from the memoirs of a minister of france-第40章
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t's illness had suggested the scheme on which I had myself hit; I hoped for the best; and; to be sure; in a moment an outcry arose in the house and quickly spread。 Of those at the door; some cried to their fellows to hearken; while others hastened off to see。 Yet still a little time elapsed; during which I burned with impatience; and then the crowd came trampling back; all wrangling and speaking at once。
At the door the chattering ceased; and; a hand being laid on the bar; in a moment the door was thrown open; and I walked out with what dignity I might。 Outside; the scene which met my eyes might have been; under other circumstances; diverting。 Before me stood the landlord of the inn; bowing with a light in each hand; as if the more he bent his backbone the more he must propitiate me; while a fat; middle…aged man at his elbow; whom I took to be Fonvelle; smiled feebly at me with a chapfallen expression。 A little aside; Curtin; a shrivelled old fellow; was wringing his hands over his loss; and behind and round these; peeping over their shoulders and staring under their arms; clustered a curious crowd of busybodies; who; between amusement at the joke and awe of the great men; had much ado to control their merriment。
The host began to mutter apologies; but I cut him short。 〃I will talk to you to…morrow!〃 I said; in a voice which made him shake in his shoes。 〃Now give me supper; lights; and a roomand hurry。 For you; M。 Fonvelle; you are an ass! And for the gentleman there; who has filled the rogue's purse; he will do well another time to pay the King his dues!〃
With that I left the twoFonvelle purple with indignation; and Curtin with eyes and mouth agape and tears stayedand followed my host to his best room; Maignan and La Trape attending me with very grim faces。 Here the landlord would have repeated his apologies; but my thoughts beginning to revert to the purpose which had brought me hither; I affected to be offended; that; by keeping all at a distance; I might the more easily preserve my character。
I succeeded so well that; though half the town; through which the news of my adventure had spread; as fire spreads in tinder; were assembled outside the inn until a late hour; no one was admitted to see me; and when I made my appearance next morning in the market…place and took my seat; with my two attendants; at a table by the corn…measures; this reserve had so far impressed the people that the smiles which greeted me scarcely exceeded those which commonly welcome a tax…collector。 Some had paid; and; foreseeing the necessity of paying again; found little that was diverting in the jest。 Others thought it no laughing matter to pay once; and a few had come as ill out of the adventure as I had。 Under these circumstances; we quickly settled to work; no one entertaining the slightest suspicion; and La Trape; who could accommodate himself to anything; playing the part of clerk; I was presently receiving money and hearing excuses; the minute acquaintance with the routine of the finances; which I had made it my business to acquire; rendering the work easy to me。
We had not been long engaged; however; when Fonvelle put in an appearance; and elbowing the peasants aside; begged to speak with me apart。 I rose and stepped back with him two or three paces; on which he winked at me in a very knowing fashion; 〃I am M。 de Fonvelle;〃 he said。 And he winked again。
〃Ah!〃 I said。
〃My name is not in your list。〃
〃I find it there;〃 I replied; raising a hand to my ear。
〃Tut; tut! you do not understand;〃 he muttered。 〃Has not Gringuet told you?〃
〃What?〃 I said; pretending to be a little deaf。
〃Has not〃
I shook my head。
〃Has not Gringuet told you?〃 he repeated; reddening with anger; and this time speaking; on compulsion; so loudly that the peasants could hear him。
I answered him in the same tone。 〃Yes;〃 I said roundly。 〃He has told me; of course; that every year you give him two hundred livres to omit your name。〃
He glanced behind him with an oath。 〃Man; are you mad?〃 he gasped; his jaw falling。 〃They will hear you。〃
〃Yes;〃 I said loudly; 〃I mean them to hear me。〃
I do not know what he thought of thisperhaps that I was mad but he staggered back from me; and looked wildly round。 Finding everyone laughing; he looked again at me; but still failed to understand; on which; with another oath; he turned on his heel; and forcing his way through the grinning crowd; was out of sight in a moment。
I was about to return to my seat; when a pursy; pale…faced man; with small eyes and a heavy jowl; whom I had before noticed; pushed his way through the line; and came to me。 Though his neighbours were all laughing he was sober; and in a moment I understood why。
〃I am very deaf;〃 he said in a whisper。 〃My name; Monsieur; is Philippon。 I am a〃
I made a sign to him that I could not hear。
〃I am the silk merchant;〃 he continued pretty audibly; but with a suspicious glance behind him。 〃Probably you have〃
Again I signed to him that I could not hear。
〃You have heard of me?〃
〃From M。 Gringuet?〃 I said very loudly。
〃Yes;〃 he answered in a similar tone; for; aware that deaf persons cannot hear their own voices and are seldom able to judge how loudly they are speaking; I had led him to this。 〃And I suppose that you will do as he did?〃
〃How?〃 I asked。 〃In what way?〃
He touched his pocket with a stealthy gesture; unseen by the people behind him。
Again I made a sign as if I could not hear。
〃Take the usual little gift?〃 he said; finding himself compelled to speak。
〃I cannot hear a word;〃 I bellowed。 By this time the crowd were shaking with laughter。
〃Accept the usual gift?〃 he said; his fat; pale face perspiring; and his little pig's eyes regarding me balefully。
〃And let you pay one quarter?〃 I said。
〃Yes;〃 he answered。
But this; and the simplicity with which he said it; drew so loud a roar of laughter from the crowd as penetrated even to his dulled senses。 Turning abruptly; as if a bee had stung him; he found the place convulsed with merriment; and perceiving; in an instant; that I had played upon him; though he could not understand how or why; he glared about him a moment; muttered something which I could not catch; and staggered away with the gait of a drunken man。
After this; it was useless to suppose that I could amuse myself with others。 The crowd; which had never dreamed of such a tax… collector; and could scarcely believe either eyes or ears; hesitated to come forward even to pay; and I was considering what I should do next; when a commotion in one corner of the square drew my eyes to that quarter。 I looked and saw at first only Curtin。 Then; the crowd dividing and making way for him; I perceived that he had the real Gringuet with himGringuet; who rode through the market with an air of grim majesty; with one foot in a huge slipper and eyes glaring with ill…temper。
Doubtless Curtin; going to him on the chance of hearing something of the rogue who had cheated him; had apprised the tax…collector of the whole matter; for on seeing me in my chair of state; he merely grinned in a vicious way; and cried to the nearest not to let me escape。 〃We have lost one rogue; but we will hang the other;〃 he said。 And while the townsfolk stood dumbfounded round us; he slipped with a groan from his horse; and bade his two servants seize me。
〃And do you;〃 he called to the host; 〃see that you help; my man! You have harboured him; and you shall pay for it if he escapes。〃
With that he hopped a step nearer; and then; not dreaming of resistance; sank with another groanfor his foot was immensely swollen by the journeyinto the chair from which I had risen。
A glance showed me that; if I would not be drawn into an unseemly brawl; I must act; and meeting Maignan's eager eye fixed upon my face; I nodded。 In a second he seized the unsuspecting Gringuet by the neck; snatched him up from the chair; and flung him half… a…dozen paces away。 〃Lie there;〃 he cried; 〃you insolent rascal! Who told you to sit before your betters?〃
The violence of the action; and Maignan's heat; were such that the nearest drew back affrighted; and even Gringuet's servants recoiled; while the