the magic skin-第14章
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is made up for by the gout; and justice is likewise tempered by red…
tape; and colds accompany cashmere shawls。〃
〃Wretch!〃 Emile broke in upon the misanthrope; 〃how can you slander
civilization here at table; up to the eyes in wines and exquisite
dishes? Eat away at that roebuck with the gilded horns and feet; and
do not carp at your mother。 。 。〃
〃Is it any fault of mine if Catholicism puts a million deities in a
sack of flour; that Republics will end in a Napoleon; that monarchy
dwells between the assassination of Henry IV。 and the trial of Louis
XVI。; and Liberalism produces Lafayettes?〃
〃Didn't you embrace him in July?〃
〃No。〃
〃Then hold your tongue; you sceptic。〃
〃Sceptics are the most conscientious of men。〃
〃They have no conscience。〃
〃What are you saying? They have two apiece at least!〃
〃So you want to discount heaven; a thoroughly commercial notion。
Ancient religions were but the unchecked development of physical
pleasure; but we have developed a soul and expectations; some advance
has been made。〃
〃What can you expect; my friends; of a century filled with politics to
repletion?〃 asked Nathan。 〃What befell The History of the King of
Bohemia and his Seven Castles; a most entrancing conception? 。 。 。〃
〃I say;〃 the would…be critic cried down the whole length of the table。
〃The phrases might have been drawn at hap…hazard from a hat; 'twas a
work written 'down to Charenton。' 〃
〃You are a fool!〃
〃And you are a rogue!〃
〃Oh! oh!〃
〃Ah! ah!〃
〃They are going to fight。〃
〃No; they aren't。〃
〃You will find me to…morrow; sir。〃
〃This very moment;〃 Nathan answered。
〃Come; come; you pair of fire…eaters!〃
〃You are another!〃 said the prime mover in the quarrel。
〃Ah; I can't stand upright; perhaps?〃 asked the pugnacious Nathan;
straightening himself up like a stag…beetle about to fly。
He stared stupidly round the table; then; completely exhausted by the
effort; sank back into his chair; and mutely hung his head。
〃Would it not have been nice;〃 the critic said to his neighbor; 〃to
fight about a book I have neither read nor seen?〃
〃Emile; look out for your coat; your neighbor is growing pale;〃 said
Bixiou。
〃Kant? Yet another ball flung out for fools to sport with; sir!
Materialism and spiritualism are a fine pair of battledores with which
charlatans in long gowns keep a shuttlecock a…going。 Suppose that God
is everywhere; as Spinoza says; or that all things proceed from God;
as says St。 Paul 。 。 。 the nincompoops; the door shuts or opens; but
isn't the movement the same? Does the fowl come from the egg; or the
egg from the fowl? 。 。 。 Just hand me some duck 。 。 。 and there; you
have all science。〃
〃Simpleton!〃 cried the man of science; 〃your problem is settled by
fact!〃
〃What fact?〃
〃Professors' chairs were not made for philosophy; but philosophy for
the professors' chairs。 Put on a pair of spectacles and read the
budget。〃
〃Thieves!〃
〃Nincompoops!〃
〃Knaves!〃
〃Gulls!〃
〃Where but in Paris will you find such a ready and rapid exchange of
thought?〃 cried Bixiou in a deep; bass voice。
〃Bixiou! Act a classical farce for us! Come now。〃
〃Would you like me to depict the nineteenth century?〃
〃Silence。〃
〃Pay attention。〃
〃Clap a muffle on your trumpets。〃
〃Shut up; you Turk!〃
〃Give him some wine; and let that fellow keep quiet。〃
〃Now; then; Bixiou!〃
The artist buttoned his black coat to the collar; put on yellow
gloves; and began to burlesque the Revue des Deux Mondes by acting a
squinting old lady; but the uproar drowned his voice; and no one heard
a word of the satire。 Still; if he did not catch the spirit of the
century; he represented the Revue at any rate; for his own intentions
were not very clear to him。
Dessert was served as if by magic。 A huge epergne of gilded bronze
from Thomire's studio overshadowed the table。 Tall statuettes; which a
