the diary of a nobody-第5章

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May　5。　…　Bought　a　pair　of　lavender　kid…gloves　for　next　Monday；　and　two　white　ties；　in　case　one　got　spoiled　in　the　tying。

May　6；　Sunday。　…　A　very　dull　sermon；　during　which；　I　regret　to　say；　I　twice　thought　of　the　Mansion　House　reception　to…morrow。

May　7。　…　A　big　red…letter　day；　viz。；　the　Lord　Mayor's　reception。　The　whole　house　upset。　　I　had　to　get　dressed　at　half…past　six；　as　Carrie　wanted　the　room　to　herself。　　Mrs。　James　had　come　up　from　Sutton　to　help　Carrie；　so　I　could　not　help　thinking　it　unreasonable　that　she　should　require　the　entire　attention　of　Sarah；　the　servant；　as　well。　　Sarah　kept　running　out　of　the　house　to　fetch　〃something　for　missis；〃　and　several　times　I　had；　in　my　full　evening…dress；　to　answer　the　back…door。

The　last　time　it　was　the　greengrocer's　boy；　who；　not　seeing　it　was　me；　for　Sarah　had　not　lighted　the　gas；　pushed　into　my　hands　two　cabbages　and　half…a…dozen　coal…blocks。　　I　indignantly　threw　them　on　the　ground；　and　felt　so　annoyed　that　I　so　far　forgot　myself　as　to　box　the　boy's　ears。　　He　went　away　crying；　and　said　he　should　summons　me；　a　thing　I　would　not　have　happen　for　the　world。　　In　the　dark；　I　stepped　on　a　piece　of　the　cabbage；　which　brought　me　down　on　the　flags　all　of　a　heap。　　For　a　moment　I　was　stunned；　but　when　I　recovered　I　crawled　upstairs　into　the　drawing…room　and　on　looking　into　the　chimney…glass　discovered　that　my　chin　was　bleeding；　my　shirt　smeared　with　the　coal…blocks；　and　my　left　trouser　torn　at　the　knee。

However；　Mrs。　James　brought　me　down　another　shirt；　which　I　changed　in　the　drawing…room。　　I　put　a　piece　of　court…plaster　on　my　chin；　and　Sarah　very　neatly　sewed　up　the　tear　at　the　knee。　　At　nine　o'clock　Carrie　swept　into　the　room；　looking　like　a　queen。　　Never　have　I　seen　her　look　so　lovely；　or　so　distinguished。　　She　was　wearing　a　satin　dress　of　sky…blue　…　my　favourite　colour　…　and　a　piece　of　lace；　which　Mrs。　James　lent　her；　round　the　shoulders；　to　give　a　finish。　　I　thought　perhaps　the　dress　was　a　little　too　long　behind；　and　decidedly　too　short　in　front；　but　Mrs。　James　said　it　was　E　LA　MODE。　　Mrs。　James　was　most　kind；　and　lent　Carrie　a　fan　of　ivory　with　red　feathers；　the　value　of　which；　she　said；　was　priceless；　as　the　feathers　belonged　to　the　Kachu　eagle　…　a　bird　now　extinct。　　I　preferred　the　little　white　fan　which　Carrie　bought　for　three…and…six　at　Shoolbred's；　but　both　ladies　sat　on　me　at　once。

We　arrived　at　the　Mansion　House　too　early；　which　was　rather　fortunate；　for　I　had　an　opportunity　of　speaking　to　his　lordship；　who　graciously　condescended　to　talk　with　me　some　minutes；　but　I　must　say　I　was　disappointed　to　find　he　did　not　even　know　Mr。　Perkupp；　our　principal。

I　felt　as　if　we　had　been　invited　to　the　Mansion　House　by　one　who　did　not　know　the　Lord　Mayor　himself。　　Crowds　arrived；　and　I　shall　never　forget　the　grand　sight。　　My　humble　pen　can　never　describe　it。　I　was　a　little　annoyed　with　Carrie；　who　kept　saying：　　〃Isn't　it　a　pity　we　don't　know　anybody？〃

Once　she　quite　lost　her　head。　　I　saw　someone　who　looked　like　Franching；　from　Peckham；　and　was　moving　towards　him　when　she　seized　me　by　the　coat…tails；　and　said　quite　loudly：　　〃Don't　leave　me；〃　which　caused　an　elderly　gentleman；　in　a　court…suit；　and　a　chain　round　him；　and　two　ladies；　to　burst　out　laughing。　　There　was　an　immense　crowd　in　the　supper…room；　and；　my　stars！　it　was　a　splendid　supper　…　any　amount　of　champagne。

Carrie　made　a　most　hearty　supper；　for　which　I　was　pleased；　for　I　sometimes　think　she　is　not　strong。　　There　was　scarcely　a　dish　she　did　not　taste。　　I　was　so　thirsty；　I　could　not　eat　much。　　Receiving　a　sharp　slap　on　the　shoulder；　I　turned；　and；　to　my　amazement；　saw　Farmerson；　our　ironmonger。　　He　said；　in　the　most　familiar　way：　〃This　is　better　than　Brickfield　Terrace；　eh？〃　　I　simply　looked　at　him；　and　said　coolly：　　〃I　never　expected　to　see　you　here。〃　　He　said；　with　a　loud；　coarse　laugh：　　〃I　like　that　…　if　YOU；　why　not　ME？〃　　I　replied：　　〃Certainly；〃　I　wish　I　could　have　thought　of　something　better　to　say。　　He　said：　　〃Can　I　get　your　good　lady　anything？〃　　Carrie　said：　　〃No；　I　thank　you；〃　for　which　I　was　pleased。　　I　said；　by　way　of　reproof　to　him：　　〃You　never　sent　to…day　to　paint　the　bath；　as　I　requested。〃　　Farmerson　said：　　〃Pardon　me；　Mr。　Pooter；　no　shop　when　we're　in　company；　please。〃

