the lumley autograph-第6章
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John Howard (1726…1790); English philanthropist and prison reformer。
Talma = Francois Talma (1763…1826); popular French playwright。
William Penn (1644…1718); Quaker founder of Pennsylvania。 Fenelon
= Francois Fenelon (1651…1715); French Archbishop and writer}
I ventured to excuse Lady Holberton by suggesting that probably at
the time her stock of notabilities was low。
Miss Rowley shook her head; and curled her lip; as if she fancied the
lady had only been seeking to drive a hard bargain。
〃On one point; however; I have carried the day; Mr。 Howard。 Lady
Holberton is not a little proud of her Vidocq; but I have obtained one
far superior to hers; one addressed to myself so piquant and gallant
too。 I called on the dear old burglar on purpose to coax him into
writing me a note。〃
{Vidocq = Francois Vidocq (1775…1857); French police detective who
turned robber; and was exposed in 1832。}
I wondered; in petto; whether I should meet any illustrious convicts
at Miss Rowley's party the next evening; but remembering to have
heard her called an exclusive; it did not seem very probable。
{in petto = silently; to oneself (Latin)}
After running her eye over the list again; Miss Rowley made another
inquiry。
〃Mr。 Howard; could you get me something from an American
Colonel?〃
I assured the lady we had colonels of all sorts; and begged to know
what particular variety she had placed on her cataloguewas it an
officer of the regular service; or one of no service at all?
〃Oh; the last; certainlyofficers who have seen service are so
commonplace!〃
My own pen was immediately placed at Miss Rowley's disposal; as
my sword would have been; had I owned one。 As I had been called
colonel a hundred times without having commanded a regiment once;
my own name was as good as any other on the present occasion。
〃You are very obliging。 Since you are so good; may I also trouble you
to procure me a line from a very remarkable personage of your
countrya very distinguished manhe has been President; or
Speaker of the Senate; or something of that sort。〃
To which of our head men did Miss Rowley allude?
〃He is called Uncle Sam; I believe。〃
{Uncle Sam = 〃Uncle Sam〃 became a popular personification of the
United States during the War of 1812; replacing Brother Jonathan;
and was often used in contradistinction to the British 〃John Bull〃}
This was not so easy a task; for though we have thousands of
colonels; there is but one Uncle Sam in the world。 On hearing that
such was the case; Miss Rowley's anxiety on the subject increased
immeasurably; but I assured her the old gentleman only put his
name to treaties; and tariffs; and although his sons were wonderfully
gallant; yet he himself had never condescended to notice any woman
but a queen regnant: and I further endeavored to give some idea of
his identity。 Miss Rowley stopped me short; however。
〃Only procure me one line from him; Mr。 Howard; and I shall be
indebted to you for life。 It will be time enough to find out all about
him when I once have his namethat is the essential thing。〃
I shrunk from committing myself; however; declaring that I would as
soon engage to procure a billet…doux from Prester John。
{Prester John = Mythical ruler believed in the Middle Ages to head a
powerful Christian Kingdom somewhere in Asia; later identified with
the Christian Kings of Ethiopia in Africa}
〃Prester John! That would; indeed; be quite invaluable!〃
This Asiatic diversion was a happy one; and came very apropos; for it
carried Miss Rowley into China; she inquired if I had any Chinese
connections。
〃Though altogether; I am pretty well satisfied with my Chinese
negotiations; as soon as the Celestial Empire was opened to the
civilized world; I engaged an agent there to collect for me。 But; could
you put me on the track of a Confucius?〃
{opened to the civilized world = following the so…called Opium War;
Britain had in 1842 forced China to open trade with her}
I was obliged to admit my inability to do so; and at the same
moment the collecting instincts of Lady Holberton and Mr。 T…;
drew their attention to the corner where Miss Rowley and myself
were conversing; as they moved toward us; Miss Rowley pocketed
her list; throwing herself upon my honor not to betray the
deficiencies in her role d'equipage; or the collecting negociations just
opened between us。 Lady Holberton; as she advanced; invited Miss
Rowley; with an ill…concealed air of triumph; to feast her eyes once
more on the Lumley autograph; and not long after the party broke
up。
{role d'equipage = muster roll (French); here; Miss Rowley's list of
her autographs}
The next day; in passing Holberton…House; I observed the chariot of
a fashionable physician before the door; and at Miss Rowley's party
in the evening learned from Mr。 T… that Lady Holberton was quite
unwell。 The following morning I called to inquire; and received for
answer that 〃her ladyship was very much indisposed。〃 It was not
until a week later that I saw Lady Holberton herself; taking the air in
Hyde Park。 She looked wretchedlythin and pale。 I inquired from the
English friend with whom I was riding; if there was any probability of
a change of ministry? He looked surprised; and then catching the
direction of my eye; he observed;
〃You ask on Lady Holberton's account; but Sir A… B… tells me
her illness was caused by the loss of the Lumley Autograph。〃
This unexpected intelligence proved only too true。 On returning to my
lodgings; I found a note from Lady Holberton; requesting to see me;
and; of course; immediately obeyed the summons。
〃Lost!lost!lost! Mr。 Howard!〃 said the lady; endeavoring to conceal
her emotion; as she gave me the details of her affliction。
〃It must have been stolenbasely stolenon the evening of my
party。 Oh! why did I so foolishly exhibit it among so many people;
and collectors among them; too! Never again will I admit more than
one collector at a time into the room with my album!〃 she exclaimed
with energy。
I was shocked; surely Lady Holberton did not conceive it possible
that any of her guests could be guilty of such base conduct?
〃How little you know them! But it is that; Mr。 Howard; which has
interested me in your favoryou have so much naivete; and
ignorance of the moral turpitude of the old world; that I feel
convinced you never could be guilty of such an action yourself。〃
I assured Lady Holberton that in this respect she only did me justice;
and; in fact; a theft of the kind she alluded to appeared to me all but
incredible。
〃Remember that it was only the other day that … lost his
invaluable album; remember that last winter Madame de … had all
her notes on botanical subjects stolen from her own portfolioand I
could mention a dozen instances of the same wickedness。〃
These facts were already known to me; but I had forgotten them。 I
remarked with a glow of national pride; that we certainly were much
more virtuous in these matters across the ocean; in America we are
much above pilfering autographs; when we do steal; it is by the
volumewe seize all an author's stock in trade at one swoop; and
without condescending to say even; thank ye; for it。
{author's stock in trade = though ostensibly referring to the stealing
of autographs; Susan Fenimore Cooper is also clearly referring to the
widespread pirating of British and other foreign literary works by
American publishers; in the absence of international copyright laws
which not only cheated the authors; but made life difficult for
American authors expecting to be paid for their creations}
〃So I have always understood; Mr。 Howardand I felt that my album
was safe with you;〃 observed Lady Holberton; with tears in her eyes。
Wishing to relieve this distress; I proposed advertising for the lost
treasureapplying to the police。
Lady Holberton smiled through her tears; as she assured me that the
police; old and new; had been enlisted in her service an hour after
the discovery of her loss; while communications had been opened
with the municipal governments of Brussels; Paris; and Vienna; on
the same subject。
{police; old and new = the first modern English police force had been