the commonwealth of oceana-第33章
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our resident； that never saw him do anything but make faces； would insinuate to you； at this distance； to have the only knack of state。 Whereas if you should take the pains； as I have done； to look a little nearer； you would find these same wonderful things to be nothing else but mere natural fopperies； or capriccios as they call them in Italian； even of the meanest； of that nation。 For； put the case you be travelling in Italy； ask your contadino； that is； the next country…fellow you meet； some question； and presently he ballots you an answer with a nod； which is affirmative； or a shake with his head； which is the negative box； or a shrug with his shoulder； which is the bossolo di non sinceri。 Good！ You will admire Sandys for telling you； that grotta di cane is a miracle： and I shall be laughed at； for assuring you； that it is nothing else but such a damp （continued by the neighborhood of certain sulphur mines） as through accidental heat does sometimes happen in our coalpits。 But ingratitude must not discourage an honest man from doing good。 There is not； I say； such a tongue…tied generation under heaven as your Italian； that you should not wonder if he makes signs。 But our people must have something in their diurnals； we must ever and anon be telling them our minds； or if we be at it when we raise taxes； like those gentlemen with the finger and the thumb； they will swear that we are cutpurses。 Come； I know what I have heard them say； when some men had money that wrought hard enough for it； and do you conceive they will be better pleased when they shall be told that upon like occasions you are at mumchance or stool…ball？ 〃I do not speak for myself； for though I shall always acknowledge that I got more by one year's sitting in the house than by my three years' travels； it was not of that kind。 But I hate that this same Spy； for pretending to have played at billiards with the most serene Commonwealth of Venice； should make such fools of us here； when I know that he must have had his intelligence from some corn…cutter upon the Rialto； for a noble Venetian would be hanged if he should keep such a fellow company。 And yet if I do not think he has made you all dote； never trust me； my Lord Archon is sometimes in such strange raptures。 Well； good my lord； let me be heard as well as your apple squire。 Venice has fresh blood in her cheeks； I must confess； yet she is but an old lady。 N or has he picked her cabinet； these he sends you are none of her receipts； I can assure you； he bought them for a Julio at St。 Mark's of a mountebank。 She has no other wash； upon my knowledge； for that same envied complexion of hers but her marshes； being a little better scented； saving your presence； than a chamber…pot。 My lords； I know what I say； but you will never have done with it； that neither the great Turk； nor any of those little Turks her neighbors； have been able to spoil her！ Why you may as well wonder that weasels do not suck eggs in swans' nests。 Do you think that it has lain in the devotion of her beads； which you that have puked so much at popery； are now at length resolved shall consecrate M。 Parson； and be dropped by every one of his congregation； while those same whimsical intelligences your surveyors （you will break my heart） give the turn to your primum mobile！ And so I think they will； for you will find that money is the primum mobile） and they will turn you thus out of some ？00；000 or ？00；000： a pretty sum for urns and balls； for boxes and pills； which these same quacksalvers are to administer to the parishes； and for what disease I marvel！ Or how does it work？ Out comes a constable； an overseer； and a churchwarden！ Mr。 Speaker； I am amazed！〃
Never was there goose so stuck with lard as my Lord Epimonus's speech with laughter； the Archon having much ado to recover himself in such a manner as might enable him to return these thanks：
〃In your whole lives； my lords； were you never entertained with so much ingenuity； my Lord Epimonus having at once mended all the faults of travellers。 For； first； whereas they are abominable liars； he has not told you （except some malicious body has misinformed him concerning poor Spy） one syllable of falsehood。 And； secondly； whereas they never fail to give the upper hand in all their discourses to foreign nations； still jostling their own into the kennel； he bears an honor to his country that will not dissolve in Cephalonia； nor be corrupted with figs and melons； which I can assure you is an ordinary obligation； and therefore hold it a matter of public concern that we be to no occasion of quenching my lord's affections； nor is there any such great matter between us； but； in my opinion； might be easily reconciled； for though that which my lord gained by sitting in the house； I steadfastly believe； as he can affirm； was got fairly yet dare I not； nor do I think； that upon consideration he will promise for other gamesters； especially when they were at it so high； as he intimates not only to have been in use； but to be like enough to come about again。 Wherefore say I； let them throw with boxes； for unless we will be below the politics of an ordinary； there is no such bar to cogging。 it is known to his lordship that our game is most at a throw； and that every cast of our dice is in our suffrages； nor will he deny that partiality in a suffrage is downright cogging。 If the Venetian boxes be the most sovereign of all remedies against this same cogging； is it not a strange thing that they should be thrown first into the fire by a fair gamester？ Men are naturally subject to all kinds of passions； some you have that are not able to withstand the brow of an enemy； and others that make nothing of this； are less proof against that of a friend。 So that if your suffrage be barefaced； I dare say you shall not have one fair cast in twenty。 But whatever a man's fortune be at the box； he neither knows whom to thank； nor whom to challenge。 Wherefore （that my lord may have a charitable opinion of the choice affection which I confess to have； above all other beauties； for that of incomparable Venice） there is in this way of suffrage no less than a demonstration that it is the most pure； and the purity of the suffrage in a popular government is the health； if not the life of it； seeing the soul is not otherwise breathed into the sovereign power than by the suffrage of the people。 Wherefore no wonder if Postellus be of opinion that this use of the ball is the very same with that of the bean in Athens； or that others； by the text concerning Eldad and Medad； derive it from the Commonwealth of Israel。 There is another thing； though not so material to us； that my lord will excuse me if I be not willing to yield； which is； that Venice subsists only by her situation。 it is true that a man in time of war may be more secure from his enemies by being in a citadel； but not from his diseases； wherefore the first cause； if he lives long； is his good constitution； without which his citadel were to little purpose； and it is not otherwise with Venice。〃
With this speech of the Archon I conclude the proof of the agrarian and the ballot； being the fundamental laws of this commonwealth； and come now from the centre to the circumferences or orbs； whereof some have been already shown； as how the parishes annually pour themselves into the hundreds； the hundreds into the tribes； and the tribes into the galaxies； the annual galaxy of every tribe consisting of two knights and seven deputies； whereof the knights constitute the Senate； the deputies； the prerogative tribe； commonly called the people； and the Senate and people constitute the sovereign power or Parliament of Oceana。 Whereof to show what the Parliament is； I must first open the Senate； and then the prerogative tribe。 To begin with the Senate； of which （as a man is differently represented by a picture drawer and by an anatomist） I shall first discover the face or aspect； and then the parts； with the use of them。 Every Monday morning in the summer at seven； and in the winter at eight； the great bell in the clock…house at the Pantheon begins； and continues ringing for the space of one hour； in which time the magistrates of the Senate； being attended according to their qu