Before　I　could　think　of　a　reply；　one　of　the　sheriffs；　in　full　Court　costume；　slapped　Farmerson　on　the　back　and　hailed　him　as　an　old　friend；　and　asked　him　to　dine　with　him　at　his　lodge。　　I　was　astonished。　　For　full　five　minutes　they　stood　roaring　with　laughter；　and　stood　digging　each　other　in　the　ribs。　　They　kept　telling　each　other　they　didn't　look　a　day　older。　　They　began　embracing　each　other　and　drinking　champagne。

To　think　that　a　man　who　mends　our　scraper　should　know　any　member　of　our　aristocracy！　　I　was　just　moving　with　Carrie；　when　Farmerson　seized　me　rather　roughly　by　the　collar；　and　addressing　the　sheriff；　said：　　〃Let　me　introduce　my　neighbour；　Pooter。〃　　He　did　not　even　say　〃Mister。〃　　The　sheriff　handed　me　a　glass　of　champagne。　　I　felt；　after　all；　it　was　a　great　honour　to　drink　a　glass　of　wine　with　him；　and　I　told　him　so。　　We　stood　chatting　for　some　time；　and　at　last　I　said：　　〃You　must　excuse　me　now　if　I　join　Mrs。　Pooter。〃　　When　I　approached　her；　she　said：　　〃Don't　let　me　take　you　away　from　friends。　　I　am　quite　happy　standing　here　alone　in　a　crowd；　knowing　nobody！〃

As　it　takes　two　to　make　a　quarrel；　and　as　it　was　neither　the　time　nor　the　place　for　it；　I　gave　my　arm　to　Carrie；　and　said：　　〃I　hope　my　darling　little　wife　will　dance　with　me；　if　only　for　the　sake　of　saying　we　had　danced　at　the　Mansion　House　as　guests　of　the　Lord　Mayor。〃　　Finding　the　dancing　after　supper　was　less　formal；　and　knowing　how　much　Carrie　used　to　admire　my　dancing　in　the　days　gone　by；　I　put　my　arm　round　her　waist　and　we　commenced　a　waltz。

A　most　unfortunate　accident　occurred。　　I　had　got　on　a　new　pair　of　boots。　　Foolishly；　I　had　omitted　to　take　Carrie's　advice；　namely；　to　scratch　the　soles　of　them　with　the　points　of　the　scissors　or　to　put　a　little　wet　on　them。　　I　had　scarcely　started　when；　like　lightning；　my　left　foot　slipped　away　and　I　came　down；　the　side　of　my　head　striking　the　floor　with　such　violence　that　for　a　second　or　two　I　did　not　know　what　had　happened。　　I　needly　hardly　say　that　Carrie　fell　with　me　with　equal　violence；　breaking　the　comb　in　her　hair　and　grazing　her　elbow。

There　was　a　roar　of　laughter；　which　was　immediately　checked　when　people　found　that　we　had　really　hurt　ourselves。　　A　gentleman　assisted　Carrie　to　a　seat；　and　I　expressed　myself　pretty　strongly　on　the　danger　of　having　a　plain　polished　floor　with　no　carpet　or　drugget　to　prevent　people　slipping。　　The　gentleman；　who　said　his　name　was　Darwitts；　insisted　on　escorting　Carrie　to　have　a　glass　of　wine；　an　invitation　which　I　was　pleased　to　allow　Carrie　to　accept。

I　followed；　and　met　Farmerson；　who　immediately　said；　in　his　loud　voice　〃Oh；　are　you　the　one　who　went　down？〃

I　answered　with　an　indignant　look。

With　execrable　taste；　he　said：　　〃Look　here；　old　man；　we　are　too　old　for　this　game。　　We　must　leave　these　capers　to　the　youngsters。　　Come　and　have　another　glass；　that　is　more　in　our　line。〃

Although　I　felt　I　was　buying　his　silence　by　accepting；　we　followed　the　others　into　the　supper…room。

Neither　Carrie　nor　I；　after　our　unfortunate　mishap；　felt　inclined　to　stay　longer。　　As　we　were　departing；　Farmerson　said：　　〃Are　you　going？　if　so；　you　might　give　me　a　lift。〃

I　thought　it　better　to　consent；　but　wish　I　had　first　consulted　Carrie。



CHAPTER　V。



After　the　Mansion　House　Ball。　　Carrie　offended。　　Gowing　also　offended。　　A　pleasant　party　at　the　Cummings'。　　Mr。　Franching；　of　Peckham；　visits　us。


May　8。　…　I　woke　up　with　a　most　terrible　head…ache。　　I　could　scarcely　see；　and　the　back　of　my　neck　was　as　if　I　had　given　it　a　crick。　　I　thought　first　of　sending　for　a　doctor；　but　I　did　not　think　it　necessary。　　When　up；　I　felt　faint；　and　went　to　Brownish's；　the　chemist；　who　gave　me　a　draught。　　So　bad　at　the　office；　had　to　get　leave　to　come　home。　　Went　to　another　chemist　in　the　City；　and　I　got　a　draught。　　Brownish's　dose　seems　to　have　made　me　worse；　have　eaten　nothing　all　day。　　To　make　matters　worse；　Carrie；　every　time　I　spoke　to　her；　answered　me　sharply　…　that　is；　when　she　answere