoured his country no less in his death than in his life。' Then
striking out vigorously with his feet he launched his body forward。 The
words 〃My goodness resounded above him; as all restraining influence was
suddenly relaxed; Mr。 Lavender slid into the lilac…bush; turned heels
over head; and fell bump on the ground。 He lay there at full; length;
conscious of everything; and especially of the faces of Blink and the
young lady looking down on him from the window。
〃Are you hurt?〃 she called。
〃No;〃 said Mr。 Lavender that iseryes;〃 he added; ever scrupulously
exact。
〃I'm coming down;〃 said the young lady。
〃Don't move!