an old town by the sea-第14章
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o much as a thimble; or a piece of wax; or a portable tooth; or any amiable vanity in the way of tonsorial device; escape him。 I have heard Mr。 Newman spoken of as 〃that horrid man。〃 He was a picturesque figure。
Possibly it is because of his bell that I connect the town crier with those dolorous sounds which I used to hear rolling out of the steeple of the Old North every night at nine o'clockthe vocal remains of the colonial curfew。 Nicholas Newman has passed on; perhaps crying his losses elsewhere; but this nightly tolling is still a custom。 I can more satisfactorily explain why I associate with it a vastly different personality; that of Sol Holmes; the barber; for every night at nine o'clock his little shop on Congress Street was in full blast。 Many a time at that hour I have flattened my nose on his window…glass。 It was a gay little shop (he called it 〃an Emporium〃); as barber shops generally are; decorated with circus bills; tinted prints; and gaudy fly…catchers of tissue and gold paper。 Sol Holmeswhose antecedents to us boys were wrapped in thrilling mystery; we imagined him to have been a prince in his native landwas a colored man; not too dark 〃for human nature's daily food;〃 and enjoyed marked distinction as one of the few exotics in town。 At this juncture the foreign element was at its minimum; every official; from selectman down to the Dogberry of the watch; bore a name that had been familiar to the town for a hundred years or so。 The situation is greatly changed。 I expect to live to see a Chinese policeman; with a sandal…wood club and a rice…paper pocket handkerchief; patrolling Congress Street。
Holmes was a handsome man; six feet or more in height; and as straight as a pine。 He possessed his race's sweet temper; simplicity; and vanity。 His martial bearing was a positive factor in the effectiveness of the Portsmouth Greys; whenever those bloodless warriors paraded。 As he brought up the rear of the last platoon; with his infantry cap stuck jauntily on the left side of his head and a bright silver cup slung on a belt at his hip; he seemed to youthful eyes one of the most imposing things in the display。 To himself he was pretty much 〃all the company。〃 He used to say; with a drollness which did not strike me until years afterwards; 〃Boys; I and Cap'n Towle is goin' to trot out 'the Greys' to…morroh。〃 Though strictly honest in all business dealings; his tropical imagination; whenever he strayed into the fenceless fields of autobiography; left much to be desired in the way of accuracy。 Compared with Sol Holmes on such occasions; Ananias was a person of morbid integrity。 Sol Holmes's tragic end was in singular contrast with his sunny temperament。 One night; long ago; he threw himself from the deck of a Sound steamer; somewhere between Stonington and New York。 What led or drove him to the act never transpired。
There are few men who were boys in Portsmouth at the period of which I write but will remember Wibird Penhallow and his sky…blue wheelbarrow。 I find it difficult to describe him other than vaguely; possibly because Wilbird had no expression whatever in his countenance。 With his vacant white face lifted to the clouds; seemingly oblivious of everything; yet going with a sort of heaven…given instinct straight to his destination; he trundled that rattling wheelbarrow for many a year over Portsmouth cobblestones。 He was so unconscious of his environment that sometimes a small boy would pop into the empty wheelbarrow and secure a ride without Wibird arriving at any very clear knowledge of the fact。 His employment in life was to deliver groceries and other merchandise to purchasers。 This he did in a dreamy; impersonal kind of way。 It was as if a spirit had somehow go hold of an earthly wheelbarrow and was trundling it quite unconsciously; with no sense of responsibility。 One day he appeared at a kitchen door with a two…gallon molasses jug; the top of which was wanting。 It was not longer a jug; but a tureen。 When the recipient of the damaged article remonstrated with 〃Goodness gracious; Wibird! You have broken the jug;〃 his features lighted up; and he seemed immensely relieved。 〃I thought; 〃 He remarked; 〃I heerd somethink crack!〃
Wibird Penhallow's heaviest patron was the keeper of a variety store; and the first specimen of a pessimist I ever encountered。 He was an excellent specimen。 He took exception to everything。 He objected to the telegraph; to the railway; to steam in all its applications。 Some of his arguments; I recollect; made a deep impression on my mind。 〃Nowadays;〃 he once observed to me; 〃if your son or your grandfather drops dead at the other end of creation; you know of it in ten minutes。 What's the use? Unless you are anxious to know he's dead; you've got just two or three weeks more to be miserable in。〃 He scorned the whole business; and was faithful to his scorn。 When he received a telegram; which was rare; he made a point of keeping it awhile unopened。 Through the exercise of this whim he once missed an opportunity of buying certain goods to great advantage。 〃There!〃 he exclaimed; 〃if the telegraph hadn't been invented the idiot would have written to me; and I'd have sent a letter by return coach; and got the goods before he found out prices had gone up in Chicago。 If that boy brings me another of those tapeworm telegraphs; I'll throw an axe…handle at him。〃 His pessimism extended up; or down; to generally recognized canons of orthography。 They were all iniquitous。 If k…n…i…f…e spelled knife; then; he contended; k…n…i…f…e…s was the plural。 Diverting tags; written by his own hand in conformity with this theory; were always attached to articles in his shop window。 He is long since ded; as he himself would have put it; but his phonetic theory appears to have survived him in crankish brains here and there。 As my discouraging old friend was not exactly a public character; like the town crier or Wibird Penhallow; I have intentionally thrown a veil over his identity。 I have; so to speak; dropped into his pouch a grain or two of that magical fern…seed which was supposed by our English ancestors; in Elizabeth's reign; to possess the quality of rendering a man invisible。
Another person who singularly interested me at this epoch was a person with whom I had never exchanged a word; whose voice I had never heard; but whose face was as familiar to me as every day could make it。 For each morning as I went to school; and each afternoon as I returned; I saw this face peering out of a window in the second story of a shambling yellow house situated in Washington Street; not far from the corner of State。 Whether some malign disease had fixed him to the chair he sat on; or whether he had lost the use of his legs; or; possible; had none (the upper part of him was that of a man in admirable health); presented a problem which; with that curious insouciance of youth I made no attempt to solve。 It was an established fact; however; that he never went out of that house。 I cannot vouch so confidently for the cobwebby legend which wove itself about him。 It was to this effect: He had formerly been the master of a large merchantman running between New York and Calcutta; while still in his prime he had abruptly retired from the quarter…deck; and seated himself at that windowwhere the outlook must have been the reverse of exhilarating; for not ten persons passed in the course of the day; and the hurried jingle of the bells on Parry's bakery…cart was the only sound that ever shattered the silence。 Whether it was an amatory or a financial disappointment that turned him into a hermit was left to ingenious conjecture。 But there he sat; year in and year out; with his cheek so close to the window that the nearest pane became permanently blurred with his breath; for after his demise the blurr remained。
In this Arcadian era it was possible; in provincial places; for an undertaker to assume the dimensions of a personage。 There was a sexton in Portsmouthhis name escapes me; but his attributes do notwhose impressiveness made him own brother to the massive architecture of the Stone Church。 On every solemn occasion he was the striking figure; even to the eclipsing of the involuntary object of the ceremony。 His occasions; happily; were not exc