the old bachelor-第5章
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a； ha； ha！
SHARP。 How！ ＇Angrily。＇
SIR JO。 Stay； stay； sir； let me recollecthe's a damned angry fellowI believe I had better remember him； until I can get out of his sight； but out of sight out of mind； agad。 ＇Aside。＇
SHARP。 Methought the service I did you last night； sir； in preserving you from those ruffians； might have taken better root in your shallow memory。
SIR JO。 Gads…daggers…belts…blades and scabbards； this is the very gentleman！ How shall I make him a return suitable to the greatness of his merit？ I had a pretty thing to that purpose； if he ha'n't frighted it out of my memory。 Hem！ hem！ sir； I most submissively implore your pardon for my transgression of ingratitude and omission； having my entire dependence； sir； upon the superfluity of your goodness； which； like an inundation； will； I hope； totally immerge the recollection of my error； and leave me floating； in your sight； upon the full…blown bladders of repentanceby the help of which； I shall once more hope to swim into your favour。 ＇Bows。＇
SHARP。 So…h； oh； sir； I am easily pacified； the acknowledgment of a gentleman …
SIR JO。 Acknowledgment！ Sir； I am all over acknowledgment； and will not stick to show it in the greatest extremity by night or by day； in sickness or in health； winter or summer； all seasons and occasions shall testify the reality and gratitude of your superabundant humble servant； Sir Joseph Wittoll； knight。 Hem！ hem！
SHARP。 Sir Joseph Wittoll？
SIR JO。 The same； sir； of Wittoll Hall in COMITATU Bucks。
SHARP。 Is it possible！ Then I am happy to have obliged the mirror of knighthood and pink of courtesie in the age。 Let me embrace you。
SIR JO。 O Lord； sir！
SHARP。 My loss I esteem as a trifle repaid with interest； since it has purchased me the friendship and acquaintance of the person in the world whose character I admire。
SIR JO。 You are only pleased to say so； sir。 But； pray； if I may be so bold； what is that loss you mention？
SHARP。 Oh； term it no longer so； sir。 In the scuffle last night I only dropt a bill of a hundred pound； which； I confess； I came half despairing to recover； but； thanks to my better fortune …
SIR JO。 You have found it； sir； then； it seems； I profess I'm heartily glad …
SHARP。 Sir； your humble servant。 I don't question but you are； that you have so cheap an opportunity of expressing your gratitude and generosity； since the paying so trivial a sum will wholly acquit you and doubly engage me。
SIR JO。 What a dickens does he mean by a trivial sum？ ＇Aside。＇ But ha'n't you found it； sir！
SHARP。 No otherwise； I vow to Gad； but in my hopes in you； sir。
SIR JO。 Humh。
SHARP。 But that's sufficient。 'Twere injustice to doubt the honour of Sir Joseph Wittoll。
SIR JO。 O Lord； sir。
SHARP。 You are above； I'm sure； a thought so low； to suffer me to lose what was ventured in your service； nay； 'twas in a manner paid down for your deliverance； 'twas so much lent you。 And you scorn； I'll say that for you …
SIR JO。 Nay； I'll say that for myself； with your leave； sir； I do scorn a dirty thing。 But； agad； I'm a little out of pocket at present。
SHARP。 Pshaw； you can't want a hundred pound。 Your word is sufficient anywhere。 'Tis but borrowing so much dirt。 You have large acres； and can soon repay it。 Money is but dirt； Sir Joseph… …mere dirt。
SIR JO。 But； I profess； 'tis a dirt I have washed my hands of at present； I have laid it all out upon my Back。
SHARP。 Are you so extravagant in clothes； Sir Joseph？
SIR JO。 Ha； ha； ha； a very good jest； I profess； ha； ha； ha； a very good jest； and I did not know that I had said it； and that's a better jest than t'other。 'Tis a sign you and I ha'n't been long acquainted； you have lost a good jest for want of knowing meI only mean a friend of mine whom I call my Back； he sticks as close to me； and follows me through all dangershe is indeed back； breast； and head…piece； as it were； to me。 Agad； he's a brave fellow。 Pauh； I am quite another thing when I am with him： I don't fear the devil （bless us） almost if he be by。 Ah！ had he been with me last night …
