roughing it-第4章

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at　once；　and　then　there　was　no　safe　place　in　all　the　region　round　about；
but　behind　it。

We　took　two　or　three　blankets　for　protection　against　frosty　weather　in
the　mountains。　　In　the　matter　of　luxuries　we　were　modestwe　took　none
along　but　some　pipes　and　five　pounds　of　smoking　tobacco。　　We　had　two
large　canteens　to　carry　water　in；　between　stations　on　the　Plains；　and　we
also　took　with　us　a　little　shot…bag　of　silver　coin　for　daily　expenses　in
the　way　of　breakfasts　and　dinners。

By　eight　o'clock　everything　was　ready；　and　we　were　on　the　other　side　of
the　river。　　We　jumped　into　the　stage；　the　driver　cracked　his　whip；　and　we
bowled　away　and　left　〃the　States〃　behind　us。　　It　was　a　superb　summer
morning；　and　all　the　landscape　was　brilliant　with　sunshine。　　There　was　a
freshness　and　breeziness；　too；　and　an　exhilarating　sense　of　emancipation
from　all　sorts　of　cares　and　responsibilities；　that　almost　made　us　feel
that　the　years　we　had　spent　in　the　close；　hot　city；　toiling　and　slaving；
had　been　wasted　and　thrown　away。　　We　were　spinning　along　through　Kansas；
and　in　the　course　of　an　hour　and　a　half　we　were　fairly　abroad　on　the
great　Plains。　　Just　here　the　land　was　rollinga　grand　sweep　of　regular
elevations　and　depressions　as　far　as　the　eye　could　reachlike　the
stately　heave　and　swell　of　the　ocean's　bosom　after　a　storm。　　And
everywhere　were　cornfields；　accenting　with　squares　of　deeper　green；　this
limitless　expanse　of　grassy　land。　　But　presently　this　sea　upon　dry　ground
was　to　lose　its　〃rolling〃　character　and　stretch　away　for　seven　hundred
miles　as　level　as　a　floor！

Our　coach　was　a　great　swinging　and　swaying　stage；　of　the　most　sumptuous
descriptionan　imposing　cradle　on　wheels。　　It　was　drawn　by　six　handsome
horses；　and　by　the　side　of　the　driver　sat　the　〃conductor；〃　the　legitimate
captain　of　the　craft；　for　it　was　his　business　to　take　charge　and　care　of
the　mails；　baggage；　express　matter；　and　passengers。　　We　three　were　the
only　passengers；　this　trip。　　We　sat　on　the　back　seat；　inside。　　About　all
the　rest　of　the　coach　was　full　of　mail　bagsfor　we　had　three　days'
delayed　mails　with　us。　　Almost　touching　our　knees；　a　perpendicular　wall
of　mail　matter　rose　up　to　the　roof。　　There　was　a　great　pile　of　it
strapped　on　top　of　the　stage；　and　both　the　fore　and　hind　boots　were　full。
We　had　twenty…seven　hundred　pounds　of　it　aboard；　the　driver　said〃a
little　for　Brigham；　and　Carson；　and　'Frisco；　but　the　heft　of　it　for　the
Injuns；　which　is　powerful　troublesome　'thout　they　get　plenty　of　truck　to
read。〃　But　as　he　just　then　got　up　a　fearful　convulsion　of　his　countenance
which　was　suggestive　of　a　wink　being　swallowed　by　an　earthquake；　we
guessed　that　his　remark　was　intended　to　be　facetious；　and　to　mean　that　we
would　unload　the　most　of　our　mail　matter　somewhere　on　the　Plains　and
leave　it　to　the　Indians；　or　whosoever　wanted　it。

We　changed　horses　every　ten　miles；　all　day　long；　and　fairly　flew　over　the
hard；　level　road。　　We　jumped　out　and　stretched　our　legs　every　time　the
coach　stopped；　and　so　the　night　found　us　still　vivacious　and　unfatigued。

After　supper　a　woman　got　in；　who　lived　about　fifty　miles　further　on；　and
we　three　had　to　take　turns　at　sitting　outside　with　the　driver　and
conductor。　　Apparently　she　was　not　a　talkative　woman。　　She　would　sit
there　in　the　gathering　twilight　and　fasten　her　steadfast　eyes　on　a
mosquito　rooting　into　her　arm；　and　slowly　she　would　raise　her　other　hand
till　she　had　got　his　range；　and　then　she　would　launch　a　slap　at　him　that
would　have　jolted　a　cow；　and　after　that　she　would　sit　and　contemplate　the
corpse　with　tranquil　satisfactionfor　she　never　missed　her　mosquito；　she
was　a　dead　shot　at　short　range。　　She　never　removed　a　carcase；　but　left
them　there　for　bait。　　I　sat　by　this　grim　Sphynx　and　watched　her　kill
thirty　or　forty　mosquitoeswatched　her；　and　waited　for　her　to　say
something；　but　she　never　did。　　So　I　finally　opened　the　conversation
myself。　　I　said：

