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〃Madame Rabourdin is charming;〃 said the minister's wife; wishing to
say the civil thing to the head of a bureau。
The children all gazed at Rabourdin with curiosity。 The poor man had
come there expecting some serious; even solemn; result; and he was
like a great fish caught in the threads of a flimsy net; he struggled
with himself。
〃Madame la comtesse is very good;〃 he said。
〃Shall I not have the pleasure of seeing Madame here some Wednesday?〃
said the countess。 〃Pray bring her; it will give me pleasure。〃
〃Madame Rabourdin herself receives on Wednesdays;〃 interrupted des
Lupeaulx; who knew the empty civility of an invitation to the official
Wednesdays; 〃but since you are so kind as to wish for her; you will
soon give one of your private parties; and〃
The countess rose with some irritation。
〃You are the master of my ceremonies;〃 she said to des Lupeaulx;
ambiguous words; by which she expressed the annoyance she felt with
the secretary for presuming to interfere with her private parties; to
which she admitted only a select few。 She left the room without bowing
to Rabourdin; who remained alone with des Lupeaulx; the latter was
twisting in his fingers the confidential letter to the minister which
Rabourdin had intrusted to La Briere。 Rabourdin recognized it。
〃You have never really known me;〃 said des Lupeaulx。 〃Friday evening
we will come to a full understanding。 Just now I must go and receive
callers; his Excellency saddles me with that burden when he has other
matters to attend to。 But I repeat; Rabourdin; don't worry yourself;
you have nothing to fear。〃
Rabourdin walked slowly through the corridors; amazed and confounded
by this singular turn of events。 He had expected Dutocq to denounce
him; and found he had not been mistaken; des Lupeaulx had certainly
seen the document which judged him so severely; and yet des Lupeaulx
was fawning on his judge! It was all incomprehensible。 Men of upright
minds are often at a loss to understand complicated intrigues; and
Rabourdin was lost in a maze of conjecture without being able to
discover the object of the game which the secretary was playing。
〃Either he has not read the part about himself; or he loves my wife。〃
Such were the two thoughts to which his mind arrived as he crossed the
courtyard; for the glance he had intercepted the night before between
des Lupeaulx and Celestine came back to his memory like a flash of
lightning。
CHAPTER VI
THE WORMS AT WORK
Rabourdin's bureau was during his absence a prey to the keenest
excitement; for the relation between the head officials and the clerks
in a government office is so regulated that; when a minister's
messenger summons the head of a bureau to his Excellency's presence
(above all at the latter's breakfast hour); there is no end to the
comments that are made。 The fact that the present unusual summons
followed so closely on the death of Monsieur de la Billardiere seemed
to give special importance to the circumstance; which was made known
to Monsieur Saillard; who came at once to confer with Baudoyer。
Bixiou; who happened at the moment to be at work with the latter; left
him to converse with his father…in…law and betook himself to the
bureau Rabourdin; where the usual routine was of course interrupted。
Bixiou 'entering'。 〃I thought I should find you at a white heat! Don't
you know what's going on down below? The virtuous woman is done for!
yes; done for; crushed! Terrible scene at the ministry!〃
Dutocq 'looking fixedly at him'。 〃Are you telling the truth?〃
Bixiou。 〃Pray; who would regret it? Not you; certainly; for you will
be made under…head…clerk and du Bruel head of the bureau。 Monsieur
Baudoyer gets the division。〃
Fleury。 〃I'll bet a hundred francs that Baudoyer will never be head of
the division。〃
Vimeux。 〃I'll join in the bet; will you; Monsieur Poiret?〃
Poiret。 〃I retire in January。〃
Bixiou。 〃Is it possible? are we to lose the sight of those shoe…ties?
What will the ministry be without you? Will nobody take up the bet on
my side?〃
Dutocq。 〃I can't; for I know the facts。 Monsieur Rabourdin is
appointed。 Monsieur de la Billardiere requested it of the two
ministers on his death…bed; blaming himself for having taken the
emoluments of an office of which Rabourdin did all the work; he felt
remorse of conscience; and the ministers; to quiet him; promised to
appoint Rabourdin unless higher powers intervened。〃
Bixiou。 〃Gentlemen; are you all against me? seven to one;for I know
which side you'll take; Monsieur Phellion。 Well; I'll bet a dinner
costing five hundred francs at the Rocher de Cancale that Rabourdin
does not get La Billardiere's place。 That will cost you only a hundred
francs each; and I'm risking five hundred;five to one against me! Do
you take it up?〃 'Shouting into the next room。' 〃Du Bruel; what say
you?〃
Phellion 'laying down his pen'。 〃Monsieur; may I ask on what you base
that contingent proposal?for contingent it is。 But stay; I am wrong
to call it a proposal; I should say contract。 A wager constitutes a
contract。〃
Fleury。 〃No; no; you can only apply the word 'contract' to agreements
that are recognized in the Code。 Now the Code allows of no action for
the recovery of a bet。〃
Dutocq。 〃Proscribe a thing and you recognize it。〃
Bixiou。 〃Good! my little man。〃
Poiret。 〃Dear me!〃
Fleury。 〃True! when one refuses to pay one's debts; that's recognizing
them。〃
Thuillier。 〃You would make famous lawyers。〃
Poiret。 〃I am as curious as Monsieur Phellion to know what grounds
Monsieur Bixiou has for〃
Bixiou 'shouting across the office'。 〃Du Bruel! Will you bet?〃
Du Bruel 'appearing at the door'。 〃Heavens and earth; gentlemen; I'm
very busy; I have something very difficult to do; I've got to write an
obituary notice of Monsieur de la Billardiere。 I do beg you to be
quiet; you can laugh and bet afterwards。〃
Bixiou。 〃That's true; du Bruel; the praise of an honest man is a very
difficult thing to write。 I'd rather any day draw a caricature of
him。〃
Du Bruel。 〃Do come and help me; Bixiou。〃
Bixiou 'following him'。 〃I'm willing; though I can do such things much
better when eating。〃
Du Bruel。 〃Well; we will go and dine together afterwards。 But listen;
this is what I have written〃 'reads' 〃'The Church and the Monarchy are
daily losing many of those who fought for them in Revolutionary
times。'〃
Bixiou。 〃Bad; very bad; why don't you say; 'Death carries on its
ravages amongst the few surviving defenders of the monarchy and the
old and faithful servants of the King; whose heart bleeds under these
reiterated blows?'〃 'Du Bruel writes rapidly。' 〃'Monsieur le Baron
Flamet de la Billardiere died this morning of dropsy; caused by heart
disease。' You see; it is just as well to show there are hearts in
government offices; and you ought to slip in a little flummery about
the emotions of the Royalists during the Terror;might be useful;
hey! But stay;no! the petty papers would be sure to say the emotions
came more from the stomach than the heart。 Better leave that out。 What
are you writing now?〃
Du Bruel 'reading'。 〃'Issuing from an old parliamentary stock in which
devotion to the throne was hereditary; as was also attachment to the
faith of our fathers; Monsieur de la Billardiere'〃
Bixiou。 〃Better say Monsieur le Baron de la Billardiere。〃
Du Bruel。 〃But he wasn't baron in 1793。〃
Bixiou。 〃No matter。 Don't you remember that under the Empire Fouche
was telling an anecdote about the Convention; in which he had to quote
Robespierre; and he said; 'Robespierre called out to me; 〃Duc
d'Otrante; go to the Hotel de Ville。〃' There's a precedent for you!〃
Du Bruel。 〃Let me just write that down; I can use it in a vaudeville。
But to go back to what we were saying。 I don't want to put 'Monsieur
le baron;' because I am reservin