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〃A bard;〃 said I; 〃is a prydydd; a person who makes verses … 
pennillion; does not your master make them?〃

〃My master make them?  No; sir; my master is a religious gentleman; 
and would scorn to make such profane stuff。〃

〃Well;〃 said I; 〃he told me he did within the last two hours。  I 
met him at Dyffrin Gaint; along with another man; and he took me 
into the public…house; where we had a deal of discourse。〃

〃You met my master at Dyffryn Gaint?〃 said the damsel。

〃Yes;〃 said I; 〃and he treated me with ale; told me that he was a 
poet; and that he was going to Bangor to buy a horse or a pig。〃

〃I don't see how that could be; sir;〃 said the damsel; 〃my master 
is at present in the house; rather unwell; and has not been out for 
the last three days … there must be some mistake。〃

〃Mistake;〃 said I。  〃Isn't this the … Arms?〃

〃Yes; sir; it is。〃

〃And isn't your master's name W…?〃

〃No; sir; my master's name is H…; and a more respectable man … 〃

〃Well;〃 said I interrupting her … 〃all I can say is that I met a 
man in Dyffryn Gaint; who treated me with ale; told me that his 
name was W…; that he was a prydydd and kept the … Arms at L…。〃

〃Well;〃 said the damsel; 〃now I remember; there is a person of that 
name in L…; and he also keeps a house which he calls the … Arms; 
but it is only a public…house。〃

〃But;〃 said I; 〃is he not a prydydd; an illustrious poet; does he 
not write pennillion which everybody admires?〃

〃Well;〃 said the damsel; 〃I believe he does write things which he 
calls pennillions; but everybody laughs at them。〃

〃Come; come;〃 said I; 〃I will not hear the productions of a man who 
treated me with ale; spoken of with disrespect。  I am afraid that 
you are one of his envious maligners; of which he gave me to 
understand that he had a great many。〃

〃Envious; sir! not I indeed; and if I were disposed to be envious 
of anybody it would not be of him; oh dear; why he is … 〃

〃A bard of Anglesey;〃 said I; interrupting her; 〃such a person as 
Gronwy Owen describes in the following lines; which by…the…bye were 
written upon himself:…


〃'Where'er he goes he's sure to find
Respectful looks and greetings kind。'


〃I tell you that it was out of respect to that man that I came to 
this house。  Had I not thought that he kept it; I should not have 
entered it and called for a pint and chop … how distressing! how 
truly distressing!〃

〃Well; sir;〃 said the damsel; 〃if there is anything distressing you 
have only to thank your acquaintance who chooses to call his mug…
house by the name of a respectable hotel; for I would have you know 
that this is an hotel; and kept by a respectable and a religious 
man; and not kept by …  However; I scorn to say more; especially as 
I might be misinterpreted。  Sir; there's your pint and chop; and if 
you wish for anything else you can ring。  Envious; indeed; of such 
…  Marry come up!〃 and with a toss of her head; higher than any she 
had hitherto given; she bounced out of the room。

Here was a pretty affair!  I had entered the house and ordered the 
chop and pint in the belief that by so doing I was patronising the 
poet; and lo; I was not in the poet's house; and my order would 
benefit a person for whom; however respectable and religious; I 
cared not one rush。  Moreover; the pint which I had ordered 
appeared in the guise not of ale; which I am fond of; but of 
sherry; for which I have always entertained a sovereign contempt; 
as a silly; sickly compound; the use of which will transform a 
nation; however bold and warlike by nature; into a race of 
sketchers; scribblers; and punsters; in fact into what Englishmen 
are at the present day。  But who was to blame?  Why; who but the 
poet and myself?  The poet ought to have told me that there were 
two houses in L… bearing the sign of the … Arms; and that I must 
fight shy of the hotel and steer for the pot…house; and when I gave 
the order I certainly ought to have been a little more explicit; 
when I said a pint I ought to have added … of ale。  Sententiousness 
is a fine thing sometimes; but not always。  By being sententious 
here; I got sherry; which I dislike; instead of ale which I like; 
and should have to pay more for what was disagreeable; than I 
should have had to pay for what was agreeable。  Yet I had merely 
echoed the poet's words in calling for a pint and chop; so after 
all the poet was to blame for both mistakes。  But perhaps he meant 
that I should drink sherry at his house; and when he advised me to 
call for a pint; he meant a pint of sherry。  But the maid had said 
he kept a pot…house; and no pot…houses have wine…licences; but the 
maid after all might be an envious baggage; and no better than she 
should be。  But what was now to be done?  Why; clearly make the 
best of the matter; eat the chop and leave the sherry。  So I 
commenced eating the chop; which was by this time nearly cold。  
After eating a few morsels I looked at the sherry:  〃I may as well 
take a glass;〃 said I。  So with a wry face I poured myself out a 
glass。

