she stoops to conquer-第5章
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HARDCASTLE。 I beg； Mr。 Marlow； you'll use no ceremony in this house。
HASTINGS。 I fancy； Charles； you're right： the first blow is half the battle。 I intend opening the campaign with the white and gold。
HARDCASTLE。 Mr。 MarlowMr。 Hastingsgentlemenpray be under no constraint in this house。 This is Liberty…hall； gentlemen。 You may do just as you please here。
MARLOW。 Yet； George； if we open the campaign too fiercely at first； we may want ammunition before it is over。 I think to reserve the embroidery to secure a retreat。
HARDCASTLE。 Your talking of a retreat； Mr。 Marlow； puts me in mind of the Duke of Marlborough； when we went to besiege Denain。 He first summoned the garrison
MARLOW。 Don't you think the ventre d'or waistcoat will do with the plain brown？
HARDCASTLE。 He first summoned the garrison； which might consist of about five thousand men
HASTINGS。 I think not： brown and yellow mix but very poorly。
HARDCASTLE。 I say； gentlemen； as I was telling you； be summoned the garrison； which might consist of about five thousand men
MARLOW。 The girls like finery。
HARDCASTLE。 Which might consist of about five thousand men； well appointed with stores； ammunition； and other implements of war。 Now； says the Duke of Marlborough to George Brooks； that stood next to himyou must have heard of George BrooksI'll pawn my dukedom； says he； but I take that garrison without spilling a drop of blood。 So
MARLOW。 What； my good friend； if you gave us a glass of punch in the mean time； it would help us to carry on the siege with vigour。
HARDCASTLE。 Punch； sir！ （Aside。） This is the most unaccountable kind of modesty I ever met with。
MARLOW。 Yes； sir； punch。 A glass of warm punch； after our journey； will be comfortable。 This is Liberty…hall； you know。
HARDCASTLE。 Here's a cup； sir。
MARLOW。 （Aside。） So this fellow； in his Liberty…hall； will only let us have just what he pleases。
HARDCASTLE。 （Taking the cup。） I hope you'll find it to your mind。 I have prepared it with my own hands； and I believe you'll own the ingredients are tolerable。 Will you be so good as to pledge me； sir？ Here； Mr。 Marlow； here is to our better acquaintance。 ＇Drinks。＇
MARLOW。 （Aside。） A very impudent fellow this！ but he's a character； and I'll humour him a little。 Sir； my service to you。 ＇Drinks。＇
HASTINGS。 （Aside。） I see this fellow wants to give us his company； and forgets that he's an innkeeper； before he has learned to be a gentleman。
MARLOW。 From the excellence of your cup； my old friend； I suppose you have a good deal of business in this part of the country。 Warm work； now and then； at elections； I suppose。
HARDCASTLE。 No； sir； I have long given that work over。 Since our betters have hit upon the expedient of electing each other； there is no business 〃for us that sell ale。〃
HASTINGS。 So； then； you have no turn for politics； I find。
HARDCASTLE。 Not in the least。 There was a time； indeed； I fretted myself about the mistakes of government； like other people； but finding myself every day grow more angry； and the government growing no better； I left it to mend itself。 Since that； I no more trouble my head about Hyder Ally； or Ally Cawn； than about Ally Croker。 Sir； my service to you。
HASTINGS。 So that with eating above stairs； and drinking below； with receiving your friends within； and amusing them without； you lead a good pleasant bustling life of it。
HARDCASTLE。 I do stir about a great deal； that's certain。 Half the differences of the parish are adjusted in this very parlour。
MARLOW。 （After drinking。） And you have an argument in your cup； old gentleman； better than any in Westminster…hall。
HARDCASTLE。 Ay； young gentleman； that； and a little philosophy。
MARLOW。 （Aside。） Well； this is the first time I ever heard of an innkeeper's philosophy。
HASTINGS。 So then； like an experienced general； you attack them on every quarter。 If you find their reason manageable； you attack it with your philosophy； if you find they have no reason； you attack them with this。 Here's your health； my philosopher。 ＇Drinks。＇
