miss billie married-第44章
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a little earlier than usual this year。
‘‘But you'll be so lonesome; Uncle William;''
Billy demurred; ‘‘in this great house all alone!''
‘‘Oh; no; I sha'n't;'' rejoined Uncle William。
‘‘I shall only be sleeping here; you know;'' he
finished。 with a slightly peculiar smile。
It was well; perhaps; that Billy did not exactly
realize the significance of that smile; nor the
unconscious emphasis on the word ‘‘sleeping;'' for
it would have troubled her not a little。
William; to tell the truth; was quite anticipating
that sleeping。 William's nights had not been
exactly restful since the baby came。 His evenings;
too; had not been the peaceful things they
were wont to be。
Some of Billy's Rules and Tests were strenuously
objected to on the part of her small son;
and the young man did not hesitate to show it。
Billy said that it was good for the baby to cry;
that it developed his lungs; but William was very
sure that it was not good for _him_。 Certainly;
when the baby did cry; William never could help
hovering near the center of disturbance; and he
always _had_ to remind Billy that it might be a pin;
you know; or some cruel thing that was hurting。
As if he; William; a great strong man; could sit
calmly by and smoke a pipe; or lie in his comfortable
bed and sleep; while that blessed little baby
was crying his heart out like that! Of course; if
one did not _know_ he was crying Hence William's
anticipation of those quiet; restful nights
when he could not know it。
Very soon after Billy's arrival at the cottage;
Aunt Hannah and Alice Greggory came down for
a day's visit。 Aunt Hannah had been away from
Boston for several weeks; so it was some time
since she had seen the baby。
‘‘My; but hasn't he grown!'' she exclaimed;
picking the baby up and stooping to give him a
snuggling kiss。 The next instant she almost
dropped the little fellow; so startling had been
Billy's cry。
‘‘No; no; wait; Aunt Hannah; please;'' Billy
was entreating; hurrying to the little corner
cupboard。 In a moment she was back with a small
bottle and a bit of antiseptic cotton。 ‘‘We
always sterilize our lips now before we kiss him
it's so much safer; you know。''
Aunt Hannah sat down limply; the baby still
in her arms。
‘‘Fiddlededee; Billy! What an absurd idea!
What have you got in that bottle?''
‘‘Why; Aunt Hannah; it's just a little simple
listerine;'' bridled Billy; ‘‘and it isn't absurd at
all。 It's very sensible。 My ‘Hygienic Guide for
Mothers' says''
‘‘Well; I suppose I may kiss his hand;'' interposed
Aunt Hannah; just a little curtly; ‘‘without
subjecting myself to a City Hospital treatment!''
Billy laughed shamefacedly; but she still held
her ground。
‘‘No; you can'tnor even his foot。 He might
get them in his mouth。 Aunt Hannah; why does
a baby think that everything; from his own toes
to his father's watch fob and the plush balls on a
caller's wrist…bag; is made to eat? As if I could
sterilize everything; and keep him from getting
hold of germs somewhere!''