〃The　mosquitoes　are　pretty　bad；　about　here；　madam。〃

〃You　bet！〃

〃What　did　I　understand　you　to　say；　madam？〃

〃You　BET！〃

Then　she　cheered　up；　and　faced　around　and　said：

〃Danged　if　I　didn't　begin　to　think　you　fellers　was　deef　and　dumb。　　I　did；
b'gosh。　　Here　I've　sot；　and　sot；　and　sot；　a…bust'n　muskeeters　and
wonderin'　what　was　ailin'　ye。　　Fust　I　thot　you　was　deef　and　dumb；　then　I
thot　you　was　sick　or　crazy；　or　suthin'；　and　then　by　and　by　I　begin　to
reckon　you　was　a　passel　of　sickly　fools　that　couldn't　think　of　nothing　to
say。　　Wher'd　ye　come　from？〃

The　Sphynx　was　a　Sphynx　no　more！　　The　fountains　of　her　great　deep　were
broken　up；　and　she　rained　the　nine　parts　of　speech　forty　days　and　forty
nights；　metaphorically　speaking；　and　buried　us　under　a　desolating　deluge
of　trivial　gossip　that　left　not　a　crag　or　pinnacle　of　rejoinder
projecting　above　the　tossing　waste　of　dislocated　grammar　and　decomposed
pronunciation！

How　we　suffered；　suffered；　suffered！　　She　went　on；　hour　after　hour；　till
I　was　sorry　I　ever　opened　the　mosquito　question　and　gave　her　a　start。
She　never　did　stop　again　until　she　got　to　her　journey's　end　toward
daylight；　and　then　she　stirred　us　up　as　she　was　leaving　the　stage　（for　we
were　nodding；　by　that　time）；　and　said：

〃Now　you　git　out　at　Cottonwood；　you　fellers；　and　lay　over　a　couple　o'
days；　and　I'll　be　along　some　time　to…night；　and　if　I　can　do　ye　any　good
by　edgin'　in　a　word　now　and　then；　I'm　right　thar。　　Folks'll　tell　you't
I've　always　ben　kind　o'　offish　and　partic'lar　for　a　gal　that's　raised　in
the　woods；　and　I　am　；　with　the　rag…tag　and　bob…tail；　and　a　gal　has　to　be；
if　she　wants　to　be　anything；　but　when　people　comes　along　which　is　my
equals；　I　reckon　I'm　a　pretty　sociable　heifer　after　all。〃

We　resolved　not　to　〃lay　by　at　Cottonwood。〃




CHAPTER　III。

About　an　hour　and　a　half　before　daylight　we　were　bowling　along　smoothly
over　the　roadso　smoothly　that　our　cradle　only　rocked　in　a　gentle；
lulling　way；　that　was　gradually　soothing　us　to　sleep；　and　dulling　our
consciousnesswhen　something　gave　away　under　us！　　We　were　dimly　aware　of
it；　but　indifferent　to　it。　　The　coach　stopped。　　We　heard　the　driver　and
conductor　talking　together　outside；　and　rummaging　for　a　lantern；　and
swearing　because　they　could　not　find　itbut　we　had　no　interest　in
whatever　had　happened；　and　it　only　added　to　our　comfort　to　think　of　those
people　out　there　at　work　in　the　murky　night；　and　we　snug　in　our　nest　with
the　curtains　drawn。　　But　presently；　by　the　sounds；　there　seemed　to　be　an
examination　going　on；　and　then　the　driver's　voice　said：

〃By　George；　the　thoroughbrace　is　broke！〃

This　startled　me　broad　awakeas　an　undefined　sense　of　calamity　is　always
apt　to　do。　　I　said　to　myself：　〃Now；　a　thoroughbrace　is　probably　part　of　a
horse；　and　doubtless　a　vital　part；　too；　from　the　dismay　in　the　driver's
voice。　　Leg；　maybeand　yet　how　could　he　break　his　leg　waltzing　along
such　a　road　as　this？　　No；　it　can't　be　his　leg。　　That　is　impossible；
unless　he　was　reaching　for　the　driver。　　Now；　what　can　be　the
thoroughbrace　of　a　horse；　I　wonder？　　Well；　whatever　comes；　I　shall　not
air　my　ignorance　in　this　crowd；　anyway。〃

Just　then　the　conductor's　face　appeared　at　a　lifted　curtain；　and　his
lantern　glared　in　on　us　and　our　wall　of　mail　matter。　　He　said：
〃Gents；　you'll　have　to　turn　out　a　spell。　　Thoroughbrace　is　broke。〃

We　climbed　out　into　a　chill　drizzle；　and　felt　ever　so　homeless　and
dreary。　　When　I　found　that　the　thing　they　called　a　〃thoroughbrace〃　was
the　massive　combination　of　belts　and　springs　which　the　coach　rocks　itself
in；　I　said　to　the　driver：

〃I　never　saw　a　thoroughbrace　used　up　like　that；　before；　that　I　can
remember。　　How　did　it　happen？〃

〃Why；　it　happened　by　trying　to　make　one　coach　carry　three　days'　mail
that's　how　it　happened；〃　said　he。　　〃And　right　here　is　the　very　direction
which　is　wrote　on　all　the　newspaper…bags　which　was　to　be　put　out　for　the
Injuns　for　to　keep　'em　quiet。　　It's　most　uncommon　lucky；　becuz　it's　so
nation　dark　I　should　'a'　gone　by　unbeknowns　if　that　air　thoroughbrace
hadn't　broke。〃

I　knew　that　he　was　in　labor　with　another　of　those　winks　of　his；　though　I
could　not　see　his　face；　because　he　was　bent　down　at　work；　and　wishing　him
a　safe　delivery；　I　turned　to　and　helped　th