celebrated artist had endued with ideal beauty according to
conventional European notions; sustained and carried pyramids of
strawberries; pines; fresh dates; golden grapes; clear…skinned
peaches; oranges brought from Setubal by steamer; pomegranates;
Chinese fruit; in short; all the surprises of luxury; miracles of
confectionery; the most tempting dainties; and choicest delicacies。
The coloring of this epicurean work of art was enhanced by the
splendors of porcelain; by sparkling outlines of gold; by the chasing
of the vases。 Poussin's landscapes; copied on Sevres ware; were
crowned with graceful fringes of moss; green; translucent; and fragile
as ocean weeds。
The revenue of a German prince would not have defrayed the cost of
this arrogant display。 Silver and mother…of…pearl; gold and crystal;
were lavished afresh in new forms; but scarcely a vague idea of this
almost Oriental fairyland penetrated eyes now heavy with wine; or
crossed the delirium of intoxication。 The fire and fragrance of the
wines acted like potent philters and magical fumes; producing a kind
of mirage in the brain; binding feet; and weighing down hands。 The
clamor increased。 Words were no longer distinct; glasses flew in
pieces; senseless peals of laughter broke out。 Cursy snatched up a
horn and struck up a flourish on it。 It acted like a signal given by
the devil。 Yells; hisses; songs; cries; and groans went up from the
maddened crew。 You might have smiled to see men; light…hearted by
nature; grow tragical as Crebillon's dramas; and pensive as a sailor
in a coach。 Hard…headed men blabbed secrets to the inquisitive; who
were long past heeding them。 Saturnine faces were wreathed in smiles
worthy of a pirouetting dancer。 Claude Vignon shuffled about like a
bear in a cage。 Intimate friends began to fight。
Animal likenesses; so curiously traced by physiologists in human
faces; came out in gestures and behavior。 A book lay open for a Bichat
if he had repaired thither fasting and collected。 The master of the
house; knowing his condition; did not dare stir; but encouraged his
guests' extravangances with a fixed grimacing smile; meant to be
hospitable and appropriate。 His large face; turning from blue and red
to a purple shade terrible to see; partook of the general commotion by
movements like the heaving and pitching of a brig。
〃Now; did you murder them?〃 Emile asked him。
〃Capital punishment is going to be abolished; they say; in favor of
the Revolution of July;〃 answered Taillefer; raising his eyebrows with
drunken sagacity。
〃Don't they rise up before you in dreams at times?〃 Raphael persisted。
〃There's a statute of limitations;〃 said the murderer…Croesus。
〃And on his tombstone;〃 Emile began; with a sardonic laugh; 〃the
stonemason will carve 'Passer…by; accord a tear; in memory of one
that's here!' Oh;〃 he continued; 〃I would cheerfully pay a hundred
sous to any mathematician who would prove the existence of hell to me
by an algebraical equation。〃
He flung up a coin and cried:
〃Heads for the existence of God!〃
〃Don't look!〃 Raphael cried; pouncing upon it。 〃Who knows? Suspense is
so pleasant。〃
〃Unluckily;〃 Emile said; with burlesque melancholy; 〃I can see no
halting…place between the unbeliever's arithmetic and the papal Pater
noster。 Pshaw! let us drink。 Trinq was; I believe; the oracular answer
of the dive bouteille and the final conclusion of Pantagruel。〃
〃We owe our arts and monuments to the Pater noster; and our knowledge;
too; perhaps; and a still greater benefitmodern governmentwhereby
a vast and teeming society is wondrously represented by some five
hundred intellects。 It neutralizes opposing forces and gives free play
to CIVILIZATION; that Titan queen who has succeeded the ancient
terrible figure of the KING; that sham Providence; reared by man
between himself and heaven。 In the face of such achievements; atheism