‘‘You'll have to have a germ…proof room for
him;'' laughed Alice Greggory; playfully snapping
her fingers at the baby in Aunt Hannah's
lap。
Billy turned eagerly。
‘‘Oh; did you read about that; too?'' she
cried。 ‘‘I thought it was _so_ interesting; and I
wondered if I could do it。''
Alice stared frankly。
‘‘You don't mean to say they actually _have_
such things;'' she challenged。
‘‘Well; I read about them in a magazine;''
asserted Billy; ‘‘how you could have a germ…
proof room。 They said it was very simple; too。
Just pasteurize the air; you know; by heating it
to one hundred and ten and one…half degrees
Fahrenheit for seventeen and one…half minutes。 I
remember just the figures。''
‘‘Simple; indeed! It sounds so;'' scoffed Aunt
Hannah; with uplifted eyebrows。
‘‘Oh; well; I couldn't do it; of course;'' admitted
Billy; regretfully。 ‘‘Bertram never'd stand for
that in the world。 He's always rushing in to show
the baby off to every Tom; Dick and Harry and
his wife that comes; and of course if you opened
the nursery door; that would let in those germ
things; and you _couldn't_ very well pasteurize your
callers by heating them to one hundred and ten
and one…half degrees for seventeen and one…half
minutes! I don't see how you could manage such
a room; anyway; unless you had a system of
of rooms like locks; same as they do for water in
canals。''
‘‘Oh; my grief and consciencelocks;
indeed!'' almost groaned Aunt Hannah。 ‘‘Here;
Alice; will you please take this childthat is; if
you have a germ…proof certificate about you to
show to his mother。 I want to take off my bonnet
and gloves。''
‘‘Take him? Of course I'll take him;'' laughed
Alice; ‘‘and right under his mother's nose; too;''
she added; with a playful grimace at Billy。 ‘‘And
we'll make pat…a…cakes; and send the little pigs
to market; and have such a beautiful time that
we'll forget there ever was such a thing in the
world as an old germ。 Eh; babykins?''
‘‘Babykins'' cooed his unqualified approval
of this plan; but his mother looked troubled。
‘‘That's all right; Alice。 You may play with
him;'' she frowned doubtfully; ‘‘but you mustn't
do it long; you knownot over five minutes。''
‘‘Five minutes! Well; I like that; when I've
come all the way from Boston purposely to see
him;'' pouted Alice。 ‘‘What's the matter now?
Time for his nap?''
‘‘Oh; no; not forthirteen minutes;'' replied
Billy; consulting the watch at her belt。 ‘‘But
we never play with Baby more than five minutes
at a time。 My ‘Scientific Care of Infants' says
it isn't wise; that with some babies it's positively
dangerous; until after they're six months old。 It
makes them nervous; and forces their mind; you
know;'' she explained anxiously。 ‘‘So of course
we'd want to be careful。 Bertram; Jr。; isn't quite
four; yet。''
‘‘Why; yes; of course;'' murmured Alice;
politely; stopping a pat…a…cake before it was half
baked。
The infant; as if suspecting that he was being
deprived of his lawful baby rights; began to fret
and whimper。
‘‘Poor itty sing;'' crooned Aunt Hannah; who;
having divested herself of bonnet and gloves;
came hurriedly forward with outstretched hands。
‘‘Do they just 'buse 'em? Come here to your old
auntie; sweetems; and we'll go walkee。 I saw a
bow…wowsuch a tunnin' ickey wickey bow…
wow on the steps when I came in。 Come; we go
see ickey wickey bow…wow?''
‘‘Aunt Hannah; _please!_'' protested Billy; both
hands upraised in horror。 ‘‘_Won't_ you say ‘dog;'
and leave out that dreadful ‘ickey wickey'?
Of course he can't understand things now; really;
but we never know when he'll begin to; and we
aren't ever going to let him hear baby…talk at all;
if we can help it。 And truly; when you come to
think of it; it is absurd to expect a child to talk
sensibly and rationally on the mental diet of
‘moo…moos' and ‘choo…choos' served out to
them。 Our Professor of Metaphysics and Ideology
in our Child Study Course says that nothing
is so receptive and plastic as the Mind of a Little
Child; and that it is perfectly appalling how we
fill it with trivial absurdities that haven't even
the virtue of being accurate。 So that's why we're
trying to be so careful with Baby。 You didn't
mind my speaking; I know; Aunt Hannah。''
‘‘Oh; no; of course not; Billy;'' retorted Aunt
Hannah; a little tartly; and with a touch of sarcasm
most unlike her gentle self。 ‘‘I'm sure I
shouldn't wish to fill this infant's plastic mind
with anything so appalling as trivial inaccuracies。
May I be pardoned for suggesting; however;''
she went on as the baby's whimper threatened to
become a lusty wail; ‘‘that this young gentleman
cries as if he were sleepy and hungry?''
‘‘Yes; h