the old bachelor-第7章
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son; for his ease; sometimes confesses secrets his heart knows nothing of。
VAIN。 I should rather think favours; so gained; to be due rewards to indefatigable devotion。 For as love is a deity; he must be served by prayer。
BELIN。 O Gad; would you would all pray to love; then; and let us alone。
VAIN。 You are the temples of love; and 'tis through you; our devotion must be conveyed。
ARAM。 Rather poor silly idols of your own making; which upon the least displeasure you forsake and set up new。 Every man now changes his mistress and his religion as his humour varies; or his interest。
VAIN。 O madam …
ARAM。 Nay; come; I find we are growing serious; and then we are in great danger of being dull。 If my music…master be not gone; I'll entertain you with a new song; which comes pretty near my own opinion of love and your sex。 Who's there? Is Mr。 Gavot gone? 'Calls。'
FOOT。 Only to the next door; madam。 I'll call him。
SCENE VIII。
ARAMINTA; BELINDA; VAINLOVE; and BELLMOUR。
BELL。 Why; you won't hear me with patience。
ARAM。 What's the matter; cousin?
BELL。 Nothing; madam; only …
BELIN。 Prithee hold thy tongue。 Lard; he has so pestered me with flames and stuff; I think I sha'n't endure the sight of a fire this twelvemonth。
BELL。 Yet all can't melt that cruel frozen heart。
BELIN。 O Gad; I hate your hideous fancyyou said that once beforeif you must talk impertinently; for Heaven's sake let it be with variety; don't come always; like the devil; wrapt in flames。 I'll not hear a sentence more; that begins with an 'I burn'or an 'I beseech you; madam。'
BELL。 But tell me how you would be adored。 I am very tractable。
BELIN。 Then know; I would be adored in silence。
BELL。 Humph; I thought so; that you might have all the talk to yourself。 You had better let me speak; for if my thoughts fly to any pitch; I shall make villainous signs。
BELIN。 What will you get by that; to make such signs as I won't understand?
BELL。 Ay; but if I'm tongue…tied; I must have all my actions free toquicken your apprehensionand I…gad let me tell you; my most prevailing argument is expressed in dumb show。
SCENE IX。
'To them' MUSIC…MASTER。
ARAM。 Oh; I am glad we shall have a song to divert the discourse。 Pray oblige us with the last new song。
SONG。
I。
Thus to a ripe; consenting maid; Poor; old; repenting Delia said; Would you long preserve your lover? Would you still his goddess reign? Never let him all discover; Never let him much obtain。
II。
Men will admire; adore and die; While wishing at your feet they lie: But admitting their embraces; Wakes 'em from the golden dream; Nothing's new besides our faces; Every woman is the same。
ARAM。 So; how de'e like the song; gentlemen?
BELL。 Oh; very well performed; but I don't much admire the words。
ARAM。 I expected it; there's too much truth in 'em。 If Mr。 Gavot will walk with us in the garden; we'll have it once again; you may like it better at second hearing。 You'll bring my cousin。
BELL。 Faith; madam; I dare not speak to her; but I'll make signs。 'Addresses Belinda in dumb show。'
BELIN。 Oh; foh; your dumb rhetoric is more ridiculous than your talking impertinence; as an ape is a much more troublesome animal than a parrot。
ARAM。 Ay; cousin; and 'tis a sign the creatures mimic nature well; for there are few men but do more silly things than they say。
BELL。 Well; I find my apishness has paid the ransom for my speech; and set it at libertythough; I confess; I could be well enough pleased to drive on a love…bargain in that silent manner'twould save a man a world of lying and swearing at the year's end。 Besides; I have had a little experience; that brings to mind …
When wit and reason both have failed to move; Kind looks and actions (from success) do prove; Ev'n silence may be eloquent in love。
ACT III。SCENE I。
SCENE: The Street。
SILVIA and LUCY。
SILV。 Will he not come; then?
LUCY。 Yes; yes; come; I warrant him; if you will go in and be ready to receive him。
SILV。 Why did you not tell me? Whom mean you?
