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that guard the gates of hell  She expressed no sort of concern
for her brother; who ran about in the cold; without his periwig;
and worked with the most astonishing agility; in helping to
disentangle the horses from the carriage: but she cried; in a
tone of distraction; 'Chowder! Chowder! my dear Chowder! my poor
Chowder is certainly killed!'

This was not the case  Chowder; after having tore my uncle's leg
in the confusion of the fall; had retreated under the scat; and
from thence the footman drew him by the neck; for which good
office; he bit his fingers to the bone。 The fellow; who is
naturally surly; was so provoked at this assault; that he saluted
his ribs with a hearty kick; exclaiming; 'Damn the nasty son of a
bitch; and them he belongs to!' A benediction; which was by no
means lost upon the implacable virago his mistress  Her brother;
however; prevailed upon her to retire into a peasant's house;
near the scene of action; where his head and hers were covered;
and poor Jenkins had a fit。 Our next care was to apply some
sticking plaister to the wound in his leg; which exhibited the
impression of Chowder's teeth; but he never opened his lips
against the delinquent  Mrs Tabby; alarmed at this scene; 'You
say nothing; Matt (cried she); but I know your mind  I know the
spite you have to that poor unfortunate animal! I know you intend
to take his life away!' 'You are mistaken; upon my honour!
(replied the squire; with a sarcastic smile) I should be
incapable of harbouring any such cruel design against an object
so amiable and inoffensive; even if he had not the happiness to
be your favourite。'

John Thomas was not so delicate。 The fellow; whether really
alarmed for his life; or instigated by the desire of revenge;
came in; and bluntly demanded; that the dog should be put to
death; on the supposition; that if ever he should run mad
hereafter; he; who had been bit by him; would be infected  My
uncle calmly argued upon the absurdity of his opinion; observing;
that he himself was in the same predicament; and would certainly
take the precaution he proposed; if he was not sure he ran no
risque of infection。 Nevertheless; Thomas continued obstinate;
and; at length declared; that if the dog was not shot
immediately; he himself would be his executioner  This
declaration opened the flood…gates of Tabby's eloquence; which
would have shamed the first…rate oratress of Billingsgate。 The
footman retorted in the same stile; and the squire dismissed him
from his service; after having prevented me from giving him a
good horse…whipping for his insolence。

The coach being adjusted; another difficulty occurred  Mrs
Tabitha absolutely refused to enter it again; unless another
driver could be found to take the place of the postilion; who;
she affirmed; had overturned the carriage from malice
aforethought  After much dispute; the man resigned his place to a
shabby country fellow; who undertook to go as far as Marlborough;
where they could be better provided; and at that place we arrived
about one O'clock; without farther impediment。 Mrs Bramble;
however; found new matter of offence; which; indeed; she has a
particular genius for extracting at will from almost every
incident in life。 We had scarce entered the room at Marlborough;
where we stayed to dine; when she exhibited a formal complaint
against the poor fellow who had superseded the postilion。 She
said he was such a beggarly rascal that he had ne'er a shirt
to his back; and had the impudence to shock her sight by shewing
his bare posteriors; for which act of indelicacy he deserved to
be set in the stocks。 Mrs Winifred Jenkins confirmed the assertion;
with respect to his nakedness; observing; at the same time; that
he had a skin as fair as alabaster。

'This is a heinous offence; indeed (cried my uncle) let us hear
what the fellow has to say in his own vindication。' He was
accordingly summoned; and made his appearance; which was equally
queer and pathetic。 He seemed to be about twenty years of age; of
a middling size; with bandy legs; stooping shoulders; high
forehead; sandy locks; pinking eyes; flat nose; and long chin 
but his complexion was of a sickly yellow; his looks denoted
famine; and the rags that he wore could hardly conceal what
decency requires to be covered  My uncle; having surveyed him
attentively; said; with an ironical expression in his
countenance; 'An't you ashamed; fellow; to ride postilion without
a shirt to cover your backside from the view of the ladies in the
coach?' 'Yes; I am; an please your noble honour (answered the
man) but necessity has no law; as the saying is  And more than
that; it was an accident。 My breeches cracked behind; after I had
got into the saddle' 'You're an impudent varlet (cried Mrs Tabby)
for presuming to ride before persons of fashion without a shirt' 
'I am so; an please your worthy ladyship (said he) but I am a
poor Wiltshire lad  I ha'n't a shirt in the world; that I can
call my own; nor a rag of clothes; and please your ladyship; but
what you see  I have no friend nor relation upon earth to help me
out  I have had the fever and ague these six months; and spent
all I had in the world upon doctors; and to keep soul and body
together; and; saving your ladyship's good presence; I han't
broke bread these four and twenty hours。'

Mrs Bramble; turning from him; said; she had never seen such a
filthy tatterdemalion; and bid him begone; observing; that he
would fill the room full of vermin  Her brother darted a
significant glance at her; as she retired with Liddy into another
apartment; and then asked the man if he was known to any person
in Marlborough?  When he answered; that the landlord of the inn
had known him from his infancy; mine host was immediately called;
and being interrogated on the subject; declared that the young
fellow's name was Humphry Clinker。 That he had been a love
begotten babe; brought up in the work…house; and put out
apprentice by the parish to a country black…smith; who died
before the boy's time was out: that he had for some time worked
under his ostler; as a helper and extra postilion; till he was
taken ill of the ague; which disabled him from getting his bread:
that; having sold or pawned every thing he had in the world for
his cure and subsistence; he became so miserable and shabby; that
he disgraced the stable; and was dismissed; but that he never
heard any thing to the prejudice of his character in other
respects。 'So that the fellow being sick and destitute (said my
uncle) you turned him out to die in the streets。' 'I pay the
poor's rate (replied the other) and I have no right to maintain
idle vagrants; either in sickness or health; besides; such a
miserable object would have brought a discredit upon my house。'

'You perceive (said the 'squire; turning to me) our landlord is a
Christian of bowels  Who shall presume to censure the morals of
the age; when the very publicans exhibit such examples of
humanity?  Heark ye; Clinker; you are a most notorious offender 
You stand convicted of sickness; hunger; wretchedness; and want 
But; as it does not belong to me to punish criminals; I will only
take upon me the task of giving you a word of advice。 Get a shirt
with all convenient dispatch; that your nakedness may not
henceforward give offence to travelling gentlewomen; especially
maidens in years。'

So saying; he put a guinea into the hand of the poor fellow; who
stood staring at him in silence; with his mouth wide open; till
the landlord pushed him out of the room。

In the afternoon; as our aunt stept into the coach; she observed;
with some marks of satisfaction; that the postilion; who rode
next to her; was not a shabby wretch like the ragamuffin who had
them into Marlborough。 Indeed; the difference was very
conspicuous: this was a smart fellow; with a narrow brimmed hat;
with gold cording; a cut bob; a decent blue jacket; leather…breaches;
and a clean linen shirt; puffed above the waist…band。
When we arrived at the Castle; on Spin…hill; where we lay; this
new postilion was remarkably assiduous in bringing in the loose
parcels; and; at length; displayed the individual countenance of
Humphry Clinker

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