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…place of the sandwiches and devoured them all。

Now when the hour of feasting was come; a corporal was dispatched for the dainty dish; when; lo; and behold! it had vanished。 The plebesfor who else could thus have secretly devoured themwere brought to account and the guilty ones discovered。 They were severely censured in that contemptuous manner in which only a cadet; an upper classman; can censure a plebe; and threatened with hazing and all sorts of unpleasantness。

Next morning they were called forth and marched ingloriously to the presence of the commandant。 Upon learning the object of the visit he turned to the chief criminalthe finder of the sandwiches and asked him; 〃Why did you eat all the sandwiches; Mr。 S?〃

〃I didn't eat them all up; sir。 I ate only fifteen;〃 was his ready reply。

The gravity of the occasion; coupled with the enormity of the feast; was too much; and the commandant turned away his head to conceal the laughter he could not withhold。 The plebe himself was rather short and fleshy; and the picture of mirth。 Indeed to see him walking even along the company street was enough to call forth laughter either at him as he waddled along or at the humorous remarks the act called forth from onlooking cadets。

He was confined to one of the guard tents by order of the commandant; and directed by him to submit a written explanation for eating all the sandwiches of the guard。 The explanation was unsatisfactory; and the gentleman received some other light punishment; the nature of which has at this late day escaped my memory。

The other plebe; being only a particeps criminis; was not so severely punished。 A reprimand; I think; was the extent of his punishment。

The two gentlemen have long since gone where the 〃woodbine twineth〃that is; been found deficient in studies and dismissed。

There was a cadet in the corps who had a wonderful propensity for using the word 〃mighty。〃

With him everything was 〃mighty。〃 I honestly do not believe I ever heard him conversing when he did not use 〃mighty。〃

Speaking of me one day; and unconscious of my presence; he said; 〃I tell you he does 'mighty' well。〃

During drill at the siege battery on the 25th of April; 1876; an accident occurred which came near proving fatal to one of us。 I had myself just fired an 8…inch howitzer; and gone to the rear to observe the effect of the other shots。 One piece had been fired; and the command for the next to fire had been given。 I was watching intently the target when I was startled by the cry of some one near me; 〃Look out! look out!〃 I turned my eyes instinctively toward the piece just fired; but saw only smoke。 I then looked up and saw a huge black body of some kind moving rapidly over our heads。 It was not until the smoke had nearly disappeared that I knew what was the cause of the disturbance。 A number of cannoneers and our instructor were vociferously asking; 〃Anybody hurt? Anybody hurt?〃 We all moved up to the piece; and; finding no one was injured; examined it。 The piece; a 41/2…inch rifle; mounted on a siege carriage; had broken obliquely from the trunnions downward and to the rear。 The re…enforce thus severed from the chase broke into three parts; the nob of the cascabel; and the other portion split in the direction of the bore。 The right half of the re…enforce; together with the nob of the cascabel; were projected into the air; describing a curve over our heads; and falling at about twenty feet from the right of the battery; having passed over a horizontal distance of about sixty or seventy feet。 The left half was thrown obliquely to the ground; tearing away in its passage the left cheek of the carriage; and breaking the left trunnion plate。 A cannoneer was standing on the platform of the next piece on the left with the lanyard in his hand。 His feet were on two adjacent deck planks; his heels being on line with the edge of the platform。 These two planks were struck upon their ends; and moved bodily; with the cadet upon them; three or four inches from their proper place。 The bolts that held them and the adjacent planks together were broken; while not the slightest injury was done the cadet。

It was hardly to be believed; and was not until two or three of the other cannoneers had examined him and found him really uninjured。 It was simply miraculous。 The instructor sent the cannoneers to the rear; and fired the next gun himself。

After securing the pieces and replacing equipments; we were permitted to again examine the bursted gun; after which the battery was dismissed。

There had been some difficulty in loading the piece; especially in getting the projectile home。 It was supposed that this not being done properly caused the bursting。

I was one summer day enjoying a walk on 〃Flirtation。〃 I was alone; and; if I remember aright; 〃on Old Guard privileges。〃  Walking leisurely along I soon observed in front of me a number of young ladies; a servant girl; and several small children。

They were all busily occupied in gathering wild flowers; a kind of moss and ferns which grow here in abundance。 I was first seen by one of the children; a little girl。 She instantly fixed her eyes upon me; and began vociferating in a most joyous manner; 〃The colored cadet! the colored cadet! I'm going to tell mamma I've seen the colored cadet。〃

The servant girl endeavored to quiet her; but she continued as gayly as ever:

〃It's the colored cadet! I'm going to tell mamma。 I'm going to tell mamma I've seen the colored cadet。〃

All the others stopped gathering flowers; and watched me till I was out of sight。

A similar display of astonishment has occurred at every annual examination since I became a cadet; and on these occasions the ladies more than anybody else have been the ones to show it。

Whenever I took my place on the floor to receive my enunciation or to be questioned; I have observed whisperings; often audible; and gestures of surprise among the lady visitors。 I have frequently heard such exclamations as this:  〃Oh! there's the colored cadet! there's the colored cadet!〃

All of this naturally tended to confuse me; and it was only by determined effort that I maintained any degree of coolness。 Of course they did not intend to confuse me。 Nothing was; I dare say; further from their thoughts。 But they were women; and it never occurs to a woman to think before she speaks。

It was rather laughable to hear a cadet; who was expounding the theory of twilight; say; pointing to his figure on the blackboard: 〃If a spectator should cross this limit of the crepuscular zone he would enter into final darkness。〃

Now 〃final darkness;〃 as we usually understand it; refers to something having no resemblance whatever to the characteristics of the crepuscular zone。

The solemn manner in which he spoke it; together with their true significations; made the circumstance quite laughable。

The most ludicrous case of hazing I know of is; I think; the following:

For an unusual display of grossness a number of plebes were ordered by the cadet lieutenant on duty over them to report at his 〃house〃 at a specified hour。 They duly reported their presence; and were directed to assume the position of the soldier; facing the wall until released。 After silently watching them for a considerable time; the lieutenant; who had a remarkable penchant for joking; called two of them into the middle of the room。 He caused them to stand dos à dos; at a distance of about one foot from each other; and then bursting into a laugh; which he vainly endeavored to suppress; he commanded; 〃Second; exercise!〃

Now to execute this movement the hands are extended vertically over the head and the hands joined。 At the command 〃Two!〃 given when this is done; the arms are brought briskly forward and downward until the hands touch if possible the ground or floor。 The plebes having gone through the first motion; the lieutenant thus cautioned them:

〃When I say 'Two!' I want to see you men come down with life; and touch the floor。 Two!〃

At the command they both quickly; and 〃with life〃 brought their bodies forward and their arms downward; nay; they but attempted; for scarcely had they left the vertical ere their bodies collided; and they were each hurled impetuously; by the i

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