the burning spear-第12章
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what。〃
〃But what is his what?〃
〃He's got a message。 They're in the air; you know。〃
〃I haven't come across them;〃 said the old lady。 〃I fear I live a very
quiet lifeexcept for picking over sphagnum moss。〃
〃Oh; well! There's no hurry。〃
〃Well; I shall tell my nephew what I've seen;〃 said the old lady。 〃Good…
bye。〃
〃Good…bye;〃 responded the young; and; picking up her yellow book; she got
back into the hammock and relighted her cigarette。
VII
SEES AND EDITOR; AND FINDS A FARMER
Not for some days after his fall from the window did Mr。 Lavender begin
to regain the elasticity of body necessary to the resumption of public
life。 He spent the hours profitably; however; in digesting the
newspapers and storing ardour。 On Tuesday morning; remembering that no
proof of his interview had yet been sent him; and feeling that he ought
not to neglect so important a matter; he set forth to the office of the
great journal from which; in the occult fashion of the faithful; he was
convinced the reporter had come。 While he was asking for the editor in
the stony entrance; a young man who was passing looked at him attentively
and said: 〃Ah; sir; here you are! He's waiting for you。 Come up; will
you?〃
Mr。 Lavender followed up some stairs; greatly gratified at the thought
that he was expected。 The young man led him through one or two swing
doors into an outer office; where a young woman was typing。
Mr。 Lavender shook his head; and sat down on the edge of a green leather
chair。 The editor; resuming his seat; crossed his legs deferentially;
and sinking his chin again on his chest; began:
〃About your article。 My only trouble; of course; is that I'm running
that stunt on British prisonersgreat success! You've seen it; I
suppose?〃
〃Yes; indeed;〃 said Mr。 Lavender; I read you every day。
The editor made a little movement which showed that he was flattered; and
sinking his chin still further into his chest; resumed:
〃It might run another week; or it might fall down to…morrowyou never
can tell。 But I'm getting lots of letters。 Tremendous public interest。〃
〃Yes; yes;〃 assented Mr。 Lavender; 〃it's most important。〃
〃Of course; we might run yours with it;〃 said the editor。 〃But I don't
know; I think it'd kill the other。 Still〃
〃I shouldn't like〃 began Mr。 Lavender。
〃I don't believe in giving them more than they want; you know;〃 resumed
the editor。 〃I think I'll have my news editor in;〃 and he blew into a
tube。 〃Send me Mr。 Crackamup。 This thing of yours is very important;
sir。 Suppose we began to run it on Thursday。 Yes; I should think
they'll be tired of British prisoners by then。〃
〃Don't let me;〃 began Mr。 Lavender。
The editor's eye became unveiled for the Moment。 〃You'll be wanting to
take it somewhere else if weQuite! Well; I think we could run them
together。 See here; Mr。 Crackamup〃Mr。 Lavender saw a small man like
Beethoven frowning from behind spectacles could we run this German
prisoner stunt alongside the British; or d'you think it would kill it?〃
Mr。 Lavender almost rose from his chair in surprise。 〃Are you〃 he
said; 〃is it〃
The small man hiccoughed; and said in a raw voice:
〃The letters are falling off。〃
〃Ah!〃 murmured the editor; 〃I thought we should be through by Thursday。
We'll start this new stunt Thursday。 Give it all prominence; Crackamup。
It'll focus fury。 All to the goodall to the good。 Opinion's ripe。〃
Then for a moment he seemed to hesitate; and his chin sank back on his
chest。 〃I don't know;〃 he murmured of course it may〃
〃Please;〃 began Mr。 Lavender; rising; while the small man hiccoughed
again。 The two motions seemed to determine the editor。
〃That's all right; sir; 〃 he said; rising also; 〃that's quite all right。
We'll say Thursday; and risk it。 Thursday; Crackamup。 〃And he held out
his hand to Mr。 Lavender。 〃Good morning; sir; good morning。 Delighted