〃What detestable stuff!〃 said I; after I had drunk it。  〃However; 
as I shall have to pay for it I may as well go through with it。〃  
So I poured myself out another glass; and by the time I had 
finished the chop I had finished the sherry also。

And now what was I to do next?  Why; my best advice seemed to be to 
pay my bill and depart。  But I had promised the poet to patronize 
his house; and had by mistake ordered and despatched a pint and 
chop in a house which was not the poet's。  Should I now go to his 
house and order a pint and chop there?  Decidedly not!  I had 
patronised a house which I believed to be the poet's; if I 
patronised the wrong one; the fault was his; not mine … he should 
have been more explicit。  I had performed my promise; at least in 
intention。

Perfectly satisfied with the conclusion I had come to; I rang the 
bell。  〃The bill?〃 said I to the handmaid。

〃Here it is!〃 said she; placing a strip of paper in my hand。

I looked at the bill; and; whether moderate or immoderate; paid it 
with a smiling countenance; commanded the entertainment highly; and 
gave the damsel something handsome for her trouble in waiting on 
me。

Reader; please to bear in mind that as all bills must be paid; it 
is much more comfortable to pay them with a smile than with a 
frown; and that it is much better by giving sixpence; or a shilling 
to a poor servant; which you will never miss at the year's end; to 
be followed from the door of an inn by good wishes; than by giving 
nothing to be pursued by cutting silence; or the yet more cutting 
Hm!

〃Sir;〃 said the good…looking; well…ribboned damsel; 〃I wish you a 
pleasant journey; and whenever you please again to honour our 
establishment with your presence; both my master and myself shall 
be infinitely obliged to you。〃



CHAPTER XXXIX



Oats and Methodism … The Little Girl … Ty Gwyn … Bird of the Roof … 
Purest English … Railroads … Inconsistency … The Boots。


IT might be about four in the afternoon when I left L… bound for 
Pen Caer Gybi; or Holyhead; seventeen miles distant。  I reached the 
top of the hill on the west of the little town; and then walked 
briskly forward。  The country looked poor and mean … on my right 
was a field of oats; on my left a Methodist chapel … oats and 
Methodism! what better symbols of poverty and meanness?

I went onward a long way; the weather was broiling hot; and I felt 
thirsty。  On the top of a long ascent stood a house by the 
roadside。  I went to the door and knocked … no answer … 〃Oes neb yn 
y ty?〃 said I。

〃Oes!〃 said an infantine voice。

I opened the door and saw a little girl。  〃Have you any water?〃 
said I。

〃No;〃 said the child; 〃but I have this;〃 and she brought me some 
butter…milk in a basin。  I just tasted it; gave the child a penny 
and blessed her。

〃Oes genoch tad?〃

〃No;〃 said she; 〃but I have a mam。〃  Tad in mam; blessed sounds; in 
all languages expressing the same blessed things。

After walking for some hours I saw a tall blue hill in the far 
distance before me。  〃What is the name of that hill?〃 said I to a 
woman whom I 

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