an inland voyage-第4章
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Mammon； the least erected spirit that fell From Heaven；
durst risk a word in answer。 It is but a lying cant that would represent the merchant and the banker as people disinterestedly toiling for mankind； and then most useful when they are most absorbed in their transactions； for the man is more important than his services。 And when my Royal Nautical Sportsman shall have so far fallen from his hopeful youth that he cannot pluck up an enthusiasm over anything but his ledger； I venture to doubt whether he will be near so nice a fellow； and whether he would welcome； with so good a grace； a couple of drenched Englishmen paddling into Brussels in the dusk。
When we had changed our wet clothes and drunk a glass of pale ale to the Club's prosperity； one of their number escorted us to an hotel。 He would not join us at our dinner； but he had no objection to a glass of wine。 Enthusiasm is very wearing； and I begin to understand why prophets were unpopular in Judaea； where they were best known。 For three stricken hours did this excellent young man sit beside us to dilate on boats and boat…races； and before he left； he was kind enough to order our bedroom candles。
We endeavoured now and again to change the subject； but the diversion did not last a moment： the Royal Nautical Sportsman bridled； shied； answered the question； and then breasted once more into the swelling tide of his subject。 I call it his subject； but I think it was he who was subjected。 The ARETHUSA； who holds all racing as a creature of the devil； found himself in a pitiful dilemma。 He durst not own his ignorance for the honour of Old England； and spoke away about English clubs and English oarsmen whose fame had never before come to his ears。 Several times； and； once above all； on the question of sliding…seats； he was within an ace of exposure。 As for the CIGARETTE； who has rowed races in the heat of his blood； but now disowns these slips of his wanton youth； his case was still more desperate； for the Royal Nautical proposed that he should take an oar in one of their eights on the morrow； to compare the English with the Belgian stroke。 I could see my friend perspiring in his chair whenever that particular topic came up。 And there was yet another proposal which had the same effect on both of us。 It appeared that the champion canoeist of Europe （as well as most other champions） was a Royal Nautical Sportsman。 And if we would only wait until the Sunday； this infernal paddler would be so condescending as to accompany us on our next stage。 Neither of us had the least desire to drive the coursers of the sun against Apollo。
When the young man was gone； we countermanded our candles； and ordered some brandy and water。 The great billows had gone over our head。 The Royal Nautical Sportsmen were as nice young fellows as a man would wish to see； but they were a trifle too young and a thought too nautical for us。 We began to see that we were old and cynical； we liked ease and the agreeable rambling of the human mind about this and the other subject； we did not want to disgrace our native land by messing an eight； or toiling pitifully in the wake of the champion canoeist。 In short； we had recourse to flight。 It seemed ungrateful； but we tried to make that good on a card loaded with sincere compliments。 And indeed it was no time for scruples； we seemed to feel the hot breath of the champion on our necks。
AT MAUBEUGE
PARTLY from the terror we had of our good friends the Royal Nauticals； partly from the fact that there were no fewer than fifty…five locks between Brussels and Charleroi； we concluded that we should travel by train across the frontier； boats and all。 Fifty…five locks in a day's journey was pretty well tantamount to trudging the whole distance on foot； with the canoes upon our shoulders； an object of astonishment to the trees on the canal side； and of honest derision to all right…thinking children。
To pass the frontier； even in a train； is a difficult matter for the ARETHUSA。 He is somehow or other a marked man for the official eye。 Wherever he journeys； there are the officers gathered together。 Treaties are solemnly signed； foreign ministers； ambassadors； and consuls sit throned in state from China to Peru； and the Union Jack flutters on all the winds of heaven。 Under these safeguards； portly clergymen； school…mistresses； gentlemen in grey tweed suits； and all the ruck and rabble of British touristry pour unhindered； MURRAY in hand； over the railways of the Continent； and yet the slim person of the ARETHUSA is taken in the meshes； while these great fish go on their way rejoicing。 If he travels without a passport； he is cast； without any figure about the matter； into noisome dungeons： if his papers are in order； he is suffered to go his way indeed； but not until he has been humiliated by a general incredulity。 He is a born British subject； yet he has never succeeded in persuading a single official of his nationality。 He flatters himself he is indifferent honest； yet he is rarely taken for anything better than a spy； and there is no absurd and disreputable means of livelihood but has been attributed to him in some heat of official or popular distrust。 。 。 。
For the life of me I cannot understand it。 I too have been knolled to church； and sat at good men's feasts； but I bear no mark of it。 I am as strange as a Jack Indian to their official spectacles。 I might come from any part of the globe； it seems； except from where I do。 My ancestors have laboured in vain； and the glorious Constitution cannot protect me in my walks abroad。 It is a great thing； believe me； to present a good normal type of the nation you belong to。
Nobody else was asked for his papers on the way to Maubeuge； but I was； and although I clung to my rights； I had to choose at last between accepting the humiliation and being left behind by the train。 I was sorry to give way； but I wanted to get to Maubeuge。
Maubeuge is a fortified town； with a very good inn； the GRAND CERF。 It seemed to be inhabited principally by soldiers and bagmen； at least； these were all that we saw； except the hotel servants。 We had to stay there some time； for the canoes were in no hurry to follow us； and at last stuck hopelessly in the custom…house until we went back to liberate them。 There was nothing to do； nothing to see。 We had good meals； which was a great matter； but that was all。
The CIGARETTE was nearly taken up upon a charge of drawing the fortifications： a feat of which he was hopelessly incapable。 And besides； as I suppose each belligerent nation has a plan of the other's fortified places already； these precautions are of the nature of shutting the stable door after the steed is away。 But I have no doubt they help to keep up a good spirit at home。 It is a great thing if you can persuade people that they are somehow or other partakers in a mystery。 It makes them feel bigger。 Even the Freemasons； who have been shown up to satiety； preserve a kind of pride； and not a grocer among them； however honest； harmless； and empty…headed he may feel himself to be at bottom； but comes home from one of their COENACULA with a portentous significance for himself。
It is an odd thing； how happily two people； if there are two； can live in a place where they have no acquaintance。 I think the spectacle of a whole life in which you have no part paralyses personal desire。 You are content to become a mere spectator。 The baker stands in his door； the colonel with his three medals goes by to the CAFE at night； the troops drum and trumpet and man the ramparts； as bold as so many lions。 It would task language to say how placidly you behold all this。 In a place where you have taken some root； you are provoked out of your indifference； you have a hand in the game； your friends are fighting with the army。 But in a strange town； not small enough to grow too soon familiar； nor so large as to have laid itself out for travellers； you stand so far apart from the business； that you positively forget it would be possible to go nearer； you have so little human int
