the american claimant-第3章
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something about the place which betrayed the presence in the house of
somebody with a happy taste and an effective touch。
Even the deadly chromos on the walls were somehow without offence;
in fact they seemed to belong there and to add an attraction to the room…
…a fascination; anyway; for whoever got his eye on one of them was like
to gaze and suffer till he diedyou have seen that kind of pictures。
Some of these terrors were landscapes; some libeled the sea; some were
ostensible portraits; all were crimes。 All the portraits were
recognizable as dead Americans of distinction; and yet; through labeling
added; by a daring hand; they were all doing duty here as 〃Earls of
Rossmore。〃 The newest one had left the works as Andrew Jackson; but was
doing its best now; as 〃Simon Lathers Lord Rossmore; Present Earl。〃
On one wall was a cheap old railroad map of Warwickshire。 This had been
newly labeled 〃The Rossmore Estates。〃 On the opposite; wall was another
map; and this was the most imposing decoration of the establishment and
the first to catch a stranger's attention; because of its great size。
It had once borne simply the title SIBERIA; but now the word 〃FUTURE〃 had
been written in front of that word。 There were other additions; in red
inkmany cities; with great populations set down; scattered over the
vast…country at points where neither cities nor populations exist to…day。
One of these cities; with population placed at 1;500;000; bore the name
〃Libertyorloffskoizalinski;〃 and there was a still more populous one;
centrally located and marked 〃Capital;〃 which bore the name
〃Freedomolovnaivanovich。〃
The 〃mansion〃the Colonel's usual name for the housewas a rickety old
two…story frame of considerable size; which had been painted; some time
or other; but had nearly forgotten it。 It was away out in the ragged
edge of Washington and had once been somebody's country place。 It had a
neglected yard around it; with a paling fence that needed straightening
up; in places; and a gate that would stay shut。 By the door…post were
several modest tin signs。 〃Col。 Mulberry Sellers; Attorney at Law and
Claim Agent;〃 was the principal one。 One learned from the others that
the Colonel was a Materializer; a Hypnotizer; a Mind…Cure dabbler; and so
on。 For he was a man who could always find things to do。
A white…headed negro man; with spectacles and damaged white cotton gloves
appeared in the presence; made a stately obeisance and announced:
〃Marse Washington Hawkins; suh。〃
〃Great Scott! Show him in; Dan'l; show him in。〃
The Colonel and his wife were on their feet in a moment; and the next
moment were joyfully wringing the hands of a stoutish; discouraged…
looking man whose general aspect suggested that he was fifty years old;
but whose hair swore to a hundred。
〃Well; well; well; Washington; my boy; it is good to look at you again。
Sit down; sit down; and make yourself at home。 There; nowwhy; you look
perfectly natural; aging a little; just a little; but you'd have known
him anywhere; wouldn't you; Polly?〃
〃Oh; yes; Berry; he's just like his pa would have looked if ;he'd lived。
Dear; dear; where have you dropped from? Let me see; how long is it
since〃
I should say it's all of fifteen‘ years; Mrs。 Sellers。〃
〃Well; well; how time does get away with us。 Yes; and oh; the changes
that〃
There was a sudden catch of her voice and a trembling of the lip; the men
waiting reverently for her to; get command of herself and go on; but
after a little struggle she turned away; with her apron to her eyes; and
softly disappeared。。
〃Seeing you made her think of the children; poor thingdear; dear;
they're all dead but the youngest。
But banish care; it's no time for it nowon with the dance; let joy be
unconfined is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance; or any joy to
unconfineyou'll be the healthier for it every time;every time;
Washingtonit's my experience; and I've seen a good deal of this world。
Comewhere have you disappeared to all these years; and are you from
there; now; or where are you from?〃
〃I don't quite think you would ever guess; Colonel。 Cherokee Strip。〃
〃My land!〃
〃Sure as you live。〃
〃You can't mean it。 Actually living out there?〃
〃Well; yes; if a body may call it that; though it's a pretty strong term
for 'dobies and jackass rabbits; boiled beans and slap…jacks; depression;
withered hopes; poverty in all its varieties〃
〃Louise out there?〃
〃Yes; and the children。〃
〃Out there now?〃
〃Yes; I couldn't afford to bring them with me。〃
〃Oh; I see;you had to comeclaim against the government。 Make
yourself perfectly easyI'll take care of that。〃
〃But it isn't a claim against the government。〃
〃No? Want to be postmaster? That's all right。 Leave it to me。 I'll
fix it。〃
〃But it isn't postmasteryou're all astray yet。〃
〃Well; good gracious; Washington; why don't you come out and tell me what
it is? What; do you want to be so reserved and distrustful with an old
friend like me; for? Don't you reckon I can keep a se'
〃There's no secret about ityou merely don't give me a chance to〃
〃Now look here; old friend; I know the human race; and I know that when a
man comes to Washington; I don't care if it's from heaven; let alone
Cherokee…Strip; it's because he wants something。 And I know that as a
rule he's not going to get it; that he'll stay and tryfor another thing
and won't get that; the same luck with the next and the next and the
next; and keeps on till he strikes bottom; and is too poor and ashamed to
go back; even to Cherokee Strip; and at last his heart breaksand they
take up a collection and bury him。 Theredon't interrupt me; I know
what I'm talking about。 Happy and prosperous in the Far West wasn't I?
You know that。 Principal citizen of Hawkeye; looked up to by everybody;
kind of an autocrat; actually a kind of an autocrat; Washington。 Well;
nothing would do but I must go Minister to St。 James; the Governor and
everybody insisting; you know; and so at last I consentedno getting out
of it; had to do it; so here I came。 A day too late; Washington。 Think
of thatwhat little things change the world's historyyes; sir; the
place had been filled。 Well; there I was; you see。 I offered to
compromise and go to Paris。 The President was very sorry and all that;
but that place; you see; didn't belong to the West; so there I was again。
There was no help for it; so I had to stoop a littlewe all reach the
day some time or other when we've got to do that; Washington; and it's
not a bad thing for us; either; take it by and large and all around
I had to stoop a little and offer to take Constantinople。 Washington;
consider thisfor it's perfectly truewithin a month I asked for China;
within another month I begged for Japan; one year later I was away down;
down; down; supplicating with tears and anguish for the bottom office in
the gift of the government of the United StatesFlint…Picker in the
cellars of the War Department。 And by George I didn't get it。〃
〃Flint…Picker?〃
〃Yes。 Office established in the time of the Revolution; last century。
The musket…flints for the military posts were supplied from the capitol。
They do it yet; for although the flint…arm has gone out and the forts
have tumbled down; the decree hasn't been repealedbeen overlooked and
forgotten; you seeand so the vacancies where old Ticonderoga and others
used to stand; still get their six quarts of gun…flints a year just the
same。〃
Washington said musingly after a pause:
〃How strange it seemsto start for Minister to England at twenty
thousand a year and fail for flintpicker at〃
〃Three dollars a week。 It's human life; Washingtonjust an epitome of
human ambition; and struggle; and the outcome: you aim for the palace and
get drowned in the sewer。〃
There was another meditative silence。 Then Washington said; with earnest
compassion in his voice
〃And so; after coming here; against your inclination; to satisfy your
sense of patriotic duty and appease a selfish public clamor; you get
absolutely nothing for it。〃
〃Nothing?〃 The Colonel had to get up and stand; to get room for his
amazement to expand。 〃Noth