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(answered the lieutenant); it is among those Indians a matter of
great simplicity  they never heard of any Alliance between Church
and State。  They; in general; worship two contending principles;
one the Fountain of all Good; the other the source of all evil。
The common people there; as in other countries; run into the
absurdities of superstition; but sensible men pay adoration to a
Supreme Being; who created and sustains the universe。' 'O! what
pity (exclaimed the pious Tabby); that some holy man has not been
inspired to go and convert these poor heathens!'

The lieutenant told her; that while he resided among them; two
French missionaries arrived; in order to convert them to the
catholic religion; but when they talked of mysteries and
revelations; which they could neither explain nor authenticate;
and called in the evidence of miracles which they believed upon
hearsay; when they taught that the Supreme Creator of Heaven and
Earth had allowed his only Son; his own equal in power and glory;
to enter the bowels of a woman; to be born as a human creature;
to be insulted; flagellated; and even executed as a malefactor;
when they pretended to create God himself; to swallow; digest;
revive; and multiply him ad infinitum; by the help of a little
flour and water; the Indians were shocked at the impiety of their
presumption。  They were examined by the assembly of the sachems
who desired them to prove the divinity of their mission by some
miracle。  They answered; that it was not in their power。  'If you
were really sent by Heaven for our conversion (said one of the
sachems); you would certainly have some supernatural endowments;
at least you would have the gift of tongues; in order to explain
your doctrine to the different nations among which you are
employed; but you are so ignorant of our language; that you
cannot express yourselves even on the most trifling subjects。' In
a word; the assembly were convinced of their being cheats; and
even suspected them of being spies: they ordered them a bag of
Indian corn apiece; and appointed a guide to conduct them to the
frontiers; but the missionaries having more zeal than discretion;
refused to quit the vineyard。  They persisted in saying mass; in
preaching; baptizing; and squabbling with the conjurers; or
priests of the country; till they had thrown the whole community
into confusion。  Then the assembly proceeded to try them as
impious impostors; who represented the Almighty as a trifling;
weak; capricious being; and pretended to make; unmake; and
reproduce him at pleasure; they were; therefore; convicted of
blasphemy and sedition; and condemned to the stale; where they
died singing Salve regina; in a rapture of joy; for the crown of
martyrdom which they had thus obtained。

In the course of this conversation; lieutenant Lismahago dropt
some hints by which it appeared he himself was a free…thinker。
Our aunt seemed to be startled at certain sarcasms he threw out
against the creed of saint Athanasius  He dwelt much upon the
words; reason; philosophy; and contradiction in terms  he bid
defiance to the eternity of hell…fire; and even threw such squibs
at the immortality of the soul; as singed a little the whiskers
of Mrs Tabitha's faith; for; by this time she began to look upon
Lismahago as a prodigy of learning and sagacity。  In short; he
could be no longer insensible to the advances she made towards
his affection; and although there was something repulsive in his
nature; he overcame it so far as to make some return to her
civilities。  Perhaps; he thought it would be no bad scheme; in a
superannuated lieutenant on half…pay; to effect a conjunction
with an old maid; who; in all probability; had fortune enough to
keep him easy and comfortable in the fag…end of his days  An
ogling correspondence forthwith commenced between this amiable
pair of originals  He began to sweeten the natural acidity of his
discourse with the treacle of compliment and commendation  He
from time to time offered her snuff; of which he himself took
great quantities; and even made her a present of a purse of silk
grass; woven by the hands of the amiable Squinkinacoosta; who had
used it as a shot…pouch in her hunting expeditions。

From Doncaster northwards; all the windows of all the inns are
scrawled with doggeral rhimes; in abuse of the Scotch nation; and
what surprised me very much; I did not perceive one line written
in the way of recrimination  Curious to hear what Lismahago would
say on this subject; I pointed out to him a very scurrilous
epigram against his countrymen; which was engraved on one of the
windows of the parlour where we sat。  He read it with the most
starched composure; and when I asked his opinion of the poetry;
'It is vara terse and vara poignant (said he); but with the help
of a wat dish…clout; it might be rendered more clear and
parspicuous。  I marvel much that some modern wit has not
published a collection of these essays under the title of the
Glaziers Triumph over Sawney the Scot  I'm persuaded it would be
a vara agreeable offering to the patriots of London and
Westminster。' When I expressed some surprize that the natives of
Scotland; who travel this way; had not broke all the windows upon
the road; 'With submission (replied the lieutenant); that were
but shallow policy  it would only serve to make the satire more
cutting and severe; and I think it is much better to let it stand
in the window; than have it presented in the reckoning。'

My uncle's jaws began to quiver with indignation。  He said; the
scribblers of such infamous stuff deserved to be scourged at the
cart's tail for disgracing their country with such monuments of
malice and stupidity。  'These vermin (said he) do not consider;
that they are affording their fellow subjects; whom they abuse;
continual matter of self…gratulation; as well as the means of
executing the most manly vengeance that can be taken for such
low; illiberal attacks。 For my part; I admire the philosophic
forbearance of the Scots; as much as I despise the insolence of
those wretched libellers; which is akin to the arrogance of the
village cock; who never crows but upon his own dunghill。' The
captain; with an affectation of candour; observed; that men of
illiberal minds were produced in every soil; that in supposing
those were the sentiments of the English in general; he should
pay too great a compliment to is own country; which was not of
consequence enough to attract the envy of such a flourishing and
powerful people。

Mrs Tabby broke forth again in praise of his moderation; and
declared that Scotland was the soil which produced every virtue
under heaven。 When Lismahago took his leave for the night; she
asked her brother if the captain was not the prettiest gentleman
he had ever seen; and whether there was not something wonderfully
engaging in his aspect?  Mr Bramble having eyed her sometime in
silence; 'Sister (said he); the lieutenant is; for aught I know;
an honest man and a good officer  he has a considerable share of
understanding; and a title to more encouragement than he seems to
have met with in life; but I cannot; with a safe conscience;
affirm; that he is the prettiest gentleman I ever saw; neither
can I descern any engaging charm in his countenance; which; I vow
to God; is; on the contrary; very hard…favoured and forbidding。'

I have endeavoured to ingratiate myself with this North…Briton;
who is really a curiosity; but he has been very shy of my
conversation ever since I laughed at his asserting that the
English tongue was spoke with more propriety at Edinburgh than at
London。 Looking at me with a double squeeze of souring in his
aspect; 'If the old definition be true (said he); that risibility
is the distinguishing characteristic of a rational creature; the
English are the most distinguished for rationality of any people
I ever knew。' I owned; that the English were easily struck with
any thing that appeared ludicrous; and apt to laugh accordingly;
but it did not follow; that; because they were more given to
laughter; they had more rationality than their neighbours: I
said; such an inference would be an injury to the Scots; who were
by

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