dream days-第23章
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such a lot of bother!〃
〃My young friend; you shut up;〃 said the dragon severely。
〃Believe me; St。 George;〃 he went on; 〃there's nobody in the
world I'd sooner oblige than you and this young gentleman here。
But the whole thing's nonsense; and conventionality; and popular
thick…headedness。 There's absolutely nothing to fight about;
from beginning to end。 And anyhow I'm not going to; so that
settles it!〃
〃But supposing I make you?〃 said St。 George; rather nettled。
〃You can't;〃 said the dragon; triumphantly。 〃I should only go
into my cave and retire for a time down the hole I came up。
You'd soon get heartily sick of sitting outside and waiting
for me to come out and fight you。 And as soon as you'd really
gone away; why; I'd come up again gaily; for I tell you frankly;
I like this place; and I'm going to stay here!〃
St。 George gazed for a while on the fair landscape around them。
〃But this would be a beautiful place for a fight;〃 he began again
persuasively。 〃These great bare rolling Downs for the arena;
and me in my golden armour showing up against your big blue scaly
coils! Think what a picture it would make!〃
〃Now you're trying to get at me through my artistic
sensibilities;〃 said the dragon。 〃But it won't work。 Not but
what it would make a very pretty picture; as you say;〃 he added;
wavering a little。
〃We seem to be getting rather nearer to BUSINESS;〃 put in the
Boy。 〃You must see; dragon; that there's got to be a fight
of some sort; 'cos you can't want to have to go down that dirty
old hole again and stop there till goodness knows when。〃
〃It might be arranged;〃 said St。 George; thoughtfully。 〃I
MUST spear you somewhere; of course; but I'm not bound to hurt
you very much。 There's such a lot of you that there must be a
few SPARE places somewhere。 Here; for instance; just behind
your foreleg。 It couldn't hurt you much; just here!〃
〃Now you're tickling; George;〃 said the dragon; coyly。 〃No; that
place won't do at all。 Even if it didn't hurt;and I'm sure it
would; awfully;it would make me laugh; and that would spoil
everything。〃
〃Let's try somewhere else; then;〃 said St。 George; patiently。
〃Under your neck; for instance;all these folds of thick skin;
if I speared you here you'd never even know I'd done it!〃
〃Yes; but are you sure you can hit off the right place?〃
asked the dragon; anxiously。
〃Of course I am;〃 said St。 George; with confidence。 〃You leave
that to me!〃
〃It's just because I've GOT to leave it to you that I'm
asking;〃 replied the dragon; rather testily。 〃No doubt you would
deeply regret any error you might make in the hurry of the
moment; but you wouldn't regret it half as much as I should!
However; I suppose we've got to trust somebody; as we go through
life; and your plan seems; on the whole; as good a one as any。〃
〃Look here; dragon;〃 interrupted the Boy; a little jealous on
behalf of his friend; who seemed to be getting all the worst of
the bargain: 〃I don't quite see where YOU come in! There's to
be a fight; apparently; and you're to be licked; and what I want
to know is; what are YOU going to get out of it?〃
〃St。 George;〃 said the dragon; 〃Just tell him; please;what will
happen after I'm vanquished in the deadly combat?〃
〃Well; according to the rules I suppose I shall lead you in
triumph down to the market…place or whatever answers to it;〃 said
St。 George。
〃Precisely;〃 said the dragon。 〃And then〃
〃And then there'll be shoutings and speeches and things;〃
continued St。 George。 〃And I shall explain that you're
converted; and see the error of your ways; and so on。〃
〃Quite so;〃 said the dragon。 〃And then?〃
〃Oh; and then〃 said St。 George; 〃why; and then there will be
the usual banquet; I suppose。〃
〃Exactly;〃 said the dragon; 〃and that's where _I_ come in。 Look
here;〃 he continued; addressing the Boy; 〃I'm bored to death
up here; and no one really appreciates me。 I'm going into
Society; I am; through the kindly aid of our friend here; who's
taking such a lot of trouble on my account; and you'll find I've
got all the qualities to endear me to people who entertain! So
now that's all settled; and if you don't mindI'm an old…
fashioned fellowdon't want to turn you out; but〃
〃Remember; you'll have to do your proper share of the fighting;
dragon!〃 said St。 George; as he took the hint and rose to go; 〃I
mean ramping; and breathing fire; and so on!〃
〃I can RAMP all right;〃 replied the dragon; confidently; 〃as
to breathing fire; it's surprising how easily one gets out of
practice; but I'll do the best I can。 Goodnight!〃
They had descended the hill and were almost back in the village
again; when St。 George stopped short; 〃KNEW I had
forgotten something;〃 he said。 〃There ought to be a Princess。
Terror…stricken and chained to a rock; and all that sort of
thing。 Boy; can't you arrange a Princess?〃
The Boy was in the middle of a tremendous yawn。 〃I'm tired to
death;〃 he wailed; 〃and I CAN'T arrange a Princess; or
anything more; at this time of night。 And my mother's sitting
up; and DO stop asking me to arrange more things till
tomorrow!〃
Next morning the people began streaming up to the Downs at quite
an early hour; in their Sunday clothes and carrying baskets with
bottle…necks sticking out of them; every one intent on securing
good places for the combat。 This was not exactly a simple
matter; for of course it was quite possible that the dragon might
win; and in that case even those who had put their money on
him felt they could hardly expect him to deal with his backers on
a different footing to the rest。 Places were chosen; therefore;
with circumspection and with a view to a speedy retreat in case
of emergency; and the front rank was mostly composed of boys who
had escaped from parental control and now sprawled and rolled
about on the grass; regardless of the shrill threats and warnings
discharged at them by their anxious mothers behind。
The Boy had secured a good front place; well up towards the cave;
and was feeling as anxious as a stage…manager on a first night。
Could the dragon be depended upon? He might change his mind and
vote the whole performance rot; or else; seeing that the affair
had been so hastily planned; without even a rehearsal; he might
be too nervous to show up。 The Boy looked narrowly at the cave;
but it showed no sign of life or occupation。 Could the
dragon have made a moon…light flitting?
The higher portions of the ground were now black with sightseers;
and presently a sound of cheering and a waving of handkerchiefs
told that something was visible to them which the Boy; far up
towards the dragon…end of the line as he was; could not yet see。
A minute more and St。 George's red plumes topped the hill; as the
Saint rode slowly forth on the great level space which stretched
up to the grim mouth of the cave。 Very gallant and beautiful he
looked; on his tall war…horse; his golden armour glancing in the
sun; his great spear held erect; the little white pennon;
crimson…crossed; fluttering at its point。 He drew rein and
remained motionless。 The lines of spectators began to give back
a little; nervously; and even the boys in front stopped pulling
hair and cuffing each other; and leaned forward expectant。
〃Now then; dragon!〃 muttered the Boy impatiently; fidgeting where
he sat。 He need not have distressed himself; had he only known。
The dramatic possibilities of the thing had tickled the dragon
immensely; and he had been up from an early hour; preparing for
his first public appearance with as much heartiness as if the
years had run backwards; and he had been again a little
dragonlet; playing with his sisters on the floor of their
mother's cave; at the game of saints…and…dragons; in which the
dragon was bound to win。
A low muttering; mingled with snorts; now made itself hea