the quest of the golden girl-第32章

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〃But；〃　pleaded　the　dear　little　woman；　whom　I　had　an　immediate　impulse；　Perseus…　like；　to　snatch　from　the　jaws　of　her　monster；　and　turning　to　the　other　lady　of　the　party　of　four；〃but　Mrs。　　has　never　been；　and　she　cannot　well　go　without　a　chaperone。　Surely　it　cannot　matter　for　once。　　It　isn't　as　if　I　were　there　constantly。〃

〃No！〃　said　the　husband；　with　the　absurd　pomposity　of　his　tribe。

〃I'm　very　sorry。　Mrs。　　will；　of　course；　act　as　she　pleases；　but　I　cannot　allow　you　to　do　it；　Dora。〃

At　last　the　little　wife　showed　some　spirit。

〃Don't　talk　to　me　like　that；　Will；〃　she　said。　　〃I　shall　go　if　I　please。　　Surely　I　am　my　own　property。〃

〃Not　at　all！〃　at　once　flashed　out　the　husband；　wounded　in　that　most　vital　part　of　him；　his　sense　of　property。　　〃There　you　mistake。　　You　are　my　property；　MY　chattel；　you　promised　obedience　to　me；　I　bought　you；　and　you　do　my　bidding！〃

〃Great　heavens！〃　I　ejaculated；　and；　springing　up；　found　myself　face　to　face　with　a　well…known　painter　whom　you　would　have　thought　the　most　Bohemian　fellow　in　London。　And　Bohemian　he　is；　but　Bohemians　are　seldom　Bohemians　for　any　one　save　themselves。　　They　are　terrible　sticklers　for　convention　and　even　etiquette　in　other　people。

We　recognised　each　other　with　a　laugh；　and　presently　were　at　it；　hammer　and　tongs。　I　may　say　that　we　were　all　fairly　intimate　friends；　and　thus　had　the　advantage　of　entire　liberty　of　speech。　　I　looked　daggers　at　the　husband；　he　looked　daggers　at　me；　and　occasionally　looking　at　his　wife；　gave　her　a　glance　which　was　like　the　opening　of　Bluebeard's　closet。　　You　could　see　the　poor　murdered　bodies　dangling　within　the　shadowy　cupboard　of　his　eye。　　Of　course　we　got　no　further。　　Additional　opposition　but　further　enraged　him。　　He　recapitulated　what　he　would　no　doubt　call　his　arguments；they　sounded　more　like　threats；and　as　he　spoke　I　saw　dragons　fighting　for　their　dams　in　the　primeval　ooze；　and　heard　savage　trumpetings　of　masculine　monsters　without　a　name。

I　told　him　so。

〃You　are；〃　I　said；〃and　you　will　forgive　my　directness　of　expression；you　are　the　Primeval　Male！　　You　are　the　direct　descendant　of　those　Romans　who　carried　off　the　Sabine　women。　　Nay！　you　have　a　much　longer　genealogy。　　You　come　of　those　hairy　anthropoid　males　who　hunted　their　mates　through　the　tangle　of　primeval　forests；　and　who　finally　obtained　their　consentshall　we　say？by　clubbing　them　on　the　head　with　a　stone　axe。　　You　talk　a　great　deal　of　nonsense　about　the　New　Woman；　but　you；　Sir；　are　THE　OLD　MALE；　and；〃　I　continued；　〃I　have　only　to　obtain　your　wife's　consent　to　take　her　under　my　protection　this　instant。〃

Curiously　enough；　〃The　Old　Male；〃　as　he　is　now　affectionately　called；　became　from　this　moment　quite　a　bosom　friend。　　Nothing　would　satisfy　us　but　that　we　should　all　lodge　at　the　same　pension　together；　and　there　many　a　day　we　fought　our　battles　over　again。　But　that　poor　little　wife　never；　to　my　knowledge；　went　to　the　Cafe　d'Harcourt　again。



CHAPTER　XIII


THE　INNOCENCE　OF　PARIS

This　meeting　with　William　and　Dora　was　fortunate　from　the　point　of　view　of　my　studies；　for　that　very　night；　as　I　dined　with　them　en　pension；　I　found　that　providence；　with　his　usual　foresight；　had　placed　me　next　to　a　very　charming　American　girl　of　the　type　that　I　was　particularly　wishful　to　study。　　She　seemed　equally　wishful　to　be　studied；　and　we　got　on　amazingly　from　the　first　moment　of　our　acquaintance。　　By　the　middle　of　dinner　we　were　pressing　each　other's　feet　under　the　table；　and　when　coffee　and　cigarettes　had　come；　we　were　affianced　lovers。　　〃Why　should　I　blush　to　own　I　love？〃　was　evidently　my　quaint　little　companion's　motto；　and　indeed　she　didn't　blush　to　own　it　to　the　whole　table；　and　publicly　to　announce　that　I　was　the　dearest　boy；　and　absolutely　the　most　lovable　man　she　had　　met。　　There　was　nothing　she　wouldn't　do　for　me。　　Would　she　brave　the　terrors　of　the　Latin　Quarter　with　me；　I　asked；　and　introduce　me　to　the　terrible　Cafe　d'Harcourt；　about　which　William　and　Dora　had　suffered　such　searchings　of　heart？　　〃Why；　certainly；　there　was　nothing　in　that；〃　she　said。　　So　we　went。

