the burning spear-第3章
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frenzy。 Swaying slightly from side to side; with billowing bag; it
gathered speed; and; turning a corner; took road for the country。 Mr。
Lavender; somewhat dazed; for the indiarubber had been hard; sat gazing
through the little back window at the great city he was leaving。 His
lips moved; expressing unconsciously the sentiments of innumerable Lord
Mayors: 〃Greatest City in the world; Queen of Commerce; whose full heart
I can still hear beating behind me; in mingled pride and regret I leave
you。 With the most sacred gratitude I lay down my office。 I go to other
work; whose Joe!〃
〃Sir?〃
〃Do you see that?〃
〃I see your 'ead; that's all; sir。〃
〃We seem to be followed by a little column of dust; which keeps ever at
the same distance in the middle of the road。 Do you think it can be an
augury。〃
〃No; I should think it's a dog。〃
〃In that case; hold hard!〃 said Mr。 Lavender; who had a weakness for
dog's。 Joe slackened the car's pace; and leaned his head round the
comer。 The column of dust approached rapidly。
〃It is a dog;〃 said Mr。 Lavender it's Blink。〃
The female sheep…dog; almost flat with the ground from speed; emerged
from the dust; wild with hair and anxiety; white on the cheeks and
chest and top of the head; and grey in the body and the very little tail;
and passed them like a streak of lightning。
〃Get on!〃 cried Mr。 Lavender; excited; 〃follow her she's trying to catch
us up!〃
Joe urged on the car; which responded gallantly; swaying from side to
side; while the gas…bag bellied and shook; but the faster it went the
faster the sheep…dog flew in front of it。
〃This is dreadful!〃 said Mr。 Lavender in anguish; leaning far out。
〃Blink! Blink!
His cries were drowned in the roar of the car。
〃Damn the brute!〃 muttered Joe at this rate she'll be over the edge in
'alf a mo'。 Wherever does she think we are?〃
〃Blink! Blink!〃 wailed Mr。 Lavender。 〃Get on; Joe; get on! She's
gaining on us!〃
〃Well I never see anything like this;〃 said Joe; 〃chasin' wot's chasing
you! Hi! Hi!〃
Urged on by their shouts and the noise of the pursuing car; the poor dog
redoubled her efforts to rejoin her master; and Mr。 Lavender; Joe; and
the car; which had begun to emit the most lamentable creaks and odours;
redoubled theirs。
〃I shall bust her up;〃 said Joe。
〃I care not!〃 cried Mr。 Lavender。 〃I must recover the dog。〃
They flashed through the outskirts of the Garden City。 〃Stop her; stop
her!〃 called Mr。 Lavender to such of the astonished inhabitants as they
had already left behind。 〃This is a nightmare; Joe!〃
〃'It's a blinkin' day…dream;〃 returned Joe; forcing the car to an
expiring spurt。
〃If she gets to that 'ill before we ketch 'er; we're done; the old geyser
can't 'alf crawl up 'ills。〃
〃We're gaining;〃 shrieked Mr。 Lavender; 〃I can see her tongue。〃
As though it heard his voice; the car leaped forward and stopped with a
sudden and most formidable jerk; the door burst open; and Mr。 Lavender
fell out upon his sheep…dog。
Fortunately they were in the only bed of nettles in that part of the
world; and its softness and that of Blink assuaged the severity of his
fall; yet it was some minutes before he regained the full measure of his
faculties。 He came to himself sitting on a milestone; with his dog on
her hind legs between his knees; licking his face clean; and panting down
his throat。
〃Joe;〃 he said; 〃where are you〃?