LUCY。 Whom you should mean; Heartwell。
SILV。 Senseless creature; I meant my Vainlove。
LUCY。 You may as soon hope to recover your own maiden…head as his love。 Therefore; e'en set your heart at rest; and in the name of opportunity mind your own business。 Strike Heartwell home before the bait's worn off the hook。 Age will come。 He nibbled fairly yesterday; and no doubt will be eager enough to…day to swallow the temptation。
SILV。 Well; since there's no remedyyet tell mefor I would know; though to the anguish of my soul; how did he refuse? Tell me; how did he receive my letterin anger or in scorn?
LUCY。 Neither; but what was ten times worse; with damned senseless indifference。 By this light I could have spit in his face。 Receive it! Why; he received it as I would one of your lovers that should come empty…handed; as a court lord does his mercer's bill or a begging dedicationhe received it as if 't had been a letter from his wife。
SILV。 What! did he not read it?
LUCY。 Hummed it over; gave you his respects; and said he would take time to peruse itbut then he was in haste。
SILV。 Respects; and peruse it! He's gone; and Araminta has bewitched him from me。 Oh; how the name of rival fires my blood。 I could curse 'em both; eternal jealousy attend her love; and disappointment meet his。 Oh that I could revenge the torment he has caused; methinks I feel the woman strong within me; and vengeance kindles in the room of love。
LUCY。 I have that in my head may make mischief。
SILV。 How; dear Lucy?
LUCY。 You know Araminta's dissembled coyness has won; and keeps him hers …
SILV。 Could we persuade him that she loves another …
LUCY。 No; you're out; could we persuade him that she dotes on him; himself。 Contrive a kind letter as from her; 'twould disgust his nicety; and take away his stomach。
SILV。 Impossible; 'twill never take。
LUCY。 Trouble not your head。 Let me aloneI will inform myself of what passed between 'em to…day; and about it straight。 Hold; I'm mistaken; or that's Heartwell; who stands talking at the corner'tis hego get you in; madam; receive him pleasantly; dress up your face in innocence and smiles; and dissemble the very want of dissimulation。 You know what will take him。
SILV。 'Tis as hard to counterfeit love as it is to conceal it: but I'll do my weak endeavour; though I fear I have not art。
LUCY。 Hang art; madam; and trust to nature for dissembling。
Man was by nature woman's cully made: We never are but by ourselves betrayed。
SCENE II。
HEARTWELL; VAINLOVE and BELLMOUR following。
BELL。 Hist; hist; is not that Heartwell going to Silvia?
VAIN。 He's talking to himself; I think; prithee let's try if we can hear him。
HEART。 Why; whither in the devil's name am I agoing now? Humlet me thinkis not this Silvia's house; the cave of that enchantress; and which consequently I ought to shun as I would infection? To enter here is to put on the envenomed shirt; to run into the embraces of a fever; and in some raving fit; be led to plunge myself into that more consuming fire; a woman's arms。 Ha! well recollected; I will recover my reason; and be gone。
BELL。 Now Venus forbid!
VAIN。 Hush …
HEART。 Well; why do you not move? Feet; do your officenot one inch; no; fore Gad I'm caught。 There stands my north; and thither my needle points。 Now could I curse myself; yet cannot repent。 O thou delicious; damned; dear; destructive woman! S'death; how the young fellows will hoot me! I shall be the jest of the town: nay; in two days I expect to be chronicled in ditty; and sung in woful ballad; to the tune of the Superannuated Maiden's Comfort; or the Bachelor's Fall; and upon the third; I shall be hanged in effigy; pasted up for the exemplary ornament of necessary houses and cobblers' stalls。 Death; I can't think on'tI'll run into the danger to lose the apprehension。
SCENE III。
BELLMOUR; VAINLOVE。
BELL。 A very certain remedy; probatum est。 Ha; ha; ha; poor George; thou art i' th' right; thou hast sold thyself to laughter; the ill…natured town will find the jest just where thou