to have seen you。 You wouldn't put your name to it? Well; well; it
doesn't matter; only you could have written it。 The turn of phrase
immense! They'll tumble all right!〃 And Mr。 Lavender found himself;
with Mr。 Crackamup; in the lobby。 〃It's bewildering;〃 he thought; 〃how
quickly he settled that。 And yet he had such repose。 But is there some
mistake?〃 He was about to ask his companion; but with a distant hiccough
the small man had vanished。 Thus deserted; Mr。 Lavender was in two minds
whether to ask to be readmitted; when the four gentlemen with notebooks
repassed him in single file into the editor's room。
〃My name is Lavender;〃 he said resolutely to the young woman。 〃Is that
all right?〃
〃Quite;〃 she answered; without looking up。
Mr。 Lavender went out slowly; thinking; 〃I may perhaps have said more in
that interview than I remember。 Next time I really will insist on having
a proof。 Or have they taken me for some other public man?〃 This notion
was so disagreeable; however; that he dismissed it; and passed into the
street。
On Thursday; the day fixed for his fresh tour of public speaking; he
opened the great journal eagerly。 Above the third column was the
headline: OUR VITAL DUTY: BY A GREAT PUBLIC MAN。 〃That must be it;〃 he
thought。 The article; which occupied just a column of precious space;
began with an appeal so moving that before he had read twenty lines Mr。
Lavender had identified himself completely with the writer; and if anyone
had told him that he had not uttered these sentiments; he would have
given him the lie direct。 Working from heat to heat the article finished
in a glorious outburst with a passionate appeal to the country to starve
all German prisoners。
Mr。 Lavender put it down in a glow of exultation。 〃I shall translate
words into action;〃 he thought; 〃I shall at once visit a rural district
where German prisoners are working on the land; and see that the farmers
do their duty。 〃And; forgetting in his excitement to eat his breakfast;
he put the journal in his pocket; wrapped himself in his dust…coat and
broad…brimmed hat; and went out to his car; which was drawn up; with
Blink; who had not forgotten her last experience; inside。
〃We will go to a rural district; Joe;〃 he said; getting in。
〃Very good; sir;〃 answered Joe ; and; unnoticed by the population; they
glided into the hazy heat of the June morning。
〃Well; what abaht it; sir?〃 said Joe; after they had proceeded for some
three hours。 〃Here we are。〃
Mr。 Lavender; who had been lost in the beauty of the scenes through which
he was passing; awoke from reverie; and said:
〃I am looking for German prisoners; Joe; if you see a farmer; you might
stop。〃
〃Any sort of farmer?〃 asked Joe。
〃Is there more than one sort?〃 returned Mr。 Lavender; smiling。
Joe cocked his eye。 〃Ain't you never lived in the country; sir?〃
〃Not for more than a few weeks at a time; Joe; unless Rochester counts。
Of course; I know Eastbourne very well。〃
〃I know Eastbourne from the inside;〃 said Joe discursively。 〃I was a
waiter there once。〃
〃An interesting life; a waiter's; Joe; I should think。〃
〃Ah! Everything comes to 'im who waits; they say。 But abaht farmers
you've got a lot to learn; sir。〃
〃I am always conscious of that; Joe; the ramifications of public life are
innumerable。〃
〃I could give you some rummikins abaht farmers。 I once travelled in
breeches。〃
〃You seem to have done a great many things Joe。〃
〃That's right; sir。 I've been a sailor; a 'traveller;' a waiter; a
scene…shifter; and a shover; and I don't know which was the cushiest job。
But; talking of farmers: there's the old English type that wears
Bedfordsdon't you go near 'im; 'e bites。 There's the modern scientific
farmer; but it'll take us a week to find 'im。 And there's the small…
'older; wearin' trahsers; likely as not; I don't think 'e'd be any use to
you。
〃What