the voice of the city-第24章
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the night somebody rolled on me quilt and stuck his
knees against the Adam's apple of me。 And three
times I judged his character by running me hand over
his face; and three times I rose up and kicked the in…
truder down the hill to the gravelly walk below。 And
then some one with a flavor of Kelly's whiskey snug…
gled up to me; and I found his nose turned up the
right way; and I says: ' Is that you; then; Patsey?
and he says; 'It is; Carney。 How long do you think
it'll last?'
〃' I'm no weather…prophet;' says I; 'but if they
bring out a strong anti…Tammany ticket next fall it
ought to get us home in time to sleep on a bed once
or twice before they line us up at the polls。'
〃A…playing of my flute into the airshaft; I says
Patsey Rourke; 'and a…perspiring in me own windy
to the joyful noise of the passing trains and the smell
of liver and onions and a…reading of the latest mur…
der in the smoke of the cooking is well enough for
me;' says he。 'What is this herding us in grass for;
not to mention the crawling things with legs that walk
up the trousers of us; and the Jersey snipes that
peck at us; masquerading under the name and denom…
ination of mosquitoes。 What is it all for Carney; and
the rint going on just the same over at the flats?'
〃Tis the great annual Municipal Free Night
Outing Lawn Party;' says I; 'given by the polis;
Hetty Green and the Drug Trust。 During the heated
season they hold a week of it in the principal parks。
'Tis a scheme to reach that portion of the people
that's not worth taking up to North Beach for a
fish fry。'
〃' I can't sleep on the ground;' says Patsey; 'wid
any benefit。 I have the hay fever and the rheuma…
tism; and me car is full of ants。'
〃Well; the night goes on; and the ex…tenants of
the Flats groans and stumbles around in the dark;
trying to find rest and recreation in the forest。 The
children is screaming with the coldness; and the jan…
itor makes hot tea for 'em and keeps the fires going
with the signboards that point to the Tavern and the
Casino。 The tenants try to lay down on the grass by
families in the dark; but you're lucky if you can sleep
next to a man from the same floor or believing in
the same religion。 Now and then a Murpby; acci…
dental; rolls over on the grass of a Rosenstein; or
a Cohen tries to crawl under the O'Grady bush; and
then there's a feeling of noses and somebody is rolled
down the hill to the driveway and stays there。 There
is some hair…pulling among the women folks; and
everybody spanks the nearest howling kid to him by
the sense of feeling only; regardless of its parentage
and ownership。 'Tis hard to keep up the social dis…
tinctions in the dark that flourish by daylight in the
Beersheba Flats。 Mrs。 Rafferty; that despises the
asphalt that a Dago treads on; wakes up in the morn…
ing with her feet in the bosom of Antonio Spizzinelli。
And Mike O'Dowd; that always threw peddlers down…
stairs as fast as he came upon 'em; has to unwind old
Isaacstein's whiskers from around his neck; and wake
up the whole gang at daylight。 But here and there
some few got acquainted and overlooked the discom…
forts of the elements。 There was five engagements to
be married announced at the flats the next morning。
About midnight I gets up and wrings the dew out
of my hair; and goes to the side of the driveway
and sits down。 At one side of the park I could see
the lights in the streets and houses; and I was thinking
how happy them folks was who could chase the duck
and smoke their pipes at their windows; and keep cool
and pleasant like nature intended for 'em to。
Just then an automobile stops by me; and a fine…
looking; well…dressed man steps out。
'Me man;' says he; 'can you tell me why all these
people are lying around on the grass in the park?
I thought it was against the rules。'
〃''Twas an ordinance;' says I; 'just passed by
the Polis Department and ratified by the Turf Cut…
ters' Association; providing that all persons not car…
rying a license number on their rear axles shall keep
in the public parks until further notice。 Fortu…
nately; the orders comes this year during a spell of
fine weather; and the mortality; except on the borders
of the lake and along the automobile drives; will not
be any greater than usual。'
〃'Who are these people on the side of the bill?'
asks the man。
〃'Sure;' says I; 'none others than the tenants of
the Beersheba Flats a fine home for any man;
especially on hot nights。 May daylight come soon!'
〃'They come here be night;' says be; 'and breathe
in the pure air and the fragrance of the flowers and
trees。 They do that;' says be; 'coming every night
from the burning beat of dwellings of brick and stone。'
〃'And wood;' says I。 'And marble and plaster
and iron。'
〃'The matter will be attended to at once;' says the
man; putting up his book。
〃'Are ye the Park Commissioner?' I asks。
〃'I own the Beersheba Flats;' says he。 'God
bless the grass and the trees that give extra benefits
to a man's tenants。 The rents shall be raised fifteen
per cent。 to…morrow。 Good…night;' says he。〃
THE EASTER OF THE SOUL
It is hardly likely that a goddess may die。 Then
Eastre; the old Saxon goddess of spring; must be
laughing in her muslin sleeve at people who believe
that Easter; her namesake; exists only along certain
strips of Fifth Avenue pavement after church service。
Aye! It belongs to the world。 The ptarmigan in
Chilkoot Pass discards his winter white feathers for
brown; the Patagonian Beau Brummell oils his chi…
gnon and clubs him another sweetheart to drag to his
skull…strewn flat。 And down in Chrystie Street
Mr。 〃Tiger〃 McQuirk arose with a feeling of
disquiet that be did not understand。 With a prac…
tised foot be rolled three of his younger brothers like
logs out of his way as they lay sleeping on the floor。
Before a foot…square looking glass hung by the win…
dow he stood and shaved himself。 If that may seem to
you a task too slight to be thus impressively chron…
icled; I bear with you; you do not know of the areas
to be accomplished in traversing the cheek and chin
of Mr。 McQuirk。
McQuirk; senior; had gone to work long before。
The big son of the house was idle。 He was a marble…
cutter; and the marble…cutters were out on a strike。
〃What ails ye?〃 asked his mother; looking at him
curiously; 〃are ye not feeling well the morning;
maybe now?〃
〃He's thinking along of Annie Maria Doyle; im…
pudently explained younger brother Tim; ten years
old。〃
〃Tiger〃 reached over the hand of a champion and
swept the small McQuirk from his chair。
〃I feel fine;〃 said he; 〃beyond a touch of the
I…don't…know…wbat…you…call…its。 I feel like there was
going to be earthquakes or music or a trifle of chills
and fever or maybe a picnic。 I don't know how I
feel。 I feel like knocking the face off a policeman;
or else maybe like playing Coney Island straight
across the board from pop…corn to the elephant
boudabs。〃
〃It's the spring in yer bones;〃 said Mrs。 McQuirk。
〃It's the sap risin'。 Time was when I couldn't keep
me feet still nor me head cool when the earthworms
began to crawl out in the dew of the mornin'。 'Tis
a bit of tea will do ye good; made from pipsissewa
and gentian bark at the druggist's。〃
〃Back up!〃 said Mr。 McQuirk; impatiently。
〃There's no spring in sight There's snow yet on
the shed in Donovan's backyard。 And yesterday they
puts open cars on the Sixth Avenue lines; and the
janitors have quit ordering coal。 And that means
six weeks more of winter; by all the signs that be。〃
After breakfast Mr。 McQuirk spent fifteen minutes
before the corrugated mirror; subjugating his hair
and arranging his green…and…purple ascot with its
amethyst tombstone pin…eloquent of his chosen
calling。