HARDCASTLE。 Good； very good； thank you； ha！ ha！ Your generalship puts me in mind of Prince Eugene； when he fought the Turks at the battle of Belgrade。 You shall hear。
MARLOW。 Instead of the battle of Belgrade； I believe it's almost time to talk about supper。 What has your philosophy got in the house for supper？
HARDCASTLE。 For supper； sir！ （Aside。） Was ever such a request to a man in his own house？
MARLOW。 Yes； sir； supper； sir； I begin to feel an appetite。 I shall make devilish work to…night in the larder； I promise you。
HARDCASTLE。 （Aside。） Such a brazen dog sure never my eyes beheld。 （To him。） Why； really； sir； as for supper I can't well tell。 My Dorothy and the cook…maid settle these things between them。 I leave these kind of things entirely to them。
MARLOW。 You do； do you？
HARDCASTLE。 Entirely。 By the bye； I believe they are in actual consultation upon what's for supper this moment in the kitchen。
MARLOW。 Then I beg they'll admit me as one of their privy council。 It's a way I have got。 When I travel； I always chose to regulate my own supper。 Let the cook be called。 No offence I hope； sir。
HARDCASTLE。 O no； sir； none in the least； yet I don't know how； our Bridget； the cook…maid； is not very communicative upon these occasions。 Should we send for her； she might scold us all out of the house。
HASTINGS。 Let's see your list of the larder then。 I ask it as a favour。 I always match my appetite to my bill of fare。
MARLOW。 （To HARDCASTLE； who looks at them with surprise。） Sir； he's very right； and it's my way too。
HARDCASTLE。 Sir； you have a right to command here。 Here； Roger； bring us the bill of fare for to…night's supper： I believe it's drawn outYour manner； Mr。 Hastings； puts me in mind of my uncle； Colonel Wallop。 It was a saying of his； that no man was sure of his supper till he had eaten it。
HASTINGS。 （Aside。） All upon the high rope！ His uncle a colonel！ we shall soon hear of his mother being a justice of the peace。 But let's hear the bill of fare。
MARLOW。 （Perusing。） What's here？ For the first course； for the second course； for the dessert。 The devil； sir； do you think we have brought down a whole Joiners' Company； or the corporation of Bedford； to eat up such a supper？ Two or three little things； clean and comfortable； will do。
HASTINGS。 But let's hear it。
MARLOW。 （Reading。） For the first course； at the top； a pig and prune sauce。
HASTINGS。 Damn your pig； I say。
MARLOW。 And damn your prune sauce； say I。
HARDCASTLE。 And yet； gentlemen； to men that are hungry； pig with prune sauce is very good eating。
MARLOW。 At the bottom； a calf's tongue and brains。
HASTINGS。 Let your brains be knocked out； my good sir； I don't like them。
MARLOW。 Or you may clap them on a plate by themselves。 I do。
HARDCASTLE。 （Aside。） Their impudence confounds me。 （To them。） Gentlemen； you are my guests； make what alterations you please。 Is there anything else you wish to retrench or alter； gentlemen？
MARLOW。 Item； a pork pie； a boiled rabbit and sausages； a Florentine； a shaking pudding； and a dish of tifftafftaffety cream。
HASTINGS。 Confound your made dishes； I shall be as much at a loss in this house as at a green and yellow dinner at the French ambassador's table。 I'm for plain eating。
HARDCASTLE。 I'm sorry； gentlemen； that I have nothing you like； but if there be anything you have a particular fancy to
MARLOW。 Why； really； sir； your bill of fare is so exquisite； that any one part of it is full as good as another。 Send us what you please。 So much for supper。 And now to see that our beds are aired； and properly taken care of。
HARDCASTLE。 I entreat you'll leave that to me。 You shall not stir a step。
MARLOW。 Leave that to you！ I protest； sir； you must excuse me； I always look to these things myself。
HARDCASTLE。 I must insist； sir； you'll make yourself easy on that head。
MARLOW。 You see I'm resolved on it。 （Aside。） A very troublesome fellow this； as I ever met with。
HARDCASTLE。 Well； sir； I'm resolved at least to att