SHARP。 If he had； sir； what then？ he could have done no more； nor perhaps have suffered so much。 Had he a hundred pound to lose？ ＇Angrily＇
SIR JO。 O Lord； sir； by no means； but I might have saved a hundred pound： I meant innocently； as I hope to be saved； sir （a damned hot fellow）； only； as I was saying； I let him have all my ready money to redeem his great sword from limbo。 But； sir； I have a letter of credit to Alderman Fondlewife； as far as two hundred pound； and this afternoon you shall see I am a person； such a one as you would wish to have met with …
SHARP。 That you are； I'll be sworn。 ＇Aside。＇ Why； that's great and like yourself。
SCENE II。
＇To them＇ CAPTAIN BLUFFE。
SIR JO。 Oh； here a' comesAy； my Hector of Troy； welcome； my bully； my Back； agad； my heart has gone a pit pat for thee。
BLUFF。 How now； my young knight？ Not for fear； I hope； he that knows me must be a stranger to fear。
SIR JO。 Nay； agad； I hate fear ever since I had like to have died of a fright。 But …
BLUFF。 But？ Look you here； boy； here's your antidote； here's your Jesuits' powder for a shaking fit。 But who hast thou got with thee？ is he of mettle？ ＇Laying his hand upon his sword。＇
SIR JO。 Ay； bully； a devilish smart fellow： 'a will fight like a cock。
BLUFF。 Say you so？ Then I honour him。 But has he been abroad？ for every cock will fight upon his own dunghill。
SIR JO。 I don't know； but I'll present you …
BLUFF。 I'll recommend myself。 Sir； I honour you； I understand you love fighting； I reverence a man that loves fighting。 Sir； I kiss your hilts。
SHARP。 Sir； your servant； but you are misinformed； for； unless it be to serve my particular friend； as Sir Joseph here； my country； or my religion； or in some very justifiable cause； I'm not for it。
BLUFF。 O Lord； I beg your pardon； sir； I find you are not of my palate： you can't relish a dish of fighting without sweet sauce。 Now； I think fighting for fighting sake's sufficient cause； fighting to me's religion and the laws。
SIR JO。 Ah； well said； my Hero； was not that great； sir？ by the Lord Harry he says true； fighting is meat； drink； and cloth to him。 But； Back； this gentleman is one of the best friends I have in the world； and saved my life last nightyou know I told you。
BLUFF。 Ay！ Then I honour him again。 Sir； may I crave your name？
SHARP。 Ay； sir； my name's Sharper。
SIR JO。 Pray； Mr。 Sharper； embrace my Back。 Very well。 By the Lord Harry； Mr。 Sharper； he's as brave a fellow as Cannibal； are not you； Bully…Back？
SHARP。 Hannibal； I believe you mean； Sir Joseph。
BLUFF。 Undoubtedly he did； sir； faith； Hannibal was a very pretty fellowbut； Sir Joseph； comparisons are odiousHannibal was a very pretty fellow in those days； it must be grantedbut alas； sir！ were he alive now； he would be nothing； nothing in the earth。
SHARP。 How； sir！ I make a doubt if there be at this day a greater general breathing。
BLUFF。 Oh； excuse me； sir！ Have you served abroad； sir？
SHARP。 Not I； really； sir。
BLUFF。 Oh； I thought so。 Why； then； you can know nothing； sir： I am afraid you scarce know the history of the late war in Flanders； with all its particulars。
SHARP。 Not I； sir； no more than public letters or gazettes tell us。
BLUFF。 Gazette！ Why there again now。 Why； sir； there are not three words of truth the year round put into the Gazette。 I'll tell you a strange thing now as to that。 You must know； sir； I was resident in Flanders the last campaign； had a small post there； but no matter for that。 Perhaps； sir； there was scarce anything of moment done but an humble servant of yours； that shall be nameless； was an eye…witness of。 I won't say had the greatest share in't； though I might say that too； since I name nobody you know。 Well； Mr。 Sharper； would you think it？ In all this time； as I hope for a truncheon； this rascally gazette…writer never so much as once mentioned menot once； by the warstook no more notice than as if Nol。 Bluffe had not been in the land of the living。
SHARP。 Strange！
SIR JO。 Yet； by the Lord H
