evergreens(常青树)-第3章
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duty clear before him； so absurdly meek； when it is only himself that is
concerned。
He is the gentlest； too； and the most lovable of all dogs。 He does not
look it。 The sweetness of his disposition would not strike the casual
observer at first glance。 He resembles the gentleman spoken of in the
oft…quoted stanza：
'E's all right when yer knows 'im。 But yer've got to know
'im fust。 The first time I ever met a bull…dogto speak to； that is
was many years ago。 We were lodging down in the country； an orphan
friend of mine named George； and myself； and one night； coming home
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late from some dissolving views we found the family had gone to bed。
They had left a light in our room； however； and we went in and sat down；
and began to take off our boots。
And then； for the first time； we noticed on the hearthrug a bull…dog。 A
dog with a more thoughtfully ferocious expressiona dog with； apparently；
a heart more dead to all ennobling and civilizing sentimentsI have never
seen。 As George said； he looked more like some heathen idol than a
happy English dog。
He appeared to have been waiting for us； and he rose up and greeted
us with a ghastly grin； and got between us and the door。
We smiled at hima sickly； propitiatory smile。 We said； 〃Good dog
poor fellow！〃 and we asked him； in tones implying that the question could
admit of no negative； if he was not a 〃nice old chap。〃 We did not really
think so。 We had our own private opinion concerning him； and it was
unfavorable。 But we did not express it。 We would not have hurt his
feelings for the world。 He was a visitor； our guest； so to speakand； as
well…brought…up young men； we felt that the right thing to do was for us to
prevent his gaining any hint that we were not glad to see him； and to make
him feel as little as possible the awkwardness of his position。
I think we succeeded。 He was singularly unembarrassed； and far
more at his ease than even we were。 He took but little notice of our
flattering remarks； but was much drawn toward George's legs。 George
used to be； I remember； rather proud of his legs。 I could never see
enough in them myself to excuse George's vanity； indeed； they always
struck me as lumpy。 It is only fair to acknowledge； however； that they
quite fascinated that bull…dog。 He walked over and criticized them with
the air of a long…baffled connoisseur who had at last found his ideal。 At
the termination of his inspection he distinctly smiled。
George； who at that time was modest and bashful； blushed and drew
them up on to the chair。 On the dog's displaying a desire to follow them；
George moved up on to the table； and squatted there in the middle； nursing
his knees。 George's legs being lost to him； the dog appeared inclined to
console himself with mine。 I went and sat beside George on the table。
Sitting with your feet drawn up in front of you； on a small and rickety
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one…legged table； is a most trying exercise； especially if you are not used
to it。 George and I both felt our position keenly。 We did not like to call
out for help； and bring the family down。 We were proud young men； and
we feared lest； to the unsympathetic eye of the comparative stranger； the
spectacle we should present might not prove imposing。
We sat on in silence for about half an hour； the dog keeping a
reproachful eye upon us from the nearest chair； and displaying elephantine
delight whenever we made any movement suggestive of climbing down。
At the end of the half hour we discussed the advisability of 〃chancing
it；〃 but decided not to。 〃We should never；〃 George said； 〃confound
foolhardiness with courage。〃
〃Courage；〃 he continuedGeorge had quite a gift for maxims
〃courage is the wisdom of manhood； foolhardiness； the folly of youth。〃
He said that to get down from the table while that dog remained in the
room； would clearly prove us to be possessed of the latter quality； so we
restrained ourselves； and sat on。
We sat on for over an hour； by which time； having both grown careless
of life and indifferent to the voice of Wisdom； we did 〃chance it；〃 and
throwing the table…cloth over our would…be murderer； charged for the door
and got out。
The next morning we complained to our landlady of her carelessness
in leaving wild beasts about the place； and we gave her a brief if not
exactly truthful； history of the business。
Instead of the tender womanly sympathy we had expected； the old lady
sat down in the easy chair and burst out laughing。
〃What！ old Boozer；〃 she exclaimed； 〃you was afraid of old Boozer！
Why； bless you； he wouldn't hurt a worm！ He ain't got a tooth in his head；
he ain't； we has to feed him with a spoon； and I'm sure the way the cat
chivies him about must be enough to make his life a burden to him。 I
expect he wanted you to nurse him； he's used to being nursed。〃
And that was the brute that had kept us sitting on a table； with our
boots off； for over an hour on a chilly night！
Another bull…dog exhibition that occurs to me was one given by my
uncle。 He had had a bulldoga young onegiven to him by a friend。 It
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was a grand dog； so his friend had told him； all it wanted was trainingit
had not been properly trained。 My uncle did not profess to know much
about the training of bull…dogs； but it seemed a simple enough matter； so
he thanked the man； and took his prize home at the end of a rope。
〃Have we got to live in the house with _this？_〃 asked my aunt；
indignantly； coming in to the room about an hour after the dog's advent；
followed by the quadruped himself； wearing an idiotically self…satisfied
air。
〃That！〃 exclaimed my uncle； in astonishment； 〃why； it's a splendid dog。
His father was honorably mentioned only last year at the Aquarium。〃
〃Ah； well； all I can say is； that his son isn't going the way to get
honorably mentioned in this neighborhood；〃 replied my aunt； with
bitterness； 〃he's just finished killing poor Mrs。 McSlanger's cat； if you
want to know what he has been doing。 And a pretty row there'll be about
it； too！〃
〃Can't we hush it up？〃 said my uncle。
〃Hush it up？〃 retorted my aunt。 〃If you'd heard the row； you wouldn't
sit there and talk like a fool。 And if you'll take my advice；〃 added my
aunt； 〃you'll set to work on this 'training；' or whatever it is； that has got to
be done to the dog； before any human life is lost。〃
My uncle was too busy to devote any time to the dog for the next day
or so； and all that could be done was to keep the animal carefully confined
to the house。
And a nice time we had with him！ It was not that the animal was
