the holly-tree-第6章
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bedrooms of those inns; overlooking the river; and the ferry; and
the green ait; and the church…spire; and the country bridge; and to
the pearless Emma with the bright eyes and the pretty smile; who
waited; bless her! with a natural grace that would have converted
Blue…Beard。 Casting my eyes upon my Holly…Tree fire; I next
discerned among the glowing coals the pictures of a score or more of
those wonderful English posting…inns which we are all so sorry to
have lost; which were so large and so comfortable; and which were
such monuments of British submission to rapacity and extortion。 He
who would see these houses pining away; let him walk from
Basingstoke; or even Windsor; to London; by way of Hounslow; and
moralise on their perishing remains; the stables crumbling to dust;
unsettled labourers and wanderers bivouacking in the outhouses;
grass growing in the yards; the rooms; where erst so many hundred
beds of down were made up; let off to Irish lodgers at eighteenpence
a week; a little ill…looking beer…shop shrinking in the tap of
former days; burning coach…house gates for firewood; having one of
its two windows bunged up; as if it had received punishment in a
fight with the Railroad; a low; bandy…legged; brick…making bulldog
standing in the doorway。 What could I next see in my fire so
naturally as the new railway…house of these times near the dismal
country station; with nothing particular on draught but cold air and
damp; nothing worth mentioning in the larder but new mortar; and no
business doing beyond a conceited affectation of luggage in the
hall? Then I came to the Inns of Paris; with the pretty apartment
of four pieces up one hundred and seventy…five waxed stairs; the
privilege of ringing the bell all day long without influencing
anybody's mind or body but your own; and the not…too…much…for…
dinner; considering the price。 Next to the provincial Inns of
France; with the great church…tower rising above the courtyard; the
horse…bells jingling merrily up and down the street beyond; and the
clocks of all descriptions in all the rooms; which are never right;
unless taken at the precise minute when; by getting exactly twelve
hours too fast or too slow; they unintentionally become so。 Away I
went; next; to the lesser roadside Inns of Italy; where all the
dirty clothes in the house (not in wear) are always lying in your
anteroom; where the mosquitoes make a raisin pudding of your face in
summer; and the cold bites it blue in winter; where you get what you
can; and forget what you can't: where I should again like to be
boiling my tea in a pocket…handkerchief dumpling; for want of a
teapot。 So to the old palace Inns and old monastery Inns; in towns
and cities of the same bright country; with their massive
quadrangular staircases; whence you may look from among clustering
pillars high into the blue vault of heaven; with their stately
banqueting…rooms; and vast refectories; with their labyrinths of
ghostly bedchambers; and their glimpses into gorgeous streets that
have no appearance of reality or possibility。 So to the close
little Inns of the Malaria districts; with their pale attendants;
and their peculiar smell of never letting in the air。 So to the
immense fantastic Inns of Venice; with the cry of the gondolier
below; as he skims the corner; the grip of the watery odours on one
particular little bit of the bridge of your nose (which is never
released while you stay there); and the great bell of St。 Mark's
Cathedral tolling midnight。 Next I put up for a minute at the
restless Inns upon the Rhine; where your going to bed; no matter at
what hour; appears to be the tocsin for everybody else's getting up;
and where; in the table…d'hote room at the end of the long table
(with several Towers of Babel on it at the other end; all made of
white plates); one knot of stoutish men; entirely dressed in jewels
and dirt; and having nothing else upon them; will remain all night;
clinking glasses; and singing about the river that flows; and the
grape that grows; and Rhine wine that beguiles; and Rhine woman that
smiles and hi drink drink my friend and ho drink drink my brother;
and all the rest of it。 I departed thence; as a matter of course;
to other German Inns; where all the eatables are soddened down to
the same flavour; and where the mind is disturbed by the apparition
of hot puddings; and boiled cherries; sweet and slab; at awfully
unexpected periods of the repast。 After a draught of sparkling beer
from a foaming glass jug; and a glance of recognition through the
windows of the student beer…houses at Heidelberg and elsewhere; I
put out to sea for the Inns of America; with their four hundred beds
apiece; and their eight or nine hundred ladies and gentlemen at
dinner every day。 Again I stood in the bar…rooms thereof; taking my
evening cobbler; julep; sling; or cocktail。 Again I listened to my
friend the General;whom I had known for five minutes; in the
course of which period he had made me intimate for life with two
Majors; who again had made me intimate for life with three Colonels;
who again had made me brother to twenty…two civilians;again; I
say; I listened to my friend the General; leisurely expounding the
resources of the establishment; as to gentlemen's morning…room; sir;
ladies' morning…room; sir; gentlemen's evening…room; sir; ladies'
evening…room; sir; ladies' and gentlemen's evening reuniting…room;
sir; music…room; sir; reading…room; sir; over four hundred sleeping…
rooms; sir; and the entire planned and finited within twelve
calendar months from the first clearing off of the old encumbrances
on the plot; at a cost of five hundred thousand dollars; sir。 Again
I found; as to my individual way of thinking; that the greater; the
more gorgeous; and the more dollarous the establishment was; the
less desirable it was。 Nevertheless; again I drank my cobbler;
julep; sling; or cocktail; in all good…will; to my friend the
General; and my friends the Majors; Colonels; and civilians all;
full well knowing that; whatever little motes my beamy eyes may have
descried in theirs; they belong to a kind; generous; large…hearted;
and great people。
I had been going on lately at a quick pace to keep my solitude out
of my mind; but here I broke down for good; and gave up the subject。
What was I to do? What was to become of me? Into what extremity
was I submissively to sink? Supposing that; like Baron Trenck; I
looked out for a mouse or spider; and found one; and beguiled my
imprisonment by training it? Even that might be dangerous with a
view to the future。 I might be so far gone when the road did come
to be cut through the snow; that; on my way forth; I might burst
into tears; and beseech; like the prisoner who was released in his
old age from the Bastille; to be taken back again to the five
windows; the ten curtains; and the sinuous drapery。
A desperate idea came into my head。 Under any other circumstances I
should have rejected it; but; in the strait at which I was; I held
it fast。 Could I so far overcome the inherent bashfulness which
withheld me from the landlord's table and the company I might find
there; as to call up the Boots; and ask him to take a chair;and
something in a liquid form;and talk to me? I could; I would; I
did。
SECOND BRANCHTHE BOOTS
Where had he been in his time? he repeated; when I asked him the
question。 Lord; he had been everywhere! And what had he been?
Bless you; he had been everything you could mention a'most!
Seen a good deal? Why; of course he had。 I should say so; he could
assure me; if I only knew about a twentieth part of what had come in
his way。 Why; it would be easier for him; he expected; to tell what
he hadn't seen than what he had。 Ah! A deal; it would。
What was the curiousest thing he had seen? Well! He didn't know。
He couldn't momently name what was the curiousest thing he had seen…
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