50 bab ballads-第22章
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HAUNTED? Ay; in a social way
By a body of ghosts in dread array;
But no conventional spectres they …
Appalling; grim; and tricky:
I quail at mine as I'd never quail
At a fine traditional spectre pale;
With a turnip head and a ghostly wail;
And a splash of blood on the dickey!
Mine are horrible; social ghosts; …
Speeches and women and guests and hosts;
Weddings and morning calls and toasts;
In every bad variety:
Ghosts who hover about the grave
Of all that's manly; free; and brave:
You'll find their names on the architrave
Of that charnel…house; Society。
Black Monday … black as its school…room ink …
With its dismal boys that snivel and think
Of its nauseous messes to eat and drink;
And its frozen tank to wash in。
That was the first that brought me grief;
And made me weep; till I sought relief
In an emblematical handkerchief;
To choke such baby bosh in。
First and worst in the grim array…
Ghosts of ghosts that have gone their way;
Which I wouldn't revive for a single day
For all the wealth of PLUTUS …
Are the horrible ghosts that school…days scared:
If the classical ghost that BRUTUS dared
Was the ghost of his 〃Caesar〃 unprepared;
I'm sure I pity BRUTUS。
I pass to critical seventeen;
The ghost of that terrible wedding scene;
When an elderly Colonel stole my Queen;
And woke my dream of heaven。
No schoolgirl decked in her nurse…room curls
Was my gushing innocent Queen of Pearls;
If she wasn't a girl of a thousand girls;
She was one of forty…seven!
I see the ghost of my first cigar;
Of the thence…arising family jar …
Of my maiden brief (I was at the Bar;
And I called the Judge 〃Your wushup!〃)
Of reckless days and reckless nights;
With wrenched…off knockers; extinguished lights;
Unholy songs and tipsy fights;
Which I strove in vain to hush up。
Ghosts of fraudulent joint…stock banks;
Ghosts of 〃copy; declined with thanks;〃
Of novels returned in endless ranks;
And thousands more; I suffer。
The only line to fitly grace
My humble tomb; when I've run my race;
Is; 〃Reader; this is the resting…place
Of an unsuccessful duffer。〃
I've fought them all; these ghosts of mine;
But the weapons I've used are sighs and brine;
And now that I'm nearly forty…nine;
Old age is my chiefest bogy;
For my hair is thinning away at the crown;
And the silver fights with the worn…out brown;
And a general verdict sets me down
As an irreclaimable fogy。
Footnotes:
(1) A version of this ballad is published as a Song; by Mr。
Jeffreys; Soho Square。
(2) This ballad is published as a Song; under the title 〃If;〃 by
Messrs。 Cramer and Co。
(3) 〃Go with me to a Notary … seal me there
Your single bond。〃 … MERCHANT OF VENICE; Act I。; sc。 3。
(4) 〃And there shall she; at Friar Lawrence' cell;
Be shrived and married。〃 … ROMEO AND JULIET; Act II。; sc。 4。
(5) 〃And give the fasting horses provender。〃 … HENRY THE FIFTH; Act
IV。; sc。 2。
(6) 〃Let us; like merchants; show our foulest wares。〃 … TROILUS AND
CRESSIDA; Act I。; sc。 3。
(7) 〃Then must the Jew be merciful。〃 … MERCHANT OF VENICE; Act IV。;
sc。 1。
(8) 〃The spring; the summer;
The chilling autumn; angry winter; change
Their wonted liveries。〃 … MIDSUMMER NIGHT DREAM; Act IV。; sc。 1。
(9) 〃In the county of Glo'ster; justice of the peace and CORAM。〃
MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR; Act I。; sc。 1。
(10) 〃What lusty trumpet thus doth summon us?〃 … KING JOHN; Act V。;
sc。 2。
(11) 〃And I'll provide his executioner。〃 … HENRY THE SIXTH (Second
Part); Act III。; sc。 1。
(12) 〃The lioness had torn some flesh away;
Which all this while had bled。〃 … AS YOU LIKE IT; Act IV。; sc。 3。
(13) Described by MUNGO PARK。
(14) 〃Like a bird。〃 … SLANG EXPRESSION。
(15) Reprinted from the 〃The Graphic;〃 by permission of the
proprietors。
End