The voice of Joe replied from underneath the car: 〃Here sir。 She's
popped。〃
〃Do you mean that our journey is arrested?〃
〃Ah! We're in irons。 You may as well walk 'ome; sir。 It ain't two
miles。
〃No! no!〃 said Mr。 Lavender。 〃We passed the Garden City a little way
back ; I could go and hold a meeting。 How long will you be?〃
〃A day or two;〃 said Joe。
Mr。 Lavender sighed; and at this manifestation of his grief his sheep…dog
redoubled her efforts to comfort him。 〃Nothing becomes one more than the
practice of philosophy;〃 he thought。 〃I always admired those great
public men who in moments of national peril can still dine with a good
appetite。 We will sit in the car a little; for I have rather a pain; and
think over a speech。〃 So musing he mounted the car; followed by his dog;
and sat down in considerable discomfort。
〃What subject can I choose for a Garden City?〃 he thought; and
remembering that he had with him the speech of a bishop on the subject of
babies; he dived into his bundle of literature; and extracting a pamphlet
began to con its periods。 A sharp blow from a hammer on the bottom of the
car just below where Blink was sitting caused him to pause and the dog to
rise and examine her tiny tail。
〃Curious;〃 thought Mr。 Lavender dreamily; 〃how Joe always does the right
thing in the wrong place。 He is very English。〃 The hammering continued;
and the dog; who traced it to the omnipotence of her master; got up on
the seat where she could lick his face。 Mr。 Lavender was compelled to
stop。
〃Joe;〃 he said; leaning out and down; 〃must you?〃
The face of Joe; very red; leaned out and up。 〃What's the matter now;
sir?〃
〃I am preparing a speech; must you hammer?〃
〃No;〃returned Joe; 〃I needn't。〃
〃I don't wish you to waste your time;〃 said Mr Lavender。
〃Don't worry about that; sir;〃 replied Joe; 〃there's plenty to do。〃
〃In that case I shall be glad to finish my speech。〃
Mr。 Lavender resumed his seat and Blink her position on the floor; with
her head on his feet。 The sound of his voice soon rose again in the car
like the buzzing of large flies。 〃'If we are to win this war we must
have an ever…increasing population。 In town and countryside; in the
palace and the slum; above all in the Garden City; we must have babies。'〃
Here Blink; who had been regarding him with lustrous eyes; leaped on to
his knees and licked his mouth。 Again Mr。 Lavender was compelled to
stop。
〃Down; Blink; down! I am not speaking to you。 'The future of our
country depends on the little citizens born now。 I especially appeal to
women。 It is to them we must look'〃
〃Will you 'ave a glass; sir?〃
Mr。 Lavender saw before him a tumbler containing a yellow fluid。
〃Joe;〃 he said sadly; 〃you know my rule〃
〃'Ere's the exception; sir。〃
Mr。 Lavender sighed。 〃 No; no; I must practise what I preach。 I shall
soon be rousing the people on the liquor question; too。〃
Well; 'ere's luck;〃 said Joe; draining the glass。 〃Will you 'ave a slice
of 'am?〃
〃That would not be amiss;〃 said Mr。 Lavender; taking Joe's knife with the
slice of ham upon its point。 〃'It is to them that we must look;'〃 he
resumed; 〃'to rejuvenate the Empire and make good the losses in the
firing…line。'〃 And he raised the knife to his mouth。 No result
followed; while Blink wriggled on her base and licked her lips。
〃Blink!〃 said Mr。 Lavender reproachfully。 〃Joe!〃
〃Sir!〃
〃When you've finished your lunch and repaired the car you will find me in
the Town Hall or market…place。 Take care of Blink。 I'll tie her up。
Have you some string?〃
Having secured his dog to the handle of the door and disregarded the
intensity of her gaze; Mr。 Lavender walked back towards the Garden City
with a pamphlet in one hand and a crutch…handled stick in the other。
Restoring the ham to its nest behind his feet; Joe finished the bottle of
Bass。 〃This is a bit of all right!〃 he thought dreamily。 Lie down; you
bitch! Quiet! How can I get my nap while you make that row? Lie down!
That's better。〃
Blink was silent; gnawing at her string。 The smile deepened on Joe's
face; his head fell a little one side his mouth fell open a fly flew into
it。
〃Ah!〃 he thought; spitting it out; 〃dog's quiet now。〃 He slept。
III
MR。 LAVENDER ADDRESSES A CROWD OF HUNS
〃'Give them ginger!'〃 thought Mr。 Lavender; approach