Nothing　is　more　absurd　and　unjust　than　those　crude　labels　of　national　character　which　label　one　country　virtuous　and　another　vicious；　one　musical　and　another　literary。　　Thus　France　has　an　unjust　reputation　for　vice；　and　England　an　equally　unjust　reputation　for　virtue。

I　had　always；　I　confess；　been　brought　up　to　think　of　Paris　as　a　sort　of　Sodom　and　Gomorrah　in　one。　　Good　Americans　might　go　to　Paris；　according　to　the　American　theory　of　a　future　state；　but；　certainly　I　had　thought；　no　good　Englishman　ever　went　thereexcept；　maybe；　on　behalf　of　the　Vigilance　Society。　　Well；　it　may　sound　an　odd　thing　to　say；　but　what　impressed　me　most　of　all　was　the　absolute　innocence　of　the　place。

I　mean　this　quite　seriously。　　For　surely　one　important　condition　of　innocence　is　unconsciousness　of　doing　wrong。　　The　poor　despised　Parisian　may　be　a　very　wicked　and　depraved　person；　but　certainly　he　goes　about　with　an　absolute　unconsciousness　of　it　upon　his　gay　and　kindly　countenance。

〃Seeing　the　world〃　usually　means　seeing　everything　in　it　that　most　decent　people　won't　look　at；　but　when　you　come　to　look　at　these　terrible　things　and　places；　what　do　you　find？　　Why；　absolute　disappointment！

Have　you　ever　read　that　most　amusing　book；　〃Baedeker　on　Paris〃？

I　know　nothing　more　delightful　than　the　notes　to　the　Montmartre　and　Latin　Quarters。　　The　places　to　which　you；　as　a　smug　Briton；　may　or　may　not　take　a　lady！　　The　scale　of　wickedness　allowed　to　the　waxwork　British　lady　is　most　charmingly　graduated。　　I　had　read　that　the　cafe　where　we　were　sitting　was　one　of　the　most　terrible　places　in　Paris；the　Cafe　d'Harcourt；　where　the　students　of　the　Latin　Quarter　take　their　nice　little　domestic　mistresses　to　supper。　　But　Baedeker　was　dreadfully　Pecksniffian　about　these　poor　innocent　etudiantes；　many　of　whom　love　their　lovers　much　more　truly　than　many　a　British　wife　loves　her　husband；　and　are　much　better　loved　in　return。　　If　you　doubt　it；　dare　to　pay　attention　to　one　of　these　young　ladies；　and　you　will　probably　have　to　fight　a　duel　for　it。　　In　fact；　these　romantic　relations　are　much　more　careful　of　honour　than　conventional　ones；　for　love；　and　not　merely　law；　keeps　guard。

I　looked　around　me。　　Where　were　those　terrible　things　I　had　read　of？　　Where　was　this　hell　which　I　had　reasonably　expected　would　gape　leagues　of　sulphur　and　blue　flame　beneath　the　little　marble　table？　　I　mentally　resolved　to　bring　an　action　against　Baedeker　for　false　information。　　For　what　did　I　see？　　Simply　pairs　and　groups　of　young　men　and　women　chattering　amiably　in　front　of　their　〃bocks〃　or　their　〃Americains。〃　　Here　and　there　a　student　would　have　his　arm　round　a　waist　every　one　else　envied　him。　　One　student　was　prettily　trying　a　pair　of　new　gloves　upon　his　little　woman's　hand。　　Here　and　there　blithe　songs　would　spring　up；　from　sheer　gladness　of　heart；　and　never　was　such　a　buzz　of　happy　young　people；　not　even　at　a　Sunday…school　treat。　　To　me　it　seemed　absolutely　Arcadian；　and　I　thought　of　Daphnis　and　Chloe　and　the　early　world。　　Nothing　indecorous　or　gross；　all　perfectly　pretty　and　seemly。

On　our　way　home　Semiramis　was　so　sweet　to　me；　in　her　innocent；　artless　frankness；　that　I　went　to　bed　with　an　intoxicating　feeling　that　I　must　be　irresistible　indeed；　to　have　so　completely　conquered　so　true　a　heart　in　so　few　hours。　　I　was　the　more　flattered　because　I　am　not　a　vain　man；　and　am　not；　like　some；　accustomed　to　take　hearts　as　the　Israelites　took　Jericho　with　the　blast　of　one's　own　trumpet。

But；　alas！　my　dream　of　universal　irresistibility　was　but　short…lived；　for　next　afternoon；　as　William　and　I　sat　out　at　some　cafe　together；　I　found　myself　the　object　of　chaff。

〃Well；〃　said　William；　〃how　goes　the　love…affair？〃

I　flushed　somewhat　indignantly　at　his　manner　with　sanctities。

〃I　see！〃　he　said；　〃I　see！　　You　are　already　corded　and　labelled；　and　will　be　shipped　over　by　the　next　mail；‘To　Miss　Semiramis　Wilcox；　1001　99th　St。；　Philadelphia；　U。S。A。　　Man　with　care。'　　Well；　I　did　think　you'd　got　an　eye　in　your　head。　Look　here；　don't　be　a　fool！　　I　suppose　she　said　you　were　the　first　and　last。　　The　last　you　certainly　were。　　There　are　limits　even　to　the　speed